Start a new job off right by bringing this “How To Get Fired On Your First Day” notebook to the office. This book is designed for note taking; filled with 200 blank page but the cover of the book will have your coworkers in stitches.
You Had One Job 2020 Day-to-Day Calendar
You had one job! This day to day calendar will have you in stitches with a hilarious photo everyday. Everyone has had a…
Stun Gun Defense Cane
Sleek and effective, this Zap Self Defense Cane is equipped with a Flashlight and, of course, a whopping 1 MILLION volt charge that…
Whimsical Animal Planter
Bringing a touch of quirkiness and whimsy to your plants has never been easier! This whimsical animal planter is the perfect way to…
Meta Quest 3 Mixed Reality Headset
Experience the virtual realm while staying connected to reality with the Meta Quest 3 mixed reality headset. Distinguishing itself from its predecessor, the…
Orange Starburst 1lb Bag
Ever have the desire to consume a large amount of orange flavored candy in a single sitting? How about an entire pound of…
Inflatable Glitter Unicorn Pool Float
Make relaxing in the pool a magical experience with this hilarious and adorable unicorn-shaped pool float that sparkles and shines in the sun!…
Pearl Boba Milk Tea Bath Mat
This bath mat is all eager to please! Step out of the shower and right onto it’s happy face, it won’t mind! It’s…
Magnetic Tongue Key Holder
What weirder way to store your keys than a magnetic tongue popping out of your wall. Inspired by the Rolling Stones just about…
Cufflinks with a Lockpick
If James Bond was ever caught in a bind he would be sporting the Uncuff links, which are cufflinks with a key to…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Dick Belt
Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail…





