A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a long weekend, and an even harder challenge while driving.
Meow The Book for Cats
Only one word can describe the perspective of a cap. Meow the book is loaded with one word and one word only, that…
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
Book Hook Bookmark
Subside your guilt by turning all of your half-finished books into beautifully designed home accessories with these “Book Hook” placeholders. Your friends and…
Katana Book Ends
Do you like your house looking Sharp? Do you also like to keep your brain sharp? These Katana Book Ends are a must…
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
Bear Hands Oven Mitts
Paw your way through the kitchen with these bear hands oven mitts. A great way to add a fun touch to the kitchen that…
One Giant Leap Socks
That’s one small step in socks, one giant leap for mankind. Remember the world’s first spacewalk with these socks that have an astronaut…
Glitch Playing Cards
Spice up poker night with these unique Glitch playing cards. Each card has very unique artwork portraying a printing mistake. A perfect gift…
Fifty Shades of Chicken
If Fifty Shades of Grey got you hot and bothered imagine what a piping hot and juicy chicken out of the oven can…
Nothing Of Value Here Doormat
Let’s face it, if anything is going to deter a potential thief it will be a witty doormat. Just plop this doormat reading…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Remote Control R2-D2
Take R2-D2 home with you! The Star Wars fan in your life will go crazy for this app-enabled droid that shares holographic simulations,…
Color Changing Gin Infusing Kit
Magically transform your favorite gin cocktail with this color changing gin infusion kit. This kit includes enough ingredients to make 5 bottles of…
Metal Wine Rack
Every house could use a fully loaded wine shelf. This metal wine rack is an elegant and modern storage solution for wine bottles.…