Let everyone know your child is a slice of the best pie with these matching pizza shirts for father and son. Great for the family who loves pizza and their newly born…

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It’s important to raise your child with dignity, respect, and humility; everyone can agree with this. What the parenting books won’t tell you is how important it is for your child to…

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Kids today will never understand the glory of Jaws when it came out in theaters. Bring it back with the shark sleeping bag perfect for babies. Replace the boring old blanket and toss…

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Chill your baby out with this beer bottle themed baby bottle (yes this is for milk only!). A great wait to get a laugh out of your friends at the next one…

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So this is a thing. Research has suggested that babies are capable of hearing the mothers voice and music within the womb, so if you are into that kind of thing this…

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Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but enjoy the look on the faces of your soon…

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Teach your baby how to code websites early in their years. Why not train your child to make millions of dollars by the time they are hitting their puberty years? The text…

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There’s nothing more fun than a novelty mask, but these baby masks add a whole new element to creepy. With difference faces such disgusted, crying, and happy you’ll be sure to freak…

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Your newborn will be the hit of the party with this turkey hat. As delicious as a baby looks, add some extra gravy to that head with this incredible looking knitted hat.…

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Teach your baby early on in life that nothing in life is free. With this baby mop outfit your little one will be cleaning your house in no time. Unfortunately a vacuum baby outfit…

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No one is ever too young for a mustache, and luckily the mustache pacifier will get your infant that rustic mustache look.

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