A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a long weekend, and an even harder challenge while driving.
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How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
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$9.83
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
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$14.21
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
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$10.39
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
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$13.70
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
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$100.00
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
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$12.99
Book Hook Bookmark
Subside your guilt by turning all of your half-finished books into beautifully designed home accessories with these “Book Hook” placeholders. Your friends and…
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$35.00
Katana Book Ends
Do you like your house looking Sharp? Do you also like to keep your brain sharp? These Katana Book Ends are a must…
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$27.88
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
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$28.95
Super Russian Roulette for NES
There’s nothing like a great party game to play with your friends on a drunken evening. Super Russian Roulette for NES is a…
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$55.00
Gift Box Automatic Tree Watering System
No longer will you have to worry about constantly filling Christmas tree this holiday season with this automatic tree watering system hidden in…
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$84.95
Rubik’s Cube Coasters
Give your home that 80’s feel with these very retro Rubik’s Cube Coasters. This set of six plastic coasters will be a fantastic…
Doom 4 Helmet
Strike fear in the dark hearts of demons with this incredibly detailed Doom 4 inspired helmet! With game-accurate details such as the Mark…
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$80.00
Carry-On Cocktail Kit: Old Fashioned
It’s hard to get a good drink on an airplane, well now you can sip on an old fashioned in the sky. Just…
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$27.95
Pint Glass with Shot
Trying to mix liquor with beer? Well get sicker with this pint glass with a shot glass on the bottom. Just flip your…
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$9.69
Hi, I’m Mat Doormat
Hi, I’m Mat… of but of course! A clever doormat that says its name is Mat. Especially great for the home of someone…
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$14.79
You’ve Goat This
Tackle life’s hurdles with a dash of caprine wisdom from You’ve Goat This. Packed with sage advice inspired by our four-legged, horned friends,…
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$5.52
Bacon Lanyard
Ever dreamed of slinging some hot juicy bacon around your neck? Maybe you have actually gone through with this dream and actually done…
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$8.59
Mophie Wireless Charger
Now that iPhone 8 and iPhone X have joined the hundreds of Android phones that have Wireless charging it’s time to cut the…
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$39.99