What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever looked into the big, sparkling eyes of a doofy doggo, you’ve looked into the eyes of a poet! I Could Chew On This is full of funny, sweet poems all written from the perspective of your playful pupper pal. Don’t feel left out, cat lovers! Author Francesco Marciuliano created this as a companion volume to his other bestselling book about cats, ‘I Could Pee On This’
Cave Calming Dog Bed
Create a cozy sanctuary for your furry friend with the Cave Calming Dog Bed. This ingenious dog bed is designed to provide your…
Personalized Dog Hawaiian Shirt
What dog wouldn’t love their face plastered all over their owners shirt and what dog owner wouldn’t want it! These personalized dog Hawaiian…
Personalized Dog Sweatshirt
What better way to show the world your love for your dog than a personalized dog sweatshirt. Just select your dog’s breed and…
Personalized Dog Bowl
Whether it’s Spike, Darby, or Rook you’ll be able to get your dog’s name on this personalized dog bowl. This handmade bowl made…
Foldable Dog Pool
Everyone knows their dog loves playing in water or might just need a bath. This foldable dog pool is perfect for playtime and…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Hot Dog Pet Bed
Make your little hot dog a comfy boy with this hot dog bed. Mustard not included! You dog or cat will love lounging…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
Panda Costume for Dogs
Who said dogs can’t be pandas? Certainly not us ;) So let the cuteness begin. It’s time to trade in their bone for…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
Dog Business Ties
If you’re taking the dog to the office you might as well make sure he looks dashing. With these business ties for dogs…
Conference Call Bingo
Nothing like being on a conference call and hearing people eating, a dog barking, or typing sounds. These classic staples of office conference…
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
Portable NES/SNES Game System
Relive your childhood with this Portable NES/SNES Game System. Screw your stupid iPhone games when you could be playing Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario Bros,…
Joe Exotic For President Shirt
Make America Exotic Again! With this Joe Exotic 2020 shirt, you’ll show your support for the true tiger king. No matter your political…
Star Wars Stormtrooper Jumpsuit
The dark side never prevails. But it certainly wins when it comes to style. No need to go Hans Solo when you can…
Adulting Merit Badge Patches
Real talk: making your own doctor appointment deserves a medal. These colorful embroidered iron-on patches slap right onto your favorite denim jacket or…
Sunglass Chewbacca T-Shirt
Who’s the slick, handsome, smooth-talking scoundrel who flies the Millenium Falcon? Chewbacca, of course! Han Solo’s best buddy can smuggle his way past…
Navir Stellarscope Star Finder
Stargazing apps kill your night vision with screen glare. This pocket-sized Italian optical scope lets you dial in the exact date and time,…
Lego Adhesive Tape
Lego in the kitchen, Lego on your bike, Lego on other toys, Lego everywhere with this Lego adhesive tape. Just roll out as…
Friends Couch Dog Bed
Your furry friend can now nap in style on this Friends couch dog bed, designed after the iconic Central Perk sofa! As comfy…

