Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool paperclip. These penguine paper clips are pretty fucking awesome. Who doesn’t want a cute arctic creature holding their stack of paper together? Maybe an idiot. Are you an idiot?
Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…
Cable Clips
Tired of USB wires falling off your desk? Well these tiny cable clips are here to help. Whether it’s a charging cable, mouse…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Death Star Waffle Maker
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Conference Call Bingo
Nothing like being on a conference call and hearing people eating, a dog barking, or typing sounds. These classic staples of office conference…
Japanese Tempura Deep Fryer
Ditch the fancy pants restaurant and bring the tempura party to your kitchen with this super fly deep fryer! It’s like having a…
Personalized Animal Crossing Mug
Animal Crossing understands the comforting nature of a routine, and as far as routines go, it’s hard to beat that first, fresh cup…
June Smart Oven
You’re telling me I can enjoy perfectly cooked pizza, steak, and baked chicken at the mercy of an AI powered stove? I can…
Pillow Rick
Add some interdimensional madness to your bedtime routine with Pillow Rick. This hand-sewn, fluffy, and cuddly pillow is designed to be your new…
Can-Do Compact Can Opener
Meet the Can-Do Compact Can Opener: Your new kitchen companion for effortless can-opening. This pint-sized powerhouse automatically grips the can’s edge as you…
Whisky-Scented Bath Bombs
Indulge in the intoxicating allure of a whisky-infused escape without the buzz using these Whisky-Scented Bath Bombs! Elevate your relaxation game as you…
Unicorn Battery Powered LED Light
Bring the glow of a magical unicorn to your bedroom with this LED light unicorn lamp. Powered by batteries this lamp is a…
Keys Phone Wallet Doormat
Never leave the house without your keys, phone, wallet with this doormat. The giant text on this doormat will ensure you remember your…

