I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!
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Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
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Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
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President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
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Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Animal Crossing Bell Bag
Share the wealth with an Animal Crossing lover with this adorable Bell Bag! They don’t grow on trees, though: they’re made to order,…
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Hydro Flask Travel Mug
Camping, road trips, just a late night at the office, the Hydro Flask comes in handy no matter where you want a hot…
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Pixelated 8-Bit Sunglasses
Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it…
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Solar Rover Kit
This is another kit designed to introduce eight-year-olds to the world of science, but in this case, we are talking about solar technology.…
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“Tea, Earl Grey, Hot” Mug
Enjoy Captain Picard’s drink of choice in this detailed mug! With a design based on Starfleet computers’ LCARS interface, this novelty mug holds…
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Mini Quadcopter
We can’t get enough of quadcopters, with their 4 propellers of fury and frantic movements. Well now you can have one in the…
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Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
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Beer Can Stein
Let’s be honest. We can pretend that drinking beer out of a can is classy, but we would be lying to ourselves. This…
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Han Solo Carbonite Inflatable Costume
Every Star Wars fan remembers the iconic scene where Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite. This is the perfect Halloween costume for the…
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Microwave Bowl Huggers
When a piping hot bowl comes out of the microwave it’s nearly impossible to hold. Well have no feat the microwave bowl hugger…
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