Tis the season for freezing phalanges! The Zipper Hand Warmer is here for the rescue. Bring it along while hiking, camping, tailgating, or wherever your mittens just won’t cut it.
Acme Weapons Crate
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
Zippo Emergency Fire Starter
Through hell or high water, fire when you need it. The awesome fire starting zippo kit is your best friend when you’re battling…
Hands-Free Umbrella
This isn’t your Mary Poppins style umbrella. Nope. This rain device is innovative, and hands-free. No gripping a silly handle and fighting fierce winds. No holding on…
Fidget Toy Hand Spinner
We have been finding these fidget gadgets to be quite popular, as people are find alternative ways to reduce their stress, anxiety, and…
Tiny Little Hands
Take your first step on the way to vine stardom with these miniature baby hands, any regular activity instantly becomes hilarious when done…
One Handed Bottle Opener
If you are trying to double fist a beer there really is no time to put one down and use two hands to…
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of…
Cast Iron Hand Ashtray
If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron…
Solar Buddies Refillable Sunscreen Applicator
Tired of wrestling your kids to put on sunscreen? Meet your new best friend! The Solar Buddies applicator makes sun protection fun and…
Mario Warp Pipe Koozie
Bring the chill vibes to the party after you save princess peach with this Mario warp pipe koozie! Whether you load it up…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Astro Home Monitoring Robot
Meet Astro, your zippy Alexa-powered pal that patrols the house like a pro. Remotely check rooms, snag alerts on unfamiliar faces or sounds,…
Decoy Alligator Head
The art of the practical joke is, sadly, one not practiced nearly enough. Prank your friends, neighbors, and enemies with this decoy alligator…
Illuminated Ant Farm
There is nothing worse than not being up to check up on your ants at night, well finally you can with an illuminated…
Shower Beer Koozie
Getting drunk in the shower just got a lot easier. Keep your beer within an arms reach as you clean your smoking hot…
Dr. Mario Tee
Gamers will have a throwback to the retro gaming days with this awesome Dr. Mario t-shirt. Nintendo fans will remember stacking pills in…
Star Wars Stormtrooper Jumpsuit
The dark side never prevails. But it certainly wins when it comes to style. No need to go Hans Solo when you can…







