Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.
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World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
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$11.99
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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$21.55
Framed Tweets
In the age of social media tweets are often so quickly forgotten about. Well now you can relive any of your favorite tweets…
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$75.00
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
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$4.85
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
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$14.00
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
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$19.97
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. 😛 While the quirky teacher from South Park…
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$13.09
President Flip Flops
Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few…
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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$19.99
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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$9.95
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
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Rock Climbing Wall Panels
Boring walls are for boring people, how about a fucking rock wall, wall? Well finally they are here, panels for any way so…
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$772.99
Emoji Keyboard
We all love emoji, your nephew, friends and even grandmother are using emoji. Switching keyboards constantly can be tough but luckily the emoji…
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$19.99
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
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$16.02
Personalized Pet Portrait Watercolor
Give the gift every pet lover will die for, these custom pet portraits are made by hand with watercolor. Whether you have a…
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$25.00
Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener
Screw diamond ore when you could be tapping into a cold brew with this Minecraft pickaxe that also works as a bottle opener.…
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$19.99
Grow It Yourself Mushrooms
Bring the fresh earthy taste of oyster mushrooms to your cooking with this grow it yourself mushroom kit! Sure to be the delight…
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$18.67
LEGO Ninja Turtles Turtle Lair Attack
Relive your childhood or introduce your children to the glory that is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Includes 5 mini figures: Leonardo, Raphael, Master…
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$137.44
Light Saber Toothbrush
Use the power of the force to clean your teeth and stay hygienic. Get your kids interested in brushing when they can do…
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$6.59
Instax Camera
Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…
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$56.49
Star Wars Han and Leia Bathroom Hand Towels
One of our favorite lines from one of our favorite science fiction tycoons. Only Han would have the gall to drop such a…
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