I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
There’s Like a Bunch of Dogs in Here Doormat
If your household is full of pups let the world know this this doormat. This doormat with the printed phrase “there’s, like, a…
Sleepy Time Herbal Medicine
This dreamy herbal blend is the perfect nightcap, and a helpful remedy for insomnia.
Rick and Morty Light Up Portal Gun
Go on an adventure with this Rick and Morty light up portal gun. Just shoot it on the wall and hop thru! Kidding…
Etched Skyline Wine Glass
These etched skyline wine glasses make a great gift for the the wine lover in your life who lives in a major city.…
Actually Curious the Card Game
Get past the small talk and build meaningful connections with literally anyone! These cards FOR humanity are sure to spark interesting questions between…
USB Squirming Tentacle
If you’ve ever wanted a tentacle squirming out of your USB port well this is the perfect accessory for you. Granted the tentacle…
Nutella Recipe Book
Anyone around here looking to get real thick with us? Do you enjoy the decadent breakfast spread that acts more like a dessert?…
Whalecum Doormat
Greet your guests with a splash of humor with this Whalecum Doormat. This witty and whimsical mat is perfect for anyone who loves…
Rick and Morty Monopoly
DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200! That is if you get jailed in this Rick and Morty Monopoly board! It plays…
Upscaled Lego Mug
Anyone growing up with Legos remembers those tiny little lego mugs. Well now you can relive your childhood joy of creating with this…