Smitten Mittens

Science has shown that skin on skin contact is necessary for the release of oxytocin (the LOVE hormone). If you have been wearing regular old gloves or mittens with your special man or woman then you’re doing yourself a disservice. Upgrade to true romance with a pair of Smitten Mittens. It’s obnoxiously cheesy and cute. She will love it.

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$35.00

Get ready to enjoy your craft beer without sacrificing your well-groomed mustache with the Mustache Beer Dam. This useful gadget goes on your…

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$22.99

This is groundbreaking, people. Please give this to your beautiful woman. If she knows you she will know the amount of thought and…

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