P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick out of this book but it is also a fantastic gift for kids learning more complex words.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Friends (TV Show) Coloring Book
This Friends Coloring Book will certainly ‘be there for you.’ Holy crap, this exists. Who needs a hot dose of nostalgia straight to…
Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
Think Geek does it again with this interactive plush Zombie. Rip it apart and put it back together. Lovingly cuddle it and then…
Minecraft Creeper Light
Add a touch of pixelated danger to your decor with this Minecraft Creeper Light! Unlike its in-game counterpart, this Creeper promises no unexpected…
Hotline Bling Ugly Christmas Sweater
You used to call me on my cell phone… Hotline Bling has been stuck in everyone’s head for weeks now. Commemorate this achievement…
World’s Largest Coffee Cup
One cup of coffee ain’t doing it for you anymore? well the world’s largest coffee cup holds 20 cups worth of coffee so…
Meta Quest Pro VR Headset
The Quest Pro brings a high end VR experience to the masses. With incredible optics, full-color mixed reality, and a new slim design…
Mini Donut Factory
Are you a fan of breakfasts’ sweetest ally? Are you trying to wake up on a Saturday morning and kick your kitchen into…
Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
SteelSeries Gaming Mouse Pad
This gaming mouse pad from SteelSeries is an ideal gift for pc gamers. At a range of different sizes this high quality mouse…
Light Saber BBQ Tongs
Use the power of the force to flip those juicy burgers and chicken. Be the master of your domain with these Star Wars…
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…