A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a long weekend, and an even harder challenge while driving.
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
Book Hook Bookmark
Subside your guilt by turning all of your half-finished books into beautifully designed home accessories with these “Book Hook” placeholders. Your friends and…
Katana Book Ends
Do you like your house looking Sharp? Do you also like to keep your brain sharp? These Katana Book Ends are a must…
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
LEGO Minions Set
Kids will love building their own Minions with this LEGO Minions kit. This 800+ piece LEGO set has you building 2 Minions that…
Pimple Popping Toy
Satisfy your odd obsession of popping pimples with this pimple popping toy. This rubber toy simulates the feel of popping a pimple with…
Cat DJ Turntable
Introduce your cat to one of the most popular music genres of the decade: EDM. What better way to get your cat integrated…
Google Home Wifi System
Google knows more about the internet than we ever will, so why not trust them with your home wifi system. With the Google…
Dumbbell Beer Glass
Why lift a 25 pound weight when you can chug a 25 ounce glass of frothy deliciousness! This dumbbell shaped beer glass is…
Student Tears Mug
Unleash your inner educator with a twist of wicked humor! This “Student Tears” mug is the perfect sidekick for those early morning classes.…
Seagate SSD Game Drive for Xbox
Let’s face it: on-board storage is never enough in the long run. Fortunately, Seagate’s 500GB official Xbox external drives are here to help!…
Gameboy Fridge Magnet
Every geek has memories of their original giant Gameboy. Relive childhood with an even bigger Gameboy with this fridge magnet set. Every Time you…
Color Changing Gin Infusing Kit
Magically transform your favorite gin cocktail with this color changing gin infusion kit. This kit includes enough ingredients to make 5 bottles of…
Nokia 3310 Classic Style Cell Phone
If you’re someone who is totally annoyed by smartphone features and just want a simple phone to make calls the 2017 Nokia 3310…


