P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick out of this book but it is also a fantastic gift for kids learning more complex words.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Friends (TV Show) Coloring Book
This Friends Coloring Book will certainly ‘be there for you.’ Holy crap, this exists. Who needs a hot dose of nostalgia straight to…
Doom 4 Helmet
Strike fear in the dark hearts of demons with this incredibly detailed Doom 4 inspired helmet! With game-accurate details such as the Mark…
No-Spill Ice Cube Tray
Finally… Someone cares about splashing water all over their freezer and having inadequate ice-cubes. This handy little device from OXO Good Grips ensures…
Reserved Beach Towel
Only important people have their own reserved beach towel. Get yours today and feel like a dignitary. Reserved Beach Towels are soft and…
One Handed Bottle Opener
If you are trying to double fist a beer there really is no time to put one down and use two hands to…
Acer 144hz Gaming Monitor
With a refresh rate this fast, the motions on this display look less like a screen, and more like a window. At under…
Staircase Basket
Easily store anything on your staircases with this basket with handles. Great for uncluttering the kids toys, moving clothes around your house, or…
Lumberjack Soap Company Man Soap
Looking for a soap that will leave you feeling like a true lumberjack? Look no further than Lumberjack Soap Company’s Cool Water bar…
Doom Eternal
The seminal classic returns to PS4, Xbox, Switch, and PC in a sequel so action-packed and furious that it defies description. The levels…
Multi-Tool Belt Buckle
GO GO GADGET… Yes. You’ve always wanted to be incredibly equipped. Stuffed with gadgets, motors, extendable limbs, etc… The truth is, very few…
Star Trek: Discovery Black Badge
With this screen-accurate replica, you can represent the mysterious Section 31 with their sleek and ominous black comm badge! A magnetic clasp holds…