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Mystery Box
Firebox is notorious for having some creative, unique, and interesting items. They have outdone themselves this time with this Mystery Box. We have…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Manly Axe Coffee Table
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
I WIll Not Be Your Father Condom
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
The Illustrated Films of Nicolas Cage
Get ready to channel your inner Owen Wilson because “wow” is the only appropriate reaction to The Illustrated Films of Nicolas Cage. This…
Heat Sensitive Rainbow Unicorn Mug
Start your morning off right with a mythical touch of a unicorn. This ceramic heat sensitive rainbow unicorn mug will flow with color…
Crap Taxidermy Book
The weird side of taxidermy comes out in the crap taxidermy coffee table book. This weird gift is sure to give even the…
Dr. Mario Tee
Gamers will have a throwback to the retro gaming days with this awesome Dr. Mario t-shirt. Nintendo fans will remember stacking pills in…
USB Wall Outlet
Finally be able to charge all your gadgets straight from the wall! A USB Wall Outlet with actual plugs too is perfect for…
Moon Ice Ball Mold
Nothing puts the ‘night’ in nightcap quite like a full moon! This dishwasher-safe silicone mold creates a fascinatingly detailed image of the moon’s…
True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t
Whether it’s for your trivia night or just some light reading you need to read True Facts That Sound Like Complete Bull$#*t. With…
Army Men Candles
Start a war at the kid’s next party with these Army Men on top of your cake. Any grown man will also appreciate these army…
Map of the Universe Sculpture
This small crystal sculpture represents just the portions of the universe we’ve been able to observe using data from the 2dF Galaxy Redshift…
Nomad Rugged Leather Case for Apple AirPods Pro
Keep your AirPods Pro safe with this rugged leather case made from vegetable-tanned Horween leather. This premium looking AirPods case will not only…

