Give someone the gift of misfortune with these misfortune cookies. With these cookies you’ll no longer be getting upbeat messages from your fortune cookies. If you have a friend who loves dark humor they’ll love this, not suitable if you’re easily offended. An example of a message includes “at least I believe in you, me, a piece of paper” and other dark jokes.
Minecraft Head Masks
Where’s your head at? it better be in the cubed world of Minecraft with these awesome masks. Act like a creeper or Steve…
Student Tears Mug
Unleash your inner educator with a twist of wicked humor! This “Student Tears” mug is the perfect sidekick for those early morning classes.…
Real Human Rib
Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually…
Thermacell E-Series Rechargeable Mosquito Repeller
Tired of being a mosquito magnet? Ditch the sticky, smelly sprays! The Thermacell E-Series creates a 20-foot, scent-free force field against pesky biters…
The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made
P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick…
Pac-Man Lamp
Who doesn’t love the classic game Pac-Man, well now you be reminded of your favorite 8-bit character with this Pac-Man lamp. Whether you…
Water Proof Socks
So there I was… deep in the jungles of Brazil with only a canteen of water and half a pack of Melba toast rounds.…
Thug Life Temporary Tattoo
Are you down with OPP? Well you know me! With this Tug Life Tattoo temporarily on your body you’ll be able to get…
Microwave Bowl Huggers
When a piping hot bowl comes out of the microwave it’s nearly impossible to hold. Well have no feat the microwave bowl hugger…
Guitar Amp Key Holder
Store your keys in style with this Marshall guitar amp key holder. Anyone who plays guitar will lose their mind with how awesome…



