Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool paperclip. These penguine paper clips are pretty fucking awesome. Who doesn’t want a cute arctic creature holding their stack of paper together? Maybe an idiot. Are you an idiot?
Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…
Cable Clips
Tired of USB wires falling off your desk? Well these tiny cable clips are here to help. Whether it’s a charging cable, mouse…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Pirate Peg Leg Chopsticks
Hop over to your favorite sushi shop with these peg leg pirate chopsticks. Fantastic for the kids who may be afraid of pure…
Chork Chopstick Fork
Trying to teach someone to use chopsticks? Occassionaly in the mood to switch back to the fork or to the stick? This handy…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Star Trek Spock with Ears Crew Socks
Spock himself might not see the logic in it, but he would undoubtedly find them…fascinating. The ears are what really complete the picture,…
Horsehead Christmas Tree Ornament
Complement any horse head mask with this horse head tree ornament. Perfect to remember that time you scared your dog wearing your horse…
Shark Attack! Coffee Cup
Finish a mug of joe with a Shark Attack! Be careful because your lips could be bit off.
Personalized Gamer Water Bottle
The only thirst that rivals the thirst for victory is thirst itself! With these personalized gamer water bottles, you can hydrate like a…
Pickle Sidewalk Chalk
Get ready to dill-ight your creative side with Pickle Sidewalk Chalk! This isn’t your ordinary chalk; it’s a four-and-a-half-inch gherkin that transforms sidewalks…
Can-Do Compact Can Opener
Meet the Can-Do Compact Can Opener: Your new kitchen companion for effortless can-opening. This pint-sized powerhouse automatically grips the can’s edge as you…
Star Wars Holiday Sweaters
Celebrate the holidays in a galaxy far far away with these awesome Star Wars holiday sweaters. Bring the dark side to any ugly…