P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick out of this book but it is also a fantastic gift for kids learning more complex words.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
F*ck That’s Hot! Recipe Book
Love hot & spicy food? well, this book for you! Written by MasterChef contestant Billy Law this book is loaded with spicy recipes.…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Friends (TV Show) Coloring Book
This Friends Coloring Book will certainly ‘be there for you.’ Holy crap, this exists. Who needs a hot dose of nostalgia straight to…
The Night Dad Went to Prison – Children’s Book
No this book is not a joke, but yes we are kind of turning it into one. I suppose there is some merit…
Handmade Bone Die
These aren’t your bog-standard cheap plastic dice. These hand-crafted dice are made in the traditional fashion, out of genuine cow bone. Not only…
Batman Candy Bowl Holder
Whether for Halloween or year round this Batman candy bowl holder is a fun way to give out treats with Batman flair.
Pet Couch Guard
Banish fur from your furniture! Couch Guard keeps pets off the couch without resorting to shock collars or emotional blackmail. This clear, adjustable,…
Anker Magnetic Desktop Charging Station
Any iPhone user who charges at their desk will love the Anker magnetic desktop charging station. Included is a MagSafe charger on the…
Bottle Opener TV Remote
If watching the game and knocking back some brews is you, then this bottle opener TV remote is absolutely necessary for you.
Exotic International Oreos
Indulge your taste buds in a global adventure with Exotic International Oreos. This gift package offers a delectable journey with 8 unique food…
Crib Feeder Attachment
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
I Tried Gold Star Pin
For when you try but don’t succeed this tiny enamel pin with a gold finish saying ‘I tried’ is sure to make anyone…
Tactical Rugged Apple Watch Ultra Band
Ready to turn your Apple Watch Ultra into a tiny wrist-tank? This military-grade tactical case and band combo is built for serious adventures.…
Deluxe Gift Box of Nothing
Everyone has someone on their list that just asks for nothing. Well now you can finally give them nothing with this deluxe gift…




