Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool paperclip. These penguine paper clips are pretty fucking awesome. Who doesn’t want a cute arctic creature holding their stack of paper together? Maybe an idiot. Are you an idiot?
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…
Tired of USB wires falling off your desk? Well these tiny cable clips are here to help. Whether it’s a charging cable, mouse…
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…
Can’t get enough of Super Nintendo? This is 100% the product for you, just load up a few cartridges in your bag and…
Bring high quality audio to your home with the Amazon Alexa Echo Studio. This Alexa powered speaker featuring high quality “3D sound” and…
Reading a tape measure can be annoying, you want an exact length, well with this digital tape measure you’ll get an exact read…
Why would you express yourself face to face when you can leave someone a passive aggressive note! With checkboxes like “Learning hot to park…
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
Have you ever sunk your teeth into a fresh flank of phenomenally charred dragon? Of course you haven’t, but that doesn’t mean you…
I find your lack of cheer disturbing! This hilarious sweater features one of Darth Vader’s iconic lines with a holiday twist. Perfect for…
Light up your pad with the ultimate blend of cozy and quirky! These candles, shaped like everyone’s favorite love-to-hate comfy shoes, add a…
