P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick out of this book but it is also a fantastic gift for kids learning more complex words.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Friends (TV Show) Coloring Book
This Friends Coloring Book will certainly ‘be there for you.’ Holy crap, this exists. Who needs a hot dose of nostalgia straight to…
The Night Dad Went to Prison – Children’s Book
No this book is not a joke, but yes we are kind of turning it into one. I suppose there is some merit…
Go Away Doormat
HEY YOU, GET OFF MY DOORMAT. HEY YOU, GO AWAY! This Go Away doormat really fits the needs of many home owners. Do I…
Hydro Flask Travel Mug
Camping, road trips, just a late night at the office, the Hydro Flask comes in handy no matter where you want a hot…
Cannabis Energy Drink
Bro, you tryna get high? Caffeine high, that is. Although this drink will not get you stoned like the plant, it will certainly…
Ultimate Snacks Variety Box
You take one look at this box and think to yourself; “Did my parents not know this existed when I went to college,…
Swannies: Glasses for Gamers & Techies
With holiday festivities around the corner, ’tis the season to ensure you and your loved ones get enough zzz’s. Innovative Swannies blue light…
Anti-Slip Car Dash Grip Pad
Say goodbye to fumbling for your valuables when you’re on the go! This Anti-Slip Car Dash Grip Pad is the perfect solution for…
Inflatable Jabba the Hutt
Nothing spreads holiday cheer like a giant inflatable Jabba the Hutt in your yard. Heck this Jabba will look great intimidating all of…
Interactive Cloud Lamp
Add a unique touch to any room with this interactive cloud lamp designed by Richard Clarkson. With multiple color modes the LED lights…
Star Wars Holiday Sweaters
Celebrate the holidays in a galaxy far far away with these awesome Star Wars holiday sweaters. Bring the dark side to any ugly…
DeckMate 6-in-1 Boat Tool
Two universal deck keys on one end, a bottle opener on the other: boat maintenance has its priorities. A shackle key, flathead screwdriver,…




