Get motivated for writing this these hilarious motivational profanity pencils. Each pencil is loaded with a motivational phrase like “get s**t done” and “write that s**t down”.
Welcome to Scranton Unofficial Coloring Book
Bored at work? Skip the spreadsheet and channel your inner Pam Beesly! This unofficial coloring book features 20 intricate, hand-drawn illustrations inspired by…
Under the Desk Gun Holster
You never know when that guy with the corner desk in the office could go off, which is why you need to prepare…
Handmade Bone Die
These aren’t your bog-standard cheap plastic dice. These hand-crafted dice are made in the traditional fashion, out of genuine cow bone. Not only…
Perfect Drink Bartender
Everyone appreciates a good bartender and everyone appreciates a good app. Combine these two forces and you have one hell of a great…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
There’s Like a Bunch of Dogs in Here Doormat
If your household is full of pups let the world know this this doormat. This doormat with the printed phrase “there’s, like, a…
Boxes In Boxes In Boxes Prank Gift Box
The only thing better than putting a smile on someone’s face is making the veins in their forehead bulge. As they open box…
I’m F**king Magical Coffee Mug
You’re magical, and it’s time the world knows. Kick ass every day when you start it with a cup of joe in this…
Mini Toothpick Shotgun
Elevate your mealtime mischief with the Mini Toothpick Shotgun! This double-barrel toothpick shooter boasts a sturdy steel construction and is designed for long-range…
Dragon Ball Super Monopoly
With this exhilarating variation on the traditional Monopoly game, be ready to stretch your Dragon Ball Super muscles and show you’re the ultimate…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…




