Satisfy your sweet tooth and your dark sense of humor in one bite with Fortunes Against Humanity. Ditch the generic “you will find happiness” and brace yourself for some seriously twisted predictions. These vanilla fortune cookies add a dash of shock and hilarity to the end of your meal, making them the talk of your dinner party. They’re not for the faint-hearted but are guaranteed to bring out belly laughs (and possibly gasps) from your guests. Perfect for those who enjoy their dessert with a side of mischief!
Mezmoglobe – Kinetic Desk Sphere
Keep your hands occupied at your desk with the Mezmoglobe, this kinetic desk sphere is a blast to rotate with its smooth spherical…
Coffee Pot Coffee Mug
Enjoy coffee like never before, straight from the coffee pot. If you’ love drip coffee you will love the office vibes this coffee…
Tiny Knife That Fits in Collar, Phone Case, or Wallet
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one…
Bartesian At-Home Cocktail Machine
Make high quality cocktails at home with this Keurig style cocktail mixer. Once you’ve loaded up your favorite whiskey, vodka, rum, gin and…
I Love Tits Bird Mug
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…
Banana Sandals
Peel away your fashion inhibitions and slip into a pair of banana sandals for a fun and fruity summer look. These quirky kicks,…
Pillow with Built-in Speaker
Everyone loves listening to a few songs before bed, make it a better experience with this pillow with a built-in speaker. Headphones can tangle your…
Nerf N-Strike Elite Strongarm Blaster
Tap into a boy’s combat potential with this state of the art rotating barrel blaster. This Elite model of Strongarm toy guns is…
The Book Of Pretty Much Everything
This colorful and detailed book is a mid-career comprehensive look at the marketing and design of Draplin Design Co. Within the pages you…
Beard Beer Koozie
What man wouldn’t love a beer manly wrapped around their can of PBR. Perfect for the summer picnics this beard beer koozie will…

