It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references to solar freakin’ roadways, you won’t need millions of dollars to line your pockets full of these .50 caliber bullet knives.
HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener
Looking for a knife sharpener that’s sharp as a tack? Look no further than the HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener! This German-made tool…
CRKT Snap Lock Folding Knife
Any knife enthusiast will appreciate adding the CRKT snap lock folding knife to their daily carry collection. This knife features a sharp blade…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spyderco Bug: Mini Knife
This tiny knife made by Spyderco will always come in handy. No matter why you need a knife the convenience of the Spyderco…
Wild Turkey Fixed Blade Tracker Knife
Whether you’re camping or hunting the Wild Turkey fixed blade tracker knife will make a great companion. With an included leather sheath and…
Tiny Knife That Fits in Collar, Phone Case, or Wallet
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one…
Heated Butter Knife
Literally like a hot knife through butter – this heated butter knife will pair excellently on your lonely Saturday when you’re posted up…
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Knife Cutting Finger Guard
Tired of cutting your fingers while cooking, well this knife cutting finger guard can easily protect your finger while cutting. Made of stainless…
Knives inside Knife Set
Nothing screams I’m rich as hell than a knife inside a knife inside a knife. Just whip out the Deglon Meeting Knife Set at…
Boo, You Whore Candle
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
Cyberpunk 2077 Johnny Silverhand FunkoPOP
Keanu Reeves is the Internet’s Boyfriend, and now his Cyberpunk 2077 character can be your new toy friend! Modeled after Johnny Silverhand and…
World’s Smallest Violin
Hear that? It’s me playing the world’s smallest violin… ;) Just kidding. This 4 inch super-realistic miniature doesn’t make a sound. It just…
Peloton Gift Membership
With a Peloton Membership, you can help someone get a head start on their New Year’s resolution by gifting them access to Peloton’s…
Star Wars Holiday Sweaters
Celebrate the holidays in a galaxy far far away with these awesome Star Wars holiday sweaters. Bring the dark side to any ugly…
Knork: Glossy Forks Designed to Cut Meat Without Being Sharp
Who needs a spork! The Knork combines the convenance of a fork and the cutting power of a knife, all without being too…
Crap Taxidermy Book
The weird side of taxidermy comes out in the crap taxidermy coffee table book. This weird gift is sure to give even the…
The Office Floor Plan Print
Any fan of the Office will love this floor plan print of the iconic office from “The Office”. The Scranton branch of Dunder…
Philips Hue Wake Up Light
Improve your experience waking up with the Philips Hue alarm clock. This unique alarm clock will slowly fade through sunrise colors and play…
Avocado Shaped Candle
Everyone’s favorite fruit is now an incredible candle. These delicious and hilarious candles will burn for about 5 hours and come in a…



