Misfortune Cookies

Give someone the gift of misfortune with these misfortune cookies. With these cookies you’ll no longer be getting upbeat messages from your fortune cookies. If you have a friend who loves dark humor they’ll love this, not suitable if you’re easily offended. An example of a message includes “at least I believe in you, me, a piece of paper” and other dark jokes.

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