60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big foot’s dick, unless your lady is into that.
Mystery Box
Firebox is notorious for having some creative, unique, and interesting items. They have outdone themselves this time with this Mystery Box. We have…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Manly Axe Coffee Table
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
I WIll Not Be Your Father Condom
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Borg Puzzle Cube
The Borg are not to be trifled with, except when they are! Much like the hive mind of the Borg themselves, every part…
Infected Stress Ball
Relieve stress with the gross and fun disease infected stress ball. Ideal to wade off stress at the office of an incoming zombie…
“Legend Of Zelda: Majora’s Mask” Tee
What Zelda fan doesn’t remember Majora’s mask! Relive all of the iconic moments from the N64 days with this “Legend Of Zelda: Majora’s…
Pocket Shot Arrow Slingshot
Practice your love of archery everywhere without lugging around an entire bow with this pocket shot arrow slingshot. Additionally you can shoot steel balls…
Personalized Cat Coffee Mugs
Customize your morning routine with these personalized cat coffee mugs. Choose from ten colors and several artistic styles to match your taste and…
GOTRAX: Electric Scooter for Commuters
If you’ve used a bird scooter you know how much fun it can be to ride around the city on an electric scooter.…
Dog Ewok Costume
Turn your furry friend into an Ewok from Star Wars with this costume. Perfect for the Battle of Endor at the end of Halloween.
Hot Dog Pet Bed
Make your little hot dog a comfy boy with this hot dog bed. Mustard not included! You dog or cat will love lounging…
Big Lebowski Coaster Set
Dude, these coaster are essential for any Big Lebowski fan. These coasters even have the dude’s rug for you to spill drinks on…
Game of Thrones Door Mat
Plain ole welcome mats are played out. It’s time to go with something fresh, funny and bold with this Game of Thrones Door…

