Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)

Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation.

We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but what you don’t know is the damage and toll it can take on ones body…. LOL, nah.

 

Originally published in 1760, “Diseases cause by Masturbation” takes a look at ailments that arise from stroking your young john thomas a bit too much (or at all). This was during a time of limited medical understanding and limited research on the topic. People really did believe it was hazardous for moral and physical reasons.

It’s times like these where you really start to appreciate how far science has taken us, but a few laughs can certainly be had at the expense of a couple lost sperm. This book makes a great gift for the coolest dick stroking bro you know. It might provide a kind reminder that although masturbation is safe, sometimes it might be better to find your better half.

 

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