Subside your guilt by turning all of your half-finished books into beautifully designed home accessories with these “Book Hook” placeholders. Your friends and family won’t even think to ask you about the book and instead ask you for interior design tips.
Personalized Wire Name Bookmark
Mark your page in style with this personalized wire name bookmark. Customize with your name or initials in a lovely script font. The…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
Finger Pointing Bookmark
Level up your bookmarking with these finger pointing bookmarks that remembers exactly which line you were reading. Made from elastic it’ll fit most…
Katana Book Ends
Do you like your house looking Sharp? Do you also like to keep your brain sharp? These Katana Book Ends are a must…
Sprout Bookmark
Sprout, sprout, bring your books out, this is a thing I cannot read without. Remember your place with eco-swag, these sprout bookmarks will…
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
Baby Beer Bottle
Chill your baby out with this beer bottle themed baby bottle (yes this is for milk only!). A great wait to get a…
Deluxe Gift Box of Nothing
Everyone has someone on their list that just asks for nothing. Well now you can finally give them nothing with this deluxe gift…
R2D2 Latex Body Suit
Let’s face it, R2D2 is hot. Those classic lines and sultry beeps and boops are truly something to behold, and even to emulate.…
Pizza Beach Blanket
Why bring a slice to the beach when you can bring a whole pizza! Lounge out on this delicious pizza beach blanket. With…
The Night Dad Went to Prison – Children’s Book
No this book is not a joke, but yes we are kind of turning it into one. I suppose there is some merit…
UrbanStems Subscription
You know what’s sweeter than receiving a bouquet of flowers? Receiving LOTS of bouquets over and over! And with an Urban Stems subscription,…
Bleeding Hand Candle
Give your guests something to talk about with this life-size hand candle. As the wax melts, red blood starts to ooze from the…
Cheating Golf Ball Dropper
Tired of losing balls (and your temper)? Meet your new secret weapon. This discreet golf ball dispenser clips easily to your ankle, hidden…
Monstera Leaf Rug
Infuse a tropical vibe into your living space with the monstera leaf rug. Made from plush acrylic, this area rug not only feels…
Death Star Planter
Check out this adorable Death Star planter. The perfect size for your windowsill, desk, or kitchenette! It will fit one small plant and…




