Real Human Rib

Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually a real human rib, but it was obtained legally and safely. This saves you both the trouble of ripping it from some vagrant’s chest and a nice long stay in the state penitentiary.

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$299.00

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Give a rainy day some unique flair with this cabbage leaf umbrella. A perfect gift for the vegetarian or veggie lover who wants…

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$27.99

Never incorrectly stab your meat again with this tactical bbq fork. Designed to ensure precision poking, flipping, prodding, and gripping. Your dogs have…

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$19.99

This is groundbreaking, people. Please give this to your beautiful woman. If she knows you she will know the amount of thought and…

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