Super-criminals have taken over your neighborhood, and you forgot your utility belt! Fortunately, these stainless steel Batarangs have got your back! They come with 3 Batarangs to an order, and a gorgeous black-framed wall mount display featuring optional decals that read ‘EMERGENCY BATARANGS’ or ‘IN CASE OF INJUSTICE’. We urge you to remember, though- these Batarangs are very sharp. They’re not toys, and aren’t actually mean for superhero antics. You’re aren’t Batman. Really. Honest. You’re not Batman, we swear. Are you even listening to me, Mr. Wayne?
Batarang Letter Opener
Open mail in style with this Batarang letter opener. You’ll be slicing through all your mail in Batman fashion. A COLLECTOR’S ITEM –…
Keychain iPhone Charger
It’s always a pain to have a low battery on your iPhone, especially in case of an emergency. This keychain lightning charger comes…
Zippo Emergency Fire Starter
Through hell or high water, fire when you need it. The awesome fire starting zippo kit is your best friend when you’re battling…
Batman Money Clip
Carry those bills in stylish fashion with a Batarang money clip. Great for quickly accessing your cash to spend in Gotham city, and when the Dark…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Rolling Measurement Tool
From carpenters to fashion designers, architects to sewists, anyone working with non-sharp or rolling edges and angles can appreciate this Rolling Measurement Tool.…
Beer Mug Pool Float
As quaint as it is snuggly comfortable, this pool float designed to uncannily resemble a beer mug will be a great addition for…
NERF Fortnite Rocket Launcher
Bring the heavy artillery to the NERF gun fight with this Fortnite inspired rocket launcher. This wild NERF gun shoots giant foam rockets.
Choose Your Misadventure: Online Dating
Everyone has been on an awful Tinder date, why not relive those repressed memories in the form of an ebook! Take on the…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
“Honey, look at that tiny horse over there! IT IS SO CUTE”! Think of the praise you will get from having tiny horses…
Surge Soda Case
Oh my god. Surge is back and it is ready to provide a disgustingly huge rush of sugar and caffeine that you haven’t…
Batman Candy Bowl Holder
Whether for Halloween or year round this Batman candy bowl holder is a fun way to give out treats with Batman flair.
Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
What Nicolas Cage fan wouldn’t want to rest their head next to this National Treasure. With this Pillowcase Mr. Cage can watch over…
Bacon & Eggs Cuff Links
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…


