Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool paperclip. These penguine paper clips are pretty fucking awesome. Who doesn’t want a cute arctic creature holding their stack of paper together? Maybe an idiot. Are you an idiot?
Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…
Cable Clips
Tired of USB wires falling off your desk? Well these tiny cable clips are here to help. Whether it’s a charging cable, mouse…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
I Love Tits Bird Mug
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…
Wham-O Hamper Hoops
When you get tired of your 8-year-old boy messing up his room with dirty laundry, this is the toy that you get for…
Mess-Proof Cat Food Bowls
Turn mealtime into a neat affair with these mess-proof cat food bowls. The set comes with two bowls, nestled in a flexible silicone…
Wood Desk Organizer
Keep your desk organized and tidy using this handmade desk organizer made from cherry wood. With a spot for all of your workspace…
Rebel Scum Welcome Doormat
The galaxy is a dangerous place when you’re a rebel! But with this charming Rebel Scum Welcome mat, it becomes a less hostile…
Vortex Coin Bank
Watch your coins spiral into the vortex, but don’t worry! They’re not lost forever. You’ll have so much fun adding money to this…
Wide Angle Car Parking Assistant
Parking in your own garage doesn’t have to be a pain anymore! Get your car into the perfect spot with this Wide Angle…
Pokeball Piggy Bank
You’ll catch more than Pokemon creatures with this Pokeball Bank! Top off the collection of all the Pokemon fanatics in your life with…
Friends Apartment Floor Plan Print
Relive every second of Joey, Rachel, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica with this print of the FRIENDS apartment floor plan. Everyone remembers the…
Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float
“PHHBBttt…” Who doesn’t remember the unmistakable sound of sitting on a Whoopee Cushion as a kid (or even as an ultra unlucky adult)?…

