Give someone the gift of misfortune with these misfortune cookies. With these cookies you’ll no longer be getting upbeat messages from your fortune cookies. If you have a friend who loves dark humor they’ll love this, not suitable if you’re easily offended. An example of a message includes “at least I believe in you, me, a piece of paper” and other dark jokes.
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
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Cat DJ Turntable
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Pirate Peg Leg Chopsticks
Hop over to your favorite sushi shop with these peg leg pirate chopsticks. Fantastic for the kids who may be afraid of pure…
Miniature Streetlight Desk Lamp
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Hexagon Beer Pong Cups
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Bob Ross Positive Energy Drink
Everyone knows someone who can use some positive energy, it may even be you! Spread the good vibes with this Bob Ross positive…
Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade
This Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade is a replica of the one used in the game series. Unfortunately it can’t be used to defend…
Stainless Steel Whiskey Stones
Every avid whiskey drinker has a set of whiskey stones to chill their drinks. If you’re sick of the stones these stainless steel…
Nintendo Switch Joy-Con Charging Dock
Easily charge up to 4 Joy-Con controllers at the same time with this Nintendo Switch Joy-Con charging dock. Perfect for any Nintendo Switch…
The Book Of Pretty Much Everything
This colorful and detailed book is a mid-career comprehensive look at the marketing and design of Draplin Design Co. Within the pages you…



