Emergency Batarangs

Super-criminals have taken over your neighborhood, and you forgot your utility belt! Fortunately, these stainless steel Batarangs have got your back! They come with 3 Batarangs to an order, and a gorgeous black-framed wall mount display featuring optional decals that read ‘EMERGENCY BATARANGS’ or ‘IN CASE OF INJUSTICE’. We urge you to remember, though- these Batarangs are very sharp. They’re not toys, and aren’t actually mean for superhero antics. You’re aren’t Batman. Really. Honest. You’re not Batman, we swear. Are you even listening to me, Mr. Wayne?

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$59.00

Carry those bills in stylish fashion with a Batarang money clip. Great for quickly accessing your cash to spend in Gotham city, and when the Dark…

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