Do you like eggs? Are you a big fan of phallic shaped things?
Two yolks and a shaft of egg whites make for a balanced and hearty breakfast that can get anyone ready for a big day.
Crack two eggs in this penis shaped egg mold and watch a beautiful johnson form before your eyes. An excellent gift for the college son headed off into the real world who understands the importance of a protein based breakfast.
The device itself is nonstick and quite effective. Enhance your culinary mastery and impress that cute girl in the morning with a dick filled breakfast.
Also works for omelettes!
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Throwing a party full of hungry geeks? Well serve them some super delicious Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed pizza pies. With 65 unique recipes like the…
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…
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Everyone loves Buzzfeed’s Tasty videos, well now you can have it in cookbook form! This book is especially awesome since you can pick…
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Keep all of your measuring cups well organized and easily accessible without ruining your kitchen’s Star Wars theme. This expertly designed set breaks…
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Finally your iPhone can keep you cool with this fan that goes in the bottom of your iPhone.
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If you have hardwood floors you know sweeping the floors can be annoying, add a designer touch to the home with this funnel…
Ever wish you could split a lantern up between four people, well now you can with the Coleman Quad Lantern. Just break off…
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