Start a new job off right by bringing this “How To Get Fired On Your First Day” notebook to the office. This book is designed for note taking; filled with 200 blank…
Only one word can describe the perspective of a cap. Meow the book is loaded with one word and one word only, that is meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow…
Finally you can turn anyone into a mini voodoo doll. Treat them nice and give them a hug or grab a pack of pins and show them who’s boss. Great for a…
Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of a Certain Age. Whether you want to see a…
Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making…
Finally a mug that tells it like it is, a hilarious mug that is sure to get a laugh at the office. With “Basic Bitch” on the front and the nail polish emoji…
Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned up pranking desires! (pun intended) Clown the sh*t out…
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park may have a valid point, the euphoric truth is that…
Relax with the neck hammock, this tiny hammock for your head is designed to attach to any door and relieve any neck or shoulder pain.
Keep your beers safe when you head to your buddies house for happy hour. Just slap a pair of handcuffs to this beer briefcase and no one will be snagging a brew…
Tell everyone who visits your desk you woke up like this or that you’re productive as f**k with these sassy desk plates. With titles like “Productive AF”, “I Woke Up Like This”…
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.. GUMBALLS of FIRE!! These aren’t your mama’s Mentos… They’re a new breed of candy you can’t pass up! Seriously..heat never tasted so sweet! These tongue-tingling red orbs will wake your taste buds…
Who doesn’t remember Rusty Shackleford’s pocket sand from King of the Hill. Dale Gribble always had tricks up his sleeve and his protection from assaulters was his iconic pocket sand. Just keep this in…
Mind body and index finger, give your fingers the serenity they deserve with this finger yoga kit. Including mini yoga pants for your pointer and middle fingers this kit is sure to…
Make motorists laugh like there’s no tomorrow… The left. The right. Does it really matter?! We’re all going to hell in a handbasket! When you slap this bumper sticker on the back…
Every consider getting a neck tattoo? Well now you can publically show the world what you’re about with this “No Ragrets” temporary tattoo. Any fan of we are the Millers will love showing…
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated just to you. This hilarious book depicts the so-called…
They say revenge is a dish best served cold… We say it’s a dish best mailed ;) See, nothing f*cks with people more than being humiliated. So why not turn your enemy’s…
No distractions. No headphone jack. No Wifi. NoPhone is the perfect phone for anyone who is addicted to their phone. Finally a phone without distractions. 0gb of storage and a 0mp camera…
You know how great Tide Pods are at cleaning your clothes (and maybe even breath)! Well now you can get squeaky clean and have a laugh with these Tide Pod bath bombs…