Zelda Hydration Cartridge w/ Straw

Some people might be wondering, “is this a bit too much?”

The answer is undoubtedly, YES. But then again who would dare judge a nerd quietly sipping from his or her Zelda Hydration Catridge?

Hiding in plain sight, if you will. Holds just enough liquid to get you buzzed at 5 ounces. Comes with a straw if you are the classy type, or works fine if you’re taking swigs straight from the cartridge.

Novelty is not lost on us.

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$19.99

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