Sick of writing and misplacing your fork, well these pen cap utensils are here to save the day. Next time you’re at the office jotting down a note don’t forget you could be eating a hot dog if you had a fork on the back of your pen. Maybe eating soup with your pen spoon is more your style, in that case you sicken me but that MSG will taste great because you’re eating it with a f**king pen. Is your kid in 3rd grade? oh wait surprise steak party, all the other kids will be unprepared but luckily yours will have their pen knife to chow down on some delicious steak. Combine this with the inkless pen and even Superman himself won’t be able to stop your writing and eating frenzy. So dine in-k with these pen cap utensils and change your life.
The 6-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen
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Magnetic Bottle Opener with Hoop Cap Catcher
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Smart Tire Pressure Caps
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Playful Cartoon Bath Mat
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Ash Ketchum Hat from Pokemon
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Six Pack Beer Cooler Tote
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Apple HomePod (2023)
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Inflatable Hot Tub
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Doge Mask
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Joe Exotic Candle
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