Tis the season for freezing phalanges! The Zipper Hand Warmer is here for the rescue. Bring it along while hiking, camping, tailgating, or wherever your mittens just won’t cut it.
Acme Weapons Crate
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
Zippo Emergency Fire Starter
Through hell or high water, fire when you need it. The awesome fire starting zippo kit is your best friend when you’re battling…
Hands-Free Umbrella
This isn’t your Mary Poppins style umbrella. Nope. This rain device is innovative, and hands-free. No gripping a silly handle and fighting fierce winds. No holding on…
Fidget Toy Hand Spinner
We have been finding these fidget gadgets to be quite popular, as people are find alternative ways to reduce their stress, anxiety, and…
Tiny Little Hands
Take your first step on the way to vine stardom with these miniature baby hands, any regular activity instantly becomes hilarious when done…
One Handed Bottle Opener
If you are trying to double fist a beer there really is no time to put one down and use two hands to…
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of…
Cast Iron Hand Ashtray
If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron…
Blue Balloon Dog Bank
Make saving money fun and add some pizzazz to any room with this Jeff Koons inspired metallic balloon dog bank. Sleek and playful…
Carolina Reaper Beef Jerky
Ignite your taste buds with the Carolina Reaper Beef Jerky – a mouthwatering snack that packs a fiery punch! Sink your teeth into…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Go Away Doormat
HEY YOU, GET OFF MY DOORMAT. HEY YOU, GO AWAY! This Go Away doormat really fits the needs of many home owners. Do I…
Rainbow Neon Wall Light
Add a touch of rainbow to any room with this rainbow neon wall light. This retro wall light is sure to turn any…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Giant Gummy Brain
Braaaiiins…. Are you a zombie or a scientist? You don’t have to be either to enjoy this massive gummy brain. A wonderful gag…
Sprout Bookmark
Sprout, sprout, bring your books out, this is a thing I cannot read without. Remember your place with eco-swag, these sprout bookmarks will…
Hogwarts Alumni Sweatshirt
This sweater reflects the years you’ve spent reading and watching Harry Potter, you’re alumni at this point. It comes in a number of…
Hydro Flask Travel Mug
Camping, road trips, just a late night at the office, the Hydro Flask comes in handy no matter where you want a hot…