A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a long weekend, and an even harder challenge while driving.
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How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
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$9.83
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
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$14.21
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
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$10.39
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
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$13.70
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
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$100.00
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
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$12.99
Book Hook Bookmark
Subside your guilt by turning all of your half-finished books into beautifully designed home accessories with these “Book Hook” placeholders. Your friends and…
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$35.00
Katana Book Ends
Do you like your house looking Sharp? Do you also like to keep your brain sharp? These Katana Book Ends are a must…
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$27.88
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
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$28.95
Emotional Support Chicken Nuggets Plush Set
Need a dose of comfort? Meet your new best friends: the Emotional Support Chicken Nuggets! This set includes five soft, squishy plushies, each…
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$16.97
Shark Slippers
Start shark week off right with these shark slippers; perfect for kicking it at home and keeping your feet warm.
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$25.99
Keychain Lighter Multi-Tool
Bring a flame with you everywhere with this handy keychain lighter. No matter if you’re camping or a smoker this tiny waterproof lighter…
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$16.99
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
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$19.99
Lego Speed Champions Ferrari
It doesn’t matter what age your kid is, they will definitely love a Lego gift. This racing lego toy is not an exception.…
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$44.95
Light Up Hoodies
Light up the night with this LED light up hoodie. You’ll look like you’re from the future with its unique glowing rim. The…
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$49.97
Manly Scented Candles
If you feel you’re too manly for a candle these manly scented candles are for you. Whether it’s for the garage or living…
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$36.97
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
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$14.75
Knipex Cobra XS Pliers
Say hello to the tiny titan of the toolbox – the Knipex Cobra XS Pliers! This pint-sized powerhouse is a dream for tight…
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$34.90
Kitchen Cube All-In-One Measuring Device
The Kitchen Cube has over 19 common cooking measurements all in one tool. No longer will you be fiddling with a bunch of…
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$14.95