Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything with cheese on it, so starring at a pile of gifts that look delicious will impress just about any human (vegans may not apply)
Jeff Goldblum Wrapping Paper
If you know someone who is a Jurassic Park fan they will lose their mind over this Jeff Goldblum wrapping paper. Covered in…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Hotline Bling Wrapping Paper
Ever since I wrapped this present, YOU! If you know why that hotline is blinging then you will most certainly need to wrap…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Dad Jokes Book
Whether you need a gift for a new dad or your dad just about anyone will appreciate this book full of dad jokes.…
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
34-Piece Lock Pick Set
Unlock life’s mysteries, or at least your storage unit, with this 34-piece lock pick set! Become a master of unlocking with pro-grade stainless…
Harry Potter Action Figure
Everything is cuter when it is small. This Harry Potter Funko Pop is exactly what every collector needs. It can fit anywhere and…
Smart Air Quality Monitor
The Awair Glow will track key factors of your air quality including CO2, humidity, temperature, and Chemicals. This is a fantastic addition to…
Lamborghini Murcielago Kid’s Car
Lamborghini Mercy, your kid will look so ballin’ in this matte black working Lamborghini Murcielago. With it’s working LED lights, reverse and forward gears…
PlayStation Classic
Who doesn’t remember getting the Pizza Hut demo disk and playing the first level of Tony Hawk 1000 times. The Playstation Classic will…
Anker 15W Wireless Charger
With all of the latest phones supporting wireless charging you’re missing out if you don’t have one. Perfect for the living room or…
Emergency Batarangs
Super-criminals have taken over your neighborhood, and you forgot your utility belt! Fortunately, these stainless steel Batarangs have got your back! They come…
Masters of Doom
Packed with loads of behind-the-scenes stories about the passions and conflicts of the minds behind one of the most important games in history,…