Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes from Trump’s tweets and transcripts.
S Is For Swears ABC Book
Expand your vocabulary in the most cheeky way with the “S Is For Swears” ABC book. This isn’t your average bedtime story; geared…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Heart Shaped Hard Boiled Egg Mold
Show someone you love them in the morning and care about their nutrition with this Heart Shaped mold for your hard boiled eggs.…
Croc Candles
Light up your pad with the ultimate blend of cozy and quirky! These candles, shaped like everyone’s favorite love-to-hate comfy shoes, add a…
Personalized Your City Map
Celebrate your love for your city or welcome someone to their new urban adventure with a stunning, personalized city map! Printed on premium…
Sweeper with Funnel
If you have hardwood floors you know sweeping the floors can be annoying, add a designer touch to the home with this funnel…
The BIG Hot Dog
Ever eat a hot dog and think “hmmm this would be better if it was 40 times bigger?” well the big hot dog…
Flying Butterfly Prank Card
Add a shocking butterfly surprise to anyone’s big day. This DIY flying butterfly prank kit allows you to add a rubber band loaded butterfly…
Windproof Foldable Camping Stove
Ever finding yourself wanting the ability to summon flames? “Man, I have these two beautiful steaks with me, but nothing to cook them.”…
Hong Kong Bubble Waffle Maker
For dessert or breakfast a Hong Kong waffle is delicious anytime of the day. If you’re new to bubble waffles you simply make…
Mario Heat Changing Mug
If you love Mario you’ll love this coffee mug! With a color changing graphic on the front the mug will display an outline…
Global Warming Mug
Watch our coastline disappear on this temperature sensitive mug. The global warming mug is perfect for a scientist who enjoys a cup of warm coffee in the morning.