This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed lifestyle by having this “How to Live with a…
Just staring at the bottle puts a fiery glow in your eyes. Pop the cap and you’ll feel Satan’s heat rush through your nostrils and lungs. Taste a drop and the fires…
Trying to ruin someone’s big day? or maybe your pal loves a good gag. Well these abusive balloons are sure to deflate any party. Out with the boring old “Happy Birthday” balloons…
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but what you don’t know is the damage and toll…
Ever wanted to draw some clean lines on a beautiful bosom? The opportunity has never looked better. The Color My Boobs Coloring Book by D.D. Stacks is the perfect compliment to any…
So you’re probably a Star Wars fan, but do you REALLY like Star Wars? If you do then this book is absolutely for you. What could be better than seeing a few…
Let’s be honest, the only reason you have coaster is so that someone doesn’t f**k up your fancy table from Ikea. Tell it like it is with these “Don’t F**k Up The…
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for whatever lovely lady has earned the privilege. This Penis…
If you’ve ever needed to prove to your friends that you’ve got fat stacks just laying around the house, these stacks of prop money might do the trick. Used, stained, and distressed,…
Have an interest in detecting UFO’s? This UFO Detector is pretty much your only shot, even if it is a completely bogus product. Although it may better serve as a desk ornament,…
No this book is not a joke, but yes we are kind of turning it into one. I suppose there is some merit to informing young people about some of lifes struggles,…
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots in that parking garage, but you don’t. Order a…
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a great gag to play on your family and/or friends.…
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace the single life by sparking this bad boy in…
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of your co-worker by offering them a squirt of hand-sanitizer…
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we want children of our own. Strap on one of…
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now…
The Dark Knight rises… in warmth with this classic Batman snuggie. Who needs to defend innocent civilians when you can sit in the comfort of your home rocking this Batman snuggie. The…
Retirement is everyone’s dream, now you can keep track of every second with this retirement countdown timer. This especially great for a new job and all of your new coworkers will find this hilarious.