Tis the season for freezing phalanges! The Zipper Hand Warmer is here for the rescue. Bring it along while hiking, camping, tailgating, or wherever your mittens just won’t cut it.
Acme Weapons Crate
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
Zippo Emergency Fire Starter
Through hell or high water, fire when you need it. The awesome fire starting zippo kit is your best friend when you’re battling…
Hands-Free Umbrella
This isn’t your Mary Poppins style umbrella. Nope. This rain device is innovative, and hands-free. No gripping a silly handle and fighting fierce winds. No holding on…
Fidget Toy Hand Spinner
We have been finding these fidget gadgets to be quite popular, as people are find alternative ways to reduce their stress, anxiety, and…
Tiny Little Hands
Take your first step on the way to vine stardom with these miniature baby hands, any regular activity instantly becomes hilarious when done…
One Handed Bottle Opener
If you are trying to double fist a beer there really is no time to put one down and use two hands to…
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of…
Cast Iron Hand Ashtray
If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Pokeball Piggy Bank
You’ll catch more than Pokemon creatures with this Pokeball Bank! Top off the collection of all the Pokemon fanatics in your life with…
Sh*t’s Fucked Positivity Guide
If you need a little boost to your day, this is the positivity guide for you. Get tips and tricks to help improve…
Gold Bar Door Stop
Add a little class to your place with this gold bar door stop. Perfect for when you invite guests over and want people…
Square One Mini Keg
Transform your kitchen into the coolest home bar with the Square One Mini Keg. This compact, fridge-friendly keg is a dream for beer…
Gerber 7-in-1 Shard Keychain Tool
If you always need a flat head screwdriver, or even a pry bar the Gerber Shard will make a great addition to your…
Anti-Morning Person Coffee Mug
Am I the only one that thinks mornings suck? Birds singing all loud. Sun rising all bright. Alarm clock shrieking like mad. Yeah,…
USB Astronaut Light
Brighten a friend’s workspace with this illuminating gift! This out of this world reading lamp is powered directly via USB port, and you…
Twister Bed Sheets
Add the classic game of Twister to your bedroom! These Twister bed sheets are sure to add some late night fun & a…
Philips Hue Edison Filament Smart Bulbs
Add a touch of vintage to your home with these Philips Hue Edison filament bulbs. Best of all you can control them from…