Super-criminals have taken over your neighborhood, and you forgot your utility belt! Fortunately, these stainless steel Batarangs have got your back! They come with 3 Batarangs to an order, and a gorgeous black-framed wall mount display featuring optional decals that read ‘EMERGENCY BATARANGS’ or ‘IN CASE OF INJUSTICE’. We urge you to remember, though- these Batarangs are very sharp. They’re not toys, and aren’t actually mean for superhero antics. You’re aren’t Batman. Really. Honest. You’re not Batman, we swear. Are you even listening to me, Mr. Wayne?
Batarang Letter Opener
Open mail in style with this Batarang letter opener. You’ll be slicing through all your mail in Batman fashion. A COLLECTOR’S ITEM –…
Keychain iPhone Charger
It’s always a pain to have a low battery on your iPhone, especially in case of an emergency. This keychain lightning charger comes…
Zippo Emergency Fire Starter
Through hell or high water, fire when you need it. The awesome fire starting zippo kit is your best friend when you’re battling…
Batman Money Clip
Carry those bills in stylish fashion with a Batarang money clip. Great for quickly accessing your cash to spend in Gotham city, and when the Dark…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
All White 1000 Piece Puzzle
For those who are addicted to pain you’ll lose your mind assembling this 1000 piece puzzle of pure white. With no way to…
Star Trek Live Long & Prosper T-Shirt
An iconic line, and also just a nice thing to say. You don’t even have to be a Star Trek fan to appreciate…
Couch Charging Outlet
We’ve all run into the problem of wanting to use our phone or tablet while it was charging. Rather than leaning over your…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Canned Dragon Meat
Have you ever sunk your teeth into a fresh flank of phenomenally charred dragon? Of course you haven’t, but that doesn’t mean you…
Light Up Maple Tree Lamp
Who needs to wait for fall to enjoy those cozy, golden autumn feels? With the Light Up Maple Tree Lamp, you’re just a…
Hypnotize Light Up Bra
Ok, so this bra is pretty bright and hip, right? Would make the perfect addition to your EDM clothing collection, right? Honestly we…
Crying Unicorn Candle
Everyone wants to be a unicorn, except this unicorn. The daily pressures of unicorning have become too big a burden to bear, what…
Fidget Toy Hand Spinner
We have been finding these fidget gadgets to be quite popular, as people are find alternative ways to reduce their stress, anxiety, and…
The Music Year You Were Born Print
Rock out to retro tunes with The Music Year You Were Born Print! This retro print features all of the top releases from…


