It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references to solar freakin’ roadways, you won’t need millions of dollars to line your pockets full of these .50 caliber bullet knives.
HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener
Looking for a knife sharpener that’s sharp as a tack? Look no further than the HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener! This German-made tool…
CRKT Snap Lock Folding Knife
Any knife enthusiast will appreciate adding the CRKT snap lock folding knife to their daily carry collection. This knife features a sharp blade…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Spyderco Bug: Mini Knife
This tiny knife made by Spyderco will always come in handy. No matter why you need a knife the convenience of the Spyderco…
Wild Turkey Fixed Blade Tracker Knife
Whether you’re camping or hunting the Wild Turkey fixed blade tracker knife will make a great companion. With an included leather sheath and…
Tiny Knife That Fits in Collar, Phone Case, or Wallet
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one…
Heated Butter Knife
Literally like a hot knife through butter – this heated butter knife will pair excellently on your lonely Saturday when you’re posted up…
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
Gun Mug
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Knife Cutting Finger Guard
Tired of cutting your fingers while cooking, well this knife cutting finger guard can easily protect your finger while cutting. Made of stainless…
Knives inside Knife Set
Nothing screams I’m rich as hell than a knife inside a knife inside a knife. Just whip out the Deglon Meeting Knife Set at…
Unicorn Yoga 2020 Wall Calendar
New year new you! ring in the new year with this hilarious unicorn yoga wall calendar. Finally the combination of unicorns and yoga…
The Office Downsizing Board Game
Will the Scranton branch close or will Michael save the day? Find out in The Office downsizing board game. Play as your favorite…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Star Wars R2-D2 Tamagotchi
Train your very own R2-D2 to master various skills with this Star Wars Tamagotchi toy. You’ll be able to train R2-D2 through 19…
Poo Emoji Shirt
Say this meeting is poo with this poo emoji covered button down shirt. One of the most popular emojis is now immortalized in…
Ninja Star Fridge Magnets
Add a little flair to the kitchen with these ninja star fridge magnets. Great for tossing a note on the office fridge demanding…
AirPods Max
Anyone who loves their AirPods are sure to love Apple’s latest pair the AirPods Max. With an all new over the ear design…
Outdoor Wine Glass Holder
There really is nothing better than sipping wine out of a nice glass, but when you’re enjoying the great outdoors, the fragility of…
Personalized Pet Magnets
Your furry friend will look better than ever in magnet form on your fridge! These personalized pet magnets make the perfect gift for…
Willie Egg Fryer
Do you like eggs? Are you a big fan of phallic shaped things? Two yolks and a shaft of egg whites make for…