Let’s be honest, the only reason you have coaster is so that someone doesn’t f**k up your fancy table from Ikea. Tell it like it is with these “Don’t F**k Up The…
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for whatever lovely lady has earned the privilege. This Penis…
If you’ve ever needed to prove to your friends that you’ve got fat stacks just laying around the house, these stacks of prop money might do the trick. Used, stained, and distressed,…
Have an interest in detecting UFO’s? This UFO Detector is pretty much your only shot, even if it is a completely bogus product. Although it may better serve as a desk ornament,…
No this book is not a joke, but yes we are kind of turning it into one. I suppose there is some merit to informing young people about some of lifes struggles,…
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots in that parking garage, but you don’t. Order a…
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a great gag to play on your family and/or friends.…
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace the single life by sparking this bad boy in…
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of your co-worker by offering them a squirt of hand-sanitizer…
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we want children of our own. Strap on one of…
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now…
The Dark Knight rises… in warmth with this classic Batman snuggie. Who needs to defend innocent civilians when you can sit in the comfort of your home rocking this Batman snuggie. The…
Retirement is everyone’s dream, now you can keep track of every second with this retirement countdown timer. This especially great for a new job and all of your new coworkers will find this hilarious.
We’ve all done it. You get a package in the mail, and the bubble wrap is in the box. It just begs you to be popped. You resist at first, but you…
Sometimes you just want to play some putt putt on the loo. With this toilet mini golf course you’ll be able to play anytime you hit the head, or impress your guests…
Who’s man of the year? you’re man of the year with the Time magazine cover novelty mirror. Made famous by the movie The Big Lebowski you’ll be waking up with the confidence…
Want to annoy your office? Then fly an inflatable shark through the office. It’s easy to sneak up on people and recreate a scene from jaws with this toy.
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
The lack of notes on your wrist is quite apparent now, but wait! Wrist watch sticky notes are here to save you. These post it notes for your wrist will allow you…