Give someone the gift of misfortune with these misfortune cookies. With these cookies you’ll no longer be getting upbeat messages from your fortune cookies. If you have a friend who loves dark humor they’ll love this, not suitable if you’re easily offended. An example of a message includes “at least I believe in you, me, a piece of paper” and other dark jokes.
Magnetic Nail Holder
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Why We Love Star Wars Book
Relive all of the most epic moments from Star Wars with this book appropriately names Why We Love Star Wars. Full of the…
Average Day Watch
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Carabiner with Hook
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Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
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EverRatchet: Ratchet Keychain Tool
It’s always handy to have a ratchet in your pocket. The EverRatchet keeps you well equipped; with its 1/4″ ratchet, fire flint, scraper,…
Funny Mother’s Day Card: Bad Eyesight
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SURVIVE Permanent Match Fire Starter
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Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
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Twister Bed Sheets
Add the classic game of Twister to your bedroom! These Twister bed sheets are sure to add some late night fun & a…



