Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything with cheese on it, so starring at a pile of gifts that look delicious will impress just about any human (vegans may not apply)
Jeff Goldblum Wrapping Paper
If you know someone who is a Jurassic Park fan they will lose their mind over this Jeff Goldblum wrapping paper. Covered in…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Hotline Bling Wrapping Paper
Ever since I wrapped this present, YOU! If you know why that hotline is blinging then you will most certainly need to wrap…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Bose QuietComfort Ultra Headphones
Immerse yourself in an unparalleled auditory experience with the Bose QuietComfort Ultra Headphones. These wireless noise-canceling headphones offer up to 24 hours of…
USB Typewriter
How hip are you? If you own a record player and a vinyl collection I have no clue why this isn’t being displayed…
Inflatable Glitter Unicorn Pool Float
Make relaxing in the pool a magical experience with this hilarious and adorable unicorn-shaped pool float that sparkles and shines in the sun!…
The NoPhone Air
No distractions. No headphone jack. No Wifi. NoPhone is the perfect phone for anyone who is addicted to their phone. Finally a phone…
The 6-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen
Arm yourself with the ultimate sidekick for all your daily adventures – the 6-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen! More than just a pen, it’s a…
RTX 3080 Mechanical Keycap
If you have an Nvidia RTX card, you’ll want to cherish that fact…savor it…FLAUNT it! With this super cool-looking key cap, you can…
Playdate: Portable Hand Crank Powered Games
Give your portable gaming addiction a twist with Playdate. This hand crank powered portable gaming system is built by the people behind Firewatch.…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Miracle Fruit Tablets
Miracle fruit tablets cause sour tasting things such as lemons taste sweet. Quite the interesting fun treat, just keep a miracle fruit tablet…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…