It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references to solar freakin’ roadways, you won’t need millions of dollars to line your pockets full of these .50 caliber bullet knives.
HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener
Looking for a knife sharpener that’s sharp as a tack? Look no further than the HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener! This German-made tool…
CRKT Snap Lock Folding Knife
Any knife enthusiast will appreciate adding the CRKT snap lock folding knife to their daily carry collection. This knife features a sharp blade…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spyderco Bug: Mini Knife
This tiny knife made by Spyderco will always come in handy. No matter why you need a knife the convenience of the Spyderco…
Wild Turkey Fixed Blade Tracker Knife
Whether you’re camping or hunting the Wild Turkey fixed blade tracker knife will make a great companion. With an included leather sheath and…
Tiny Knife That Fits in Collar, Phone Case, or Wallet
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one…
Heated Butter Knife
Literally like a hot knife through butter – this heated butter knife will pair excellently on your lonely Saturday when you’re posted up…
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Knife Cutting Finger Guard
Tired of cutting your fingers while cooking, well this knife cutting finger guard can easily protect your finger while cutting. Made of stainless…
Knives inside Knife Set
Nothing screams I’m rich as hell than a knife inside a knife inside a knife. Just whip out the Deglon Meeting Knife Set at…
USB Squirming Tentacle
If you’ve ever wanted a tentacle squirming out of your USB port well this is the perfect accessory for you. Granted the tentacle…
Skin Picking Fidget Toy
With the help of our unique skin-picking fidget toy, stop touching your hair and nails! This tactile toy, which comes in a rainbow…
Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float
“PHHBBttt…” Who doesn’t remember the unmistakable sound of sitting on a Whoopee Cushion as a kid (or even as an ultra unlucky adult)?…
The Gentleman’s Guide to Cocktails
Turn on your class and go suave. This book outlines all the classics and some modern twists sure to prove your cocktail knowledge…
Bitcoin Hardware Wallet
If you’re a geek who is addicted to the latest cryptocurrency trend of Bitcoin and Ethereum you’ll love the Ledger Nano S hardware…
Twister Yoga Mat Towel
The forces of yoga and twister have combined in this hilarious Twister yoga mat towel. Just throw it over any yoga mat to…
8-Bit Treasure Chest
Sometimes we need to keep our loot safe. This is one of those times. Check out this adorable 8-bit treasure chest, prepared to…
Neck Tie Pillow
Snoozin’ in the office just got a little more discrete. Strap up in the morning with your number one choice for ensuring a…
Hanging Cat Kitchen Towels
These hanging cat kitchen towels are a fur-tastic addition to your kitchen! Not only do they add a splash of color and a…
World’s Smallest Elf On The Shelf
Say hello to the teeny-tiny sentinel of holiday cheer, the World’s Smallest Elf on the Shelf! This little guy, standing at just over…



