Super-criminals have taken over your neighborhood, and you forgot your utility belt! Fortunately, these stainless steel Batarangs have got your back! They come with 3 Batarangs to an order, and a gorgeous black-framed wall mount display featuring optional decals that read ‘EMERGENCY BATARANGS’ or ‘IN CASE OF INJUSTICE’. We urge you to remember, though- these Batarangs are very sharp. They’re not toys, and aren’t actually mean for superhero antics. You’re aren’t Batman. Really. Honest. You’re not Batman, we swear. Are you even listening to me, Mr. Wayne?
Batarang Letter Opener
Open mail in style with this Batarang letter opener. You’ll be slicing through all your mail in Batman fashion. A COLLECTOR’S ITEM –…
Keychain iPhone Charger
It’s always a pain to have a low battery on your iPhone, especially in case of an emergency. This keychain lightning charger comes…
Zippo Emergency Fire Starter
Through hell or high water, fire when you need it. The awesome fire starting zippo kit is your best friend when you’re battling…
Batman Money Clip
Carry those bills in stylish fashion with a Batarang money clip. Great for quickly accessing your cash to spend in Gotham city, and when the Dark…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Star Wars Lightsaber Heat Change Mug
When you take that first sip of hot coffee in the morning does it feel like you flicked your lightsaber on? Does it…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Wrist-Watch Herb Grinder
“Hey man, do you have the time”? “Totally bro, let me check right quick… Dude it’s 4:20.” Stay hella furred by ensuring your…
You Look Sus Shirt
Whether someone just doesn’t seem on the level, or you just want to make sure you don’t get tossed out the nearest airlock,…
The Dipr – Oreo Cookie Dipper
There’s nothing worse than going knuckles dip in a cup of milk to get your Oreo cookie perfectly soaked. Well now there’s a…
SweatBlock Towelettes
Sometimes the most awesome things in life aren’t gadgets, food, or drink. Sometimes they are that little package that makes our lives a…
Haircut Umbrella
Hair on the floor after giving a haircut at home? worry no more the haircut umbrella has you uncovered. Who would have thought…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
Soup Nazi Print Wall Art
Add some 90s flair to your home with the Soup Nazi Print Wall Art. This modern print of the stern Soup Nazi comes…
Pokemon Gamer Coasters
Battle water rings like a true Pokemon Master with these vibrant Pokemon Game Boy Box Coasters! These geeky coasters bring a pop of…