What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever looked into the big, sparkling eyes of a doofy doggo, you’ve looked into the eyes of a poet! I Could Chew On This is full of funny, sweet poems all written from the perspective of your playful pupper pal. Don’t feel left out, cat lovers! Author Francesco Marciuliano created this as a companion volume to his other bestselling book about cats, ‘I Could Pee On This’
Personalized Dog Hawaiian Shirt
What dog wouldn’t love their face plastered all over their owners shirt and what dog owner wouldn’t want it! These personalized dog Hawaiian…
Personalized Dog Sweatshirt
What better way to show the world your love for your dog than a personalized dog sweatshirt. Just select your dog’s breed and…
Personalized Dog Bowl
Whether it’s Spike, Darby, or Rook you’ll be able to get your dog’s name on this personalized dog bowl. This handmade bowl made…
Star Trek Uniform Dog Collar
These adorable dog collars perfect for when you’re boldly going on walkies with your Porthos or Number 1! After all, when you’re headed…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Hot Dog Pet Bed
Make your little hot dog a comfy boy with this hot dog bed. Mustard not included! You dog or cat will love lounging…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
Panda Costume for Dogs
Who said dogs can’t be pandas? Certainly not us ;) So let the cuteness begin. It’s time to trade in their bone for…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
Dog Selfie Attachment
Getting your pooch to look at the camera for a selfie can be hard, well now harness the power of a tennis ball…
Mjolnir Meat Tenderizer
Want to unleash the power of Thor in your kitchen? Look no further than the Mjolnir Meat Tenderizer. This mini version of the…
Lock Pick Earrings
One of the worst things that you can do is find yourself in a situation for which you’re unprepared, particularly when it comes…
Fire Escape Shelves
Add a fun urban vibe to your wall with this unique fire escape shelf. From books to potted plants this shelf will add…
I Love You Pillow Cases
Forget about texting and keep connected with theses “I Love You” Couples Pillowcases. Your head will rest softly with these cotton/polyester mixed fabric…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Star Wars Car Sun Reflector
Show your allegiance to the rebel alliance with this Star Wars car sun reflector, it’s easily the quickest way to get a Wookie in your…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Strip Club Cash Cannon
Who doesn’t love to make it rain in the club, your hard earned dollars deserve to be on the sticky floor of a…
Harry Potter Cookbook
Finally you can feel like you’re dining in the Great Hall with this Harry Potter cookbook! With breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert recipies,…
Revenge By Mail PostCards
They say revenge is a dish best served cold… We say it’s a dish best mailed ;) See, nothing f*cks with people more…