Abusive Balloons

Trying to ruin someone’s big day? or maybe your pal loves a good gag. Well these abusive balloons are sure to deflate any party. Out with the boring old “Happy Birthday” balloons these abusive balloons add a ton of sass to a party. With bold statements like “happy f**king whatever”, “this party is sh*t”, and “f**k me you’re old” you’re sure to get a reaction from anyone.

Included in the package are 12 red, yellow, and orange balloons with 3 abusive messages.

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