It’s a classic image: a typewriter, a brilliant mind, and a glass. Featuring 100 different recipes loved by some of the greatest literary luminaries, How To Drink Like A Writer connects you to the life in a way that’s often romanticized, but rarely explored in such practical, direct terms. As F. Scott Fitzgerald once said, “First, you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” We’re not certain, but we think that’s supposed to be writing advice.
Cocktail Smoking Chimney
A stiff drink should burn, and with this Cocktail Smoking Chimney from The Crafty Cocktail, it’ll look like it does! Infusing your whiskey…
Food and Drink Smoker
Enhance the flavor of any food or drink and add some mystique to your next cocktail hour or dinner party. It makes for…
Inflatable Floating Drink Holders
Bring your drink into the pool (or two!) load up one of these inflatable floating drink holders and you’ll be sure your drink…
Prosecco Pong
Frat party beer pong not your forte? That’s ok! Here’s a more sophisticated way to have fun drinking with friends at your next…
Magnetic Bottle Opener
Confidence is sexy. And convenience is priceless. You get both with our sleek, magnetized bottle opener. No more bending over like a dork…
Drinko Shot Glass Drinking Game
If you have ever heard of Plinko, a game on the Price is Right where contestants can win thousands of dollars, you’ll be…
Perfect Drink Bartender
Everyone appreciates a good bartender and everyone appreciates a good app. Combine these two forces and you have one hell of a great…
Cannabis Energy Drink
Bro, you tryna get high? Caffeine high, that is. Although this drink will not get you stoned like the plant, it will certainly…
Tic Tac Toe Drinking Shot Glass Set
Finally, a version of tic-tac-toe where a tie doesn’t make you want to throw the board across the room. If anything it will…
Arcade Stick for Nintendo Switch & PC
Retro gamers will love this old school arcade style controller for Nintendo Switch and Windows. Perfect for gamers who want to relive the…
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your…
You’re The Pam To My Jim Card
This is the ultimate Valentine’s day card for fans of the Office. Show your true love using the best romance story on television…
F**k Off Soy Candle
Whether it’s a friend or a mosquito this “F**k off” candle will say it for you. It’ll ward away bugs with its citronella…
Whale Shaped Knives
Finally bring the elegance of the sea into your kitchen and cooking with these whale shaped knives. These Shiroko designed knives are designed to…
Star Trek Pajamas
Trek yourself in to bed at night with this comfy Starfleet sleepwear! Available in gold, blue, and red, you can dress for any…
Strong Portable Door Lock
Hotel rooms and dorm rooms come with only a knob lock! Not cool! Certain rental properties lack doors with deadbolts as well! That…
Self-Tying Water Balloons
Beat the heat – and your friends – this summer with these new self tying water balloons. While your friends are busy tying…
Back to The Future Hover Board Doormat
Finally a place to wipe off your self-lacing sneakers. This hilarious Back to the Future Hoverboard doormat is sure to give all visitors…
Solar Rover Kit
This is another kit designed to introduce eight-year-olds to the world of science, but in this case, we are talking about solar technology.…


