Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything with cheese on it, so starring at a pile of gifts that look delicious will impress just about any human (vegans may not apply)
Jeff Goldblum Wrapping Paper
If you know someone who is a Jurassic Park fan they will lose their mind over this Jeff Goldblum wrapping paper. Covered in…
Hotline Bling Wrapping Paper
Ever since I wrapped this present, YOU! If you know why that hotline is blinging then you will most certainly need to wrap…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Natures Dick Pics 2021 Calendar
Nature lovers with a great sense of humor will crack up at this 2021 wall calendar for of natures dick pics. You’ll enjoy…
Choose Your Misadventure: Online Dating
Everyone has been on an awful Tinder date, why not relive those repressed memories in the form of an ebook! Take on the…
Among Us Plushies
Bring the fun of Among Us to the real world with these cute Among Us plushies. Perfect for looking sus these plushies come…
Giant Inflatable Pickle Rick
What Rick and Morty fan doesn’t love Pickle Rick! Well now you can bring pickle Rick to the pool, party or even work…
Mason Jar String Lights
Mason jars are the new black. Push yourself to the forefront of the home decor game with these handmade mini mason jar light…
Legend of Zelda Foam Hylian Shield
Whether you’re knocking back Deku nuts or protecting your head from volcanic rock, you can’t beat the craftsmanship and durability of the Hylian…
Chunky Knit Blanket
Snuggle in style with this massive knit blanket to keep you warm. With its unique giant knitting this blanket is sure to stand…
Bolt with Hidden Compartment
Store your money or illegal substances so effectively that you yourself may never find them again. This Bolt with Hidden Compartment is great…
Lily Drone that Auto Follows You
Have you ever wanted to film yourself doing something awesome but were without the resources to do so? Namely friends? Now you have…
Metal Gear Solid Special Forces Patches
Whether it’s Foxhound, Diamond Dogs, or the original FOX unit, Big Boss and Solid Snake have belonged to some of the most iconic…