I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Comic Book Frame Display System
Showcase your favorite comics in style with the Comic Book Frame Display System. It’s not just a frame; it’s a tribute to the…
Handmade Dog Poncho
Turn your pup into the life of the paw-ty with these vibrant, handmade Mexican dog ponchos! Perfect for pooches of all sizes, from…
Apple Mac Mini
If you’re looking for a small computer for your office the new Mac Mini packs quite a punch. This high performance machine will…
Casamigos Cocktail Gift Set
Make your loved ones feel like a top-notch bartender with the Casamigos Cocktail Gift Set. They can mix up fruity and refreshing cocktails…
Fortnite Battle Bus Toy
Find a good drop point with this 13 inch tall battle bus from Fortnite! Additionally the bus includes 2 figures one with an…
Unicorn Lamp
Two Words: Brilliant Majesty. This splendid unicorn lamp will be the shining star in your room or office. It’s hand crafted and carries…
Asshole Repellent
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
Combination Steel Piggy Bank
Keep your cash stash secure with the Combination Steel Piggy Bank. Compact at 5.9 inches tall, it’s the perfect size to tuck away…
Scarf Camera Strap
Photography is a hobby for many of us, but why do so many camera straps make us looked like an armed guard ready…
Crackling Woodwick Candle
Enjoying the sound of a crackling fire with the unique woodwick candles. Their woodwick create a crackling sound as they burn for pleasure…




