Satisfy your sweet tooth and your dark sense of humor in one bite with Fortunes Against Humanity. Ditch the generic “you will find happiness” and brace yourself for some seriously twisted predictions. These vanilla fortune cookies add a dash of shock and hilarity to the end of your meal, making them the talk of your dinner party. They’re not for the faint-hearted but are guaranteed to bring out belly laughs (and possibly gasps) from your guests. Perfect for those who enjoy their dessert with a side of mischief!
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Facebook Like Stamp
Show your approval or disapproval of anything anywhere with the Facebook dislike and like stamps.
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GoPro HERO8 Black
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Fire Breathing Bowser Action Figure
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Fc*k that Sh*t: The Classy Toilet Spray
Spray the bowl. Spray the air. Spray your poo for all we care. Just take care of business with the invigorating scent of…
Bacon Strip Bandages
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
Thicc Pokemon Cards
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Eat Sleep Fortnite Repeat Shirt
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