You Have Just Been Poisoned Pint Glass

Trying to scare your friend with a little bit of honesty? We can’t blame you and this You Have Just Been Poisoned Pint Glass from Funny Guy Mugs will make for an excellent wing man.

The only reason most of us like alcohol is because it does poison us, but only lightly… just enough for it to feel good.

Fill up this pint glass with your friend’s favorite beer or mixed drink and shock them with knowledge they should already posses!

When their concern starts growing, reassure them that you absolutely did poison them, but that it should only cause slight inebriation.

Your friend will likely want to be poisoned again and again! Praise be intoxication!!

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