A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a long weekend, and an even harder challenge while driving.
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How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
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$9.83
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
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$14.21
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
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$10.39
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
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$13.70
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
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$100.00
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
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$12.99
Book Hook Bookmark
Subside your guilt by turning all of your half-finished books into beautifully designed home accessories with these “Book Hook” placeholders. Your friends and…
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$35.00
Katana Book Ends
Do you like your house looking Sharp? Do you also like to keep your brain sharp? These Katana Book Ends are a must…
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$27.88
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
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$28.95
Personalized George Costanza Photobomb Picture
Want to spice up your family photos with a little bit of George Costanza? Look no further than this personalized photobomb picture! This…
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$33.99
Party Shark Costume (made famous by Katy Perry)
Everyone wants to be left shark, well now you can with this party shark costume! Everyday will be the Super Bowl when you’re…
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$80.00
I’ll Try Being Nicer Name Plate
Let your desk do the talking with this cheeky “I’ll try being nicer” name plate. Perfect for those days when you need a…
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$12.99
Cabbage Umbrella
Give a rainy day some unique flair with this cabbage leaf umbrella. A perfect gift for the vegetarian or veggie lover who wants…
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$18.99
Oculus Quest: All-in-one VR
The next generation of VR is here with the Oculus Quest. No longer do you have to worry about having a powerful gaming…
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$399.00
Samsung Galaxy Z Flip
Half flip phone, full smartphone. The Galaxy Z Flip from Samsung offers a unique folding display. You can open the phone just like…
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$1,380.00
Dr. Who Tardis Doormat
Okay Dr. Who fans… Just buy this thing. A great comical piece for all your guests to appreciate and for you to revel…
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$50.00
Ferrari 12V Battery Car
Just because you don’t drive a nice car doesn’t mean your kids can’t. Hell, maybe they will even let you take it out…
Bald Eagle Mask with Talons
Show your true American heritage by becoming a bald eagle with talons. This set of mask and gloves will instantly transform you into…
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$24.95
DJI Osmo Pocket 3
Elevate your videography with the DJI Osmo Pocket 3. This pocket-sized powerhouse features a 1-inch CMOS sensor for 4K recording at 120fps, ensuring…
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$499.00