Any Simpsons fan will get a kick out of this “I Choo Choo Choose You” Valentine’s day card. Perfect for the Ralph Wiggum in your life (or any loved one!) and it has a photo of a train (get it, choo-choo…).
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$4.00
Obligatory Birthday Card
Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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$2.64
Cards Against Humanity
Finally a card game for adult, Cards Against Humanity is very sick and twisted version of apple to apples. On the current player’s…
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$29.00
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
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$5.00
Amazon Echo Flex Plug-In Smart Speaker
Alexa is here and in the smallest format possible! This tiny little speaker will plug into any outlet to add Alexa to just…
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$24.99
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
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$15.98
Cleatskins
Nothing is more annoying than tearing up a floor with your cleats on, now you can block your cleats with cleatskins. Just stretch…
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$18.79
The Night Dad Went to Prison – Children’s Book
No this book is not a joke, but yes we are kind of turning it into one. I suppose there is some merit…
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$8.99
Valentine’s Day Mystery Box
Our friends over at Firebox have devised a Valentine’s day gift that will provide you with effortless success this Valentine’s Day. If you…
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$43.29
Borg Longsleeve Shirt
Is there a cooler looking enemy in Star Trek than the Borg? Probably not. And now, you can freak your friends out with…
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$36.96
Dr. Who Tardis Doormat
Okay Dr. Who fans… Just buy this thing. A great comical piece for all your guests to appreciate and for you to revel…
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$50.00
Canon IVY: Clippable, Go Anywhere Camera
If you’re looking for a fun small affordable camera maybe the Canon IVY will be perfect for you. It’s rugged and waterproof like…
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$129.00
Potato Chip Bag Resealer
Nothing is worse than having to close a half empty bag of chips, luckily you can now reseal your chips with the iTouchless Bag…
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$17.63
Stormtrooper Planter
What Star Wars fan wouldn’t want to show off their succulents with Galactic Empire flare. These Stormtrooper planters are designed with three size…
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$15.29