Fake Parking Ticket

You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots in that parking garage, but you don’t. Order a pack of these bad boys and you will never regret offering that terrible driver (or at best a terrible parker) a piece of advice. This humorous and incredibly offensive parking ticket will be sure to get under the skin of the idiot that got under your skin. Being an asshole: pass it on.

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$10.29

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