A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a long weekend, and an even harder challenge while driving.
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
Book Hook Bookmark
Subside your guilt by turning all of your half-finished books into beautifully designed home accessories with these “Book Hook” placeholders. Your friends and…
Katana Book Ends
Do you like your house looking Sharp? Do you also like to keep your brain sharp? These Katana Book Ends are a must…
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
Death Star Light Up Beach Ball
Bring a bit of the dark side to the pool with this Death Star light up beach ball. This huge Death Star has…
Ultimate Undetectable Earpiece
Feeling like James Bond? Then you’ll love the Ultimate Undetectable Earpiece. This tiny gadget, designed for your inner spy, syncs with your Apple…
Basketball Hoop Mug
Hot chocolate is fun. Playing with your food is fun. Using this basketball hoop mug to play basketball with the marshmellows in your…
Star Trek Wines
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to sip a Cardassian Kanar at Quark’s bar? Well now you can find out!…
Philips Hue Edison Filament Smart Bulbs
Add a touch of vintage to your home with these Philips Hue Edison filament bulbs. Best of all you can control them from…
Annoy-a-Tron
Why not annoy the hell out of your friends with a randomly beeping device with an attached magnet.
Halo: The Master Chief Collection
“If the words ‘must buy’ were to ever apply to a game compilation, it would be this one. From the very first title,…
Rebel Alliance Tie
A rebel tie? I thought they flew X-wings! Give your formal wear some rebellious flair with this sharp, understated silk tie. With a…
Star Wars iPhone Cases for iPhone 4/4s and iPhone 5
Tell others that the force is with you with these totally rad limited edition Star Wars iPhone Cases. From Darth Vader to Chewbacca all of…
Merlot Infused Coffee
Bring a bit of last night to this morning with this merlot infused coffee. This coffee is aged in Merlot wine barrels to…


