Give someone the gift of misfortune with these misfortune cookies. With these cookies you’ll no longer be getting upbeat messages from your fortune cookies. If you have a friend who loves dark humor they’ll love this, not suitable if you’re easily offended. An example of a message includes “at least I believe in you, me, a piece of paper” and other dark jokes.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Hot Dog Slicer
Easily chop up hot dogs into bite-sized bites with this hot dog slicer designed to look like a dog! Perfect for the kids…
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
Legend Of Zelda Night Lights
Fans of Zelda will love lighting up their room with these Legend of Zelda night lights. With all types of shapes including the…
Mr. T Tea Pot
Mom didn’t raise no fool who doesn’t like tea, now you can enjoy a single serving of tea with the Mr. T Tea…
Bellyak: Laydown Kayaks
If you love to Kayak and would like to switch it up these Laydown Kayaks by Bellyak allow you to combine the awesome…
Star Wars Vinyl Record Clock
Made from a real vinyl record this Star Wars themed clock is battery-powered and features light saber hands.
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
Animatronic Baby Yoda
If you’re looking to bring the of The Mandalorian’s most adorable character into someone’s home, this is the way. This unbearably cute animatronic…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…



