Draw a D**k on it Book

You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring.

Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and polish your penis drawing skills.

Players take turns drawing dazzling dongs on random images —bigfoot, snowmen, and chickens to name a few. Then the group gazes at everyone’s willies and declares a weiner.

Add funny, creative captions and stickers to enhance the hilariousness of your hose art. Create a phallic masterpiece and prove you’re the most talented d*ck artist of all.

This coloring book is bound to lower your blood pressure and raise eyebrows. Grab one today, draw some wangs, and giggle your ass off.

  • The perfect party game —even better while tipsy
  • Plenty of illustrations for all night fun
  • Funny stickers to enhance your phallic art
  • More therapeutic than a two-hour shrink session

Features –

  • Put a baloney pony on random objects —bananas, hats, and milkshakes, etc.
  • 100 illustrations to create a wide variety of one-eyed wonders
  • Comes with a sticker sheet to accentuate your schlong art
  • Spine has a 6 inch ruler to carefully measure your cock-creations

 

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