Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything with cheese on it, so starring at a pile of gifts that look delicious will impress just about any human (vegans may not apply)
Jeff Goldblum Wrapping Paper
If you know someone who is a Jurassic Park fan they will lose their mind over this Jeff Goldblum wrapping paper. Covered in…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Hotline Bling Wrapping Paper
Ever since I wrapped this present, YOU! If you know why that hotline is blinging then you will most certainly need to wrap…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Yoga Kit
Take your zen to go! This compact yoga carry case includes everything you need for a complete yoga experience. Easily pack or unpack…
Metal Mailbox Piggy Bank
This charming mailbox bank delivers savings instead of letters! This cassic metal piggy bank makes a perfect gift for birthdays, writers, and kids.
Google Home Wifi System
Google knows more about the internet than we ever will, so why not trust them with your home wifi system. With the Google…
Lawn Zombie Decoration
With Halloween right around the corner there is no better way to scare potential trick or treaters than with a zombie digging out…
Porn for Women Book
Nothing turns women on more than a clean house, well now there is a book full of men completing these sensual tasks. From…
Among Us Birthday Card
Just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean we aren’t watching you, buddy! If I don’t see you performing your tasks, I’ll convince everyone…
Elon’s Musk Air Freshener
Add a bit of Elon’s Musk to your car with this Elon Musk Air Freshener! It’ll elegantly hang from your rear view window…
Grass Blade Pens
Looking to brighten up your desk or space? Need a quality writing instrument that brings the flora of the outdoor world to your…
Blink Mini Indoor Security Camera
Hey Alexa show me my living room! Get alerts on your phone whenever motion is detected in your home with the Blink Mini…
Among Us Impostor Face Mask
If you’re a pro at booting the Imposter in Among Us you’ll love this Imposter face mask. Made out of cotton this face…