Satisfy your sweet tooth and your dark sense of humor in one bite with Fortunes Against Humanity. Ditch the generic “you will find happiness” and brace yourself for some seriously twisted predictions. These vanilla fortune cookies add a dash of shock and hilarity to the end of your meal, making them the talk of your dinner party. They’re not for the faint-hearted but are guaranteed to bring out belly laughs (and possibly gasps) from your guests. Perfect for those who enjoy their dessert with a side of mischief!
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