Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
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Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
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Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
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Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
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My Penis is a Dick Book
Have a laugh with “My Penis is a Dick” which beautifully illustrates over 50 common mental debates a guy has with his penis.…
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Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
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Color My Boobs Coloring Book
Ever wanted to draw some clean lines on a beautiful bosom? The opportunity has never looked better. The Color My Boobs Coloring Book…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
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Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
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Squid Game Invitation Cards
Fans of the wildly popular series Squid Game will love handing out these Squid Game invite cards. Handmade in Texas these cards feature…
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Manly Axe Coffee Table
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
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Unicorn Tears Gin
Add a bit of this mythical spirit to your cocktails made entirely from tears of Unicorns. Real Unicorn Gin includes a glittery finish and…
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Evil Hot Gummy Bears
Hot hot heat. Check out these devilishly cute bears. Infused with habanero and love. Spicy as can be, but also delicious (if you…
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Yoga Dinnerware Plates
Give off positive energy at your next dinner party with this set of yoga dinnerware plates. With different motivational and inspirational saying on…
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Mother Of The F**king Year Candle
Show mom what a badass she truly is with this candle that includes over 20 scent options including banana bread and pumpkin spice.…
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Christmas Lights you Can Control with an App
Everything is smart these days from fridges to bikes, well now you can buy smart Christmas lights. These app controlled lights allow you…
Ultra Thin Wallet
Quit carrying a massive wallet that weighs down your pants. At just 0.2 inches thick you’ll never know you’re even carrying this wallet. The…
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Passive Aggressive Notes
Why would you express yourself face to face when you can leave someone a passive aggressive note! With checkboxes like “Learning hot to park…
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Game of Thrones Socks
All of your favorites are back in sock form! With thi 4 pack of Game of Thrones socks it’s sure to take your…
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