Tis the season for freezing phalanges! The Zipper Hand Warmer is here for the rescue. Bring it along while hiking, camping, tailgating, or wherever your mittens just won’t cut it.
Acme Weapons Crate
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
Zippo Emergency Fire Starter
Through hell or high water, fire when you need it. The awesome fire starting zippo kit is your best friend when you’re battling…
Hands-Free Umbrella
This isn’t your Mary Poppins style umbrella. Nope. This rain device is innovative, and hands-free. No gripping a silly handle and fighting fierce winds. No holding on…
Fidget Toy Hand Spinner
We have been finding these fidget gadgets to be quite popular, as people are find alternative ways to reduce their stress, anxiety, and…
Tiny Little Hands
Take your first step on the way to vine stardom with these miniature baby hands, any regular activity instantly becomes hilarious when done…
One Handed Bottle Opener
If you are trying to double fist a beer there really is no time to put one down and use two hands to…
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of…
Cast Iron Hand Ashtray
If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron…
2D Glasses
Sick of 3D movies? Luckily they make these actually working 2D glasses for when you want a flat view for your movie watching…
VidDay
Perfect for sending special video messages, VidDay allows you to collaborate with friends and family to brighten someone’s day- and all without needing…
Tablet Pool Float
They say most electronic devices are water resistant these days. Well, this funny pool float will one-up even the toughest competitors because it…
Nerf Zombie Strike FlipFury Blaster
Know an 8-year old boy that is a fan of zombies and other things related to them? If yes, then you should definitely…
Electric Wine Opener
There’s no printable word for the rage induced by trying to opening a bottle of wine only to end up ripping the cork.…
Mr. T Tea Pot
Mom didn’t raise no fool who doesn’t like tea, now you can enjoy a single serving of tea with the Mr. T Tea…
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your…
How Not to Be Helpful: An Illustrated Guide for Thoughtless Adults
How Not to Be Helpful is the hilarious guidebook for the sane and confused. Do people around you make zero sense? Do you…
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Smarties Noodle Pool Float
Your kids will fall in love with this Smarties Noodle Pool Float time and again. As yet another example of the ingenuity and…







