Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll be able to have the finest collection of medieval weapons in all of the land.
Acme Weapons Crate
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Pushpin Melee Weapons
Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no…
Wilson Castaway Volleyball
Craving to be a castaway in your backyard? well it’s your turn to be Tom Hanks. After your done saving private Ryan you…
Crack Home Doormat
It’s like they say: you can’t have a crack problem if you don’t have a problem with crack. If anyone harasses you for…
Bonny Boy Liquor Dispenser
Piss away your liquor with this cheeky liquor dispenser. No matter if it’s whiskey, vodka, or gin it’ll hold all of your favorite…
Klingon Silk Tie
If you want to bring honor and glory to your formal wear, you can’t Gowron with this stylish silk tie! With black Klingon…
Dashboard Monk
Put this chubby little friend on your dash and good luck will follow you wherever you go! Better safe than sorry.
Harry Potter 5-pack House Panties
100 POINTS GRYFFINDOR! If your girlfriend is a Harry Potter fan this might be the best possible way to score 100 ‘points.’ This…
Peloton Gift Membership
With a Peloton Membership, you can help someone get a head start on their New Year’s resolution by gifting them access to Peloton’s…
Sh*t’s Fucked Positivity Guide
If you need a little boost to your day, this is the positivity guide for you. Get tips and tricks to help improve…
True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t
Whether it’s for your trivia night or just some light reading you need to read True Facts That Sound Like Complete Bull$#*t. With…
Cursed Monkey Paw
Who needs a genie in a bottle when you can have a cursed monkey paw? This eerie paw is handcrafted to perfection and…