Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool paperclip. These penguine paper clips are pretty fucking awesome. Who doesn’t want a cute arctic creature holding their stack of paper together? Maybe an idiot. Are you an idiot?
Cable Clips
Tired of USB wires falling off your desk? Well these tiny cable clips are here to help. Whether it’s a charging cable, mouse…
Clip-On Seat Belt Cutting Multi-Tool
Be prepared in case of a car crash with this seat belt multi tool loaded with all kind of gadgets for an emergency.…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter
Put the flames out (literally) with the fire extinguisher lighter, great to startle any fireman.
Drinko Shot Glass Drinking Game
If you have ever heard of Plinko, a game on the Price is Right where contestants can win thousands of dollars, you’ll be…
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of…
Xbox One Game Hard Drive
There is no worse feeling for an Xbox gamer than when they buy a new game and their internal hard drive is full.…
Shark Attack! Coffee Cup
Finish a mug of joe with a Shark Attack! Be careful because your lips could be bit off.
Pinch Hold Mug
Looking for a mug that’s not just for coffee but also doubles as a training tool for climbers? Look no further than the…
HTML Book for Babies
Teach your baby how to code websites early in their years. Why not train your child to make millions of dollars by the…
Mac and Cheese Cookbook
Good old-fashioned macaroni and cheese is one of the classic comfort foods, and The Mac + Cheese Cookbook helps you breathe new life…
Collapsible 6-Person Bench
Bring the whole gang to the camping trip with this 6-person curbed bench seat. Great for camping, sports games, or a relaxing day…