Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool paperclip. These penguine paper clips are pretty fucking awesome. Who doesn’t want a cute arctic creature holding their stack of paper together? Maybe an idiot. Are you an idiot?
Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…
Cable Clips
Tired of USB wires falling off your desk? Well these tiny cable clips are here to help. Whether it’s a charging cable, mouse…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
USB Heated Mouse Pad
Let’s be honest the office can be freezing sometimes, keep your hands toasty with this USB heated mouse pad. It’ll go great with…
Accidentally Wes Anderson Book
Go on a visual adventure inspired by Wes Anderson. Accidently Wes Anderson contains more than 200 beautiful locations on earth to create the…
Poo In Progess Sign
Ensure a peaceful, uninterrupted throne time by hanging this humorous “deeply satisfying poo in progress” sign on your bathroom door. Standing at nearly…
Pizza Beach Blanket
Why bring a slice to the beach when you can bring a whole pizza! Lounge out on this delicious pizza beach blanket. With…
Bourbon Whiskey Making Bootleg Kit
Why settle for store-bought bourbon when you can make your own with this bootleg kit? It comes with everything you need to feel…
R2-D2 USB Car Charger
Take on the rebel forces and low battery life with this R2-D2 USB Car Charger. Have your best pal at the ready and…
Indoor Grill
Yes you can still be a grill master when the summer ends. Start grilling those steaks and vegetables inside your house with the…
Personalized Teacher Stamp
A great way to show some appreciation for the teachers in our lives, these specialized rubber stamps bring a personal touch to the…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Raptor Dog Costume
Terrifying other’s pets with this raptor costume for your dog will be easy. The raptor costume comes with foam raptor head piece with…