Super-criminals have taken over your neighborhood, and you forgot your utility belt! Fortunately, these stainless steel Batarangs have got your back! They come with 3 Batarangs to an order, and a gorgeous black-framed wall mount display featuring optional decals that read ‘EMERGENCY BATARANGS’ or ‘IN CASE OF INJUSTICE’. We urge you to remember, though- these Batarangs are very sharp. They’re not toys, and aren’t actually mean for superhero antics. You’re aren’t Batman. Really. Honest. You’re not Batman, we swear. Are you even listening to me, Mr. Wayne?
Batarang Letter Opener
Open mail in style with this Batarang letter opener. You’ll be slicing through all your mail in Batman fashion. A COLLECTOR’S ITEM –…
Keychain iPhone Charger
It’s always a pain to have a low battery on your iPhone, especially in case of an emergency. This keychain lightning charger comes…
Zippo Emergency Fire Starter
Through hell or high water, fire when you need it. The awesome fire starting zippo kit is your best friend when you’re battling…
Batman Money Clip
Carry those bills in stylish fashion with a Batarang money clip. Great for quickly accessing your cash to spend in Gotham city, and when the Dark…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Lightsaber Keys
Open your door with the power of the force. These Lightsaber Keys will grant you access to not only the Millenium Falcon, but…
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Coffee Mug Warmer for Your Desk
For everyone whose coffee goes cold three sips in because work happened, this little desk mug warmer is the fix. Set it on…
Homesick Tatooine Scented Candle
Craving for some galactic nostalgia? Light up the Homesick Tatooine Scented Candle and be whisked away to the iconic desert planet from Star…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Laser Guided Scissors
Make the exact cut with these scissors with a laser sight. Perfect for any arts & craft project or even just wrapping gifts,…
Personalized Zelda Portrait
GPT Level up your wall game with a Personalized Zelda Portrait, where you’re the hero of your own Hyrule adventure! Choose to go…
Spyderco Bug: Mini Knife
This tiny knife made by Spyderco will always come in handy. No matter why you need a knife the convenience of the Spyderco…
Back to the Future Flux Capacitor Watch
Marty come on, we have to go BACK to the future! for fans of the movie the flux capacitor is a huge part…
Putt Putt Pool
Quit playing pool on a table and golf at a golf course and combine the two with putt putt pool. Just roll out…


