Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of a Certain Age. Whether you want to see a man warming your side of the bed or fixing the scale that is reading 10 pounds too high this book will get you hot and heavy.
Bring a bit of science to the beach with this anatomically correct swimsuit. Perfect for the nerd out there who wants to show…
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Get motivated for writing this these hilarious motivational profanity pencils. Each pencil is loaded with a motivational phrase like “get s**t done” and…
If you are a keto addict and want to streamline your carb intake but miss having a bowl of cereal in the morning…
What’s better than a little poolside wine time? Floating IN the pool ON a wine bottle whilst you buoyantly sip your favorite vino.…
If you’re a handheld gamer you’ll love the new Nintendo Switch Lite. It can play all of the great games from the Switch…
The classic game of Monopoly has been updated for millennials. No longer will you be collecting cash and properties but getting experience points…
In the age of social media tweets are often so quickly forgotten about. Well now you can relive any of your favorite tweets…
Everyone knows someone who can use some positive energy, it may even be you! Spread the good vibes with this Bob Ross positive…
Finally anyone can shop at their local Whole Foods rocking a man bun. The man bun visor adds a realistic man bun to…
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Have a laugh with “My Penis is a Dick” which beautifully illustrates over 50 common mental debates a guy has with his penis.…
Enjoy beautiful illustrations toasting feminist heroes like Joan of & Stormy and Vermouth Bader Ginsberg. This pun filled cocktail guide has 75 cocktails…
What is this an Etch A Sketch for ants!, well yes actually. This is the world’s smallest Etch A Sketch, perfect for tiny…
Apple has updated their AirPods for 2019 with “Hey Siri” built in and better battery life. Best of all you can get a…
Be consumed by the legendary Domo in this adorable and satisfyingly comfortable blanket. Made of high quality fleece and large enough to share!…
Say this meeting is poo with this poo emoji covered button down shirt. One of the most popular emojis is now immortalized in…
Desk lamps are sweet, so why not have an oversized one? This eight foot floor lamp is designed to look like those sweet…
Add this LED light bulb to any standard light bulb socket for an instant flame effect. Perfect for creating a rustic look in…
If you’re a geek who is addicted to the latest cryptocurrency trend of Bitcoin and Ethereum you’ll love the Ledger Nano S hardware…
For the adventurous heavy drinker this one gallon flask will exceed all of your publicly drunken dreams. Strap this on your back and…
Are you the king of the streets? did you collect all the gold tapes in Tony Hawk? well now you can add some…
The Cat Wheel Company’s ”Black Toy-Go-Round Cat Exercise Wheel” is the perfect outlet for high-energy cats! Fashioned after the smaller wheels commonly found…
Tired of over priced low quality pizza? The same horrible pizza every mass chain in America seems to provide? Step your pizza game…
Be the hit at any renfest with this crochet knight helmet beanie. Perhaps you just enjoy riding your fixed gear horse around town,…
Relieve stress with the gross and fun disease infected stress ball. Ideal to wade off stress at the office of an incoming zombie…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Long hair? DON’T CARE! Especially with this legendary tool: the Disposable Shower Drain Trap. Never has it been so easy to keep your…
The Tonfish Newton Milk and Sugar Set is a fine way to serve both milk and sugar, the sugar bowl on top stays…
Apple finally announced more about their Apple Watch. Get notifications, order ubers, track your steps, answer phone calls, and more all on your…
