Why the hell would you hit up a fast food restaurant in the morning when you can make a beautifully fluffy and delicious sandwich in your own home? Do you have a beautiful person living in your home? FANTASTIC. This bad ass device can create two sandwiches for the price of one. Slap up some eggs and your favorite meats and enjoy a relaxing morning of flavorful execution.
Hong Kong Bubble Waffle Maker
For dessert or breakfast a Hong Kong waffle is delicious anytime of the day. If you’re new to bubble waffles you simply make…
Death Star Waffle Maker
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Instant Ice Cream Maker
Who doesn’t like ice cream? Your kids and the neighbor’s kids will scream for more ice cream when you pull out the fastest…
Smiley Face Sandwich Cutter
Who doesn’t want to see a delicious grilled cheese sandwich smile back at them? Well with the Ceesy Grin smiley face sandwich cutter you…
Keurig Kold Carbinated Drink Maker
Keurig exploded the coffee scene and now they have a cold carbonated drink maker. Now you can make Coke, Root beer, Ginger ale…
Flask Belt Buckle
Every thinking man is a drinking man, no better way to conceal your drink than with a flask on your belt buckle.
Follow Me Bring Beer Sandals
Ever been stranded on a desert island without beer? well these sandals would come in handy in your time of need. Provide a path…
Tasty: The Cookbook
Everyone loves Buzzfeed’s Tasty videos, well now you can have it in cookbook form! This book is especially awesome since you can pick…
Funny Demotivational Pens
Brighten up your office days with these hilarious demotivational pens. Each pen comes with phrases that might not be entirely safe for work…
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your…
Best Thing I Found Online Trophy
Are your colleagues constantly glued to their screens, searching for the latest viral sensation? Reward their hard work with the Best Thing I…
Beddit 3 Smart Sleep Tracker
The Beddit 3 sleep tracker is a simple and effective way to track your sleep. The Beddit just slips under your sheet so…
The Millennium Falcon Owner’s Manual
Don’t feel bad if you can’t blast off into hyperspace at the turn of a hat, they made this manual for a reason.…
Horsehead Christmas Tree Ornament
Complement any horse head mask with this horse head tree ornament. Perfect to remember that time you scared your dog wearing your horse…
AC/DC Monopoly
Fans of AC/DC will love rocking out with this AC/DC edition of Monopoly. Enjoy custom tokens like a cannon, bundle of dynamite, and…