Super-criminals have taken over your neighborhood, and you forgot your utility belt! Fortunately, these stainless steel Batarangs have got your back! They come with 3 Batarangs to an order, and a gorgeous black-framed wall mount display featuring optional decals that read ‘EMERGENCY BATARANGS’ or ‘IN CASE OF INJUSTICE’. We urge you to remember, though- these Batarangs are very sharp. They’re not toys, and aren’t actually mean for superhero antics. You’re aren’t Batman. Really. Honest. You’re not Batman, we swear. Are you even listening to me, Mr. Wayne?
Batarang Letter Opener
Open mail in style with this Batarang letter opener. You’ll be slicing through all your mail in Batman fashion. A COLLECTOR’S ITEM –…
Keychain iPhone Charger
It’s always a pain to have a low battery on your iPhone, especially in case of an emergency. This keychain lightning charger comes…
Zippo Emergency Fire Starter
Through hell or high water, fire when you need it. The awesome fire starting zippo kit is your best friend when you’re battling…
Batman Money Clip
Carry those bills in stylish fashion with a Batarang money clip. Great for quickly accessing your cash to spend in Gotham city, and when the Dark…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Star Wars Face Masks
Now safety and style meet with these cool face masks printed with iconic Star Wars characters! Turns out that the reason that galaxy…
Surge Soda Case
Oh my god. Surge is back and it is ready to provide a disgustingly huge rush of sugar and caffeine that you haven’t…
Six Pack Beer Cooler Tote
Bring a chilled 6-pack of beers when you meet up with the boys using this tote bag. Best of all it includes a…
Tonfisk Newton Milk & Sugar Set
The Tonfish Newton Milk and Sugar Set is a fine way to serve both milk and sugar, the sugar bowl on top stays…
Chihuahua T-Shirt
Aye chihuahua! What an adorable shirt; manly too. Look like the small, yappy dog you are with this beautiful garment. You have always…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Harry Potter Coloring Book
Finally you can color the charcters you imagined while reading the books, you can customize the characters and Hogwarts in your own way,…
100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings Book
In today’s world it’s important to appear smart in meetings. Most meetings in this day and age are completely pointless so why not…


