Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
Trump Suspended Twitter Mug
A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Spiderman Kid’s Bed
Only one step away from sleeping in a web is sleeping on a giant Spider-man. One of the most epic Marvel comic book…
Square Ear Cuff
Elevate your ear game sans piercings with the chic Square Ear Cuff. Gold-plated for that luxe finish, it’s versatile enough for earlobe and…
The 6-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen
Arm yourself with the ultimate sidekick for all your daily adventures – the 6-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen! More than just a pen, it’s a…
Decoy Alligator Head
The art of the practical joke is, sadly, one not practiced nearly enough. Prank your friends, neighbors, and enemies with this decoy alligator…
I’m F**king Magical Coffee Mug
You’re magical, and it’s time the world knows. Kick ass every day when you start it with a cup of joe in this…
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cookie Skillet Kit
Everyone loves Reese’s, the combination of peanut butter and chocolate is to die for. Well now you can bring the joy of bite…
Authentic Personalized Ammo Box
Looking for the perfect gift for your favorite veteran? Look no further than these personalized ammo boxes! These army-green containers, made of stainless…
Spyderco Bug: Mini Knife
This tiny knife made by Spyderco will always come in handy. No matter why you need a knife the convenience of the Spyderco…
Knives inside Knife Set
Nothing screams I’m rich as hell than a knife inside a knife inside a knife. Just whip out the Deglon Meeting Knife Set at…
M1 Pro & Max MacBook Pro
Apple’s latest MacBook Pro features their latest M1 processor, the M1 Pro and M1 Max. Whether you’re a video editor, artist, or just…




