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Mystery Box
Firebox is notorious for having some creative, unique, and interesting items. They have outdone themselves this time with this Mystery Box. We have…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Manly Axe Coffee Table
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
I WIll Not Be Your Father Condom
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Infinite USB Cables
With so many devices clamoring for your precious few USB ports, finding a free one is often a task reserved only for your…
Ramen Noodle Pool Float
Bring this massive ramen noodle to the pool and wait for your water to boil. This huge 64 inch by 64 inch ramen…
Seinfeldia Book
Dive into the world of Seinfeld with the Seinfeldia book. Discover the fascinating story of how the groundbreaking show about nothing was created…
Playstation Neon Light
The perfect glowing light for a Playstation gamer’s gaming den. This Playstation light also includes a controller to change the color of the…
DIY Venus Flytrap Terrarium
Get ready to have a killer plant that you can’t help but stare at all day long! This DIY Venus Flytrap Terrarium is…
Mess-Proof Cat Food Bowls
Turn mealtime into a neat affair with these mess-proof cat food bowls. The set comes with two bowls, nestled in a flexible silicone…
You Look Sus Shirt
Whether someone just doesn’t seem on the level, or you just want to make sure you don’t get tossed out the nearest airlock,…
Star Trek Klingon Bat’leth Multitool
Glory to you and your house projects! This neat little multitool comes in the shape of the iconic Klingon weapon from Star Trek:…
Star Wars Han and Leia Bathroom Hand Towels
One of our favorite lines from one of our favorite science fiction tycoons. Only Han would have the gall to drop such a…
Potato Chip Bag Resealer
Nothing is worse than having to close a half empty bag of chips, luckily you can now reseal your chips with the iTouchless Bag…