Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no need for weak and petty office instruments here. It is high time we all respected our push pins a little bit more. These adorable and adventurous melee weapon hilts come with a metal tack to bind whatever information you possess to whatever surface it belongs.
Kylo Ren Lightsaber Room Light
Is there a more comfortable way to sleep at night than under the sinister red glow of a deadly weapon? No, obviously! And…
Acme Weapons Crate
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
Death Star Waffle Maker
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Zelda Hookshot Replica
Aside from the Master Sword and Hylian shield, Link’s Hookshot is probably his most recognizable weapon from The Legend of Zelda. Now, you…
Pool Noodle Sword
HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The…
Insect Pushpins
Pin your papers to your cork board with just a fly on the wall, these insect pushpins will be sure to make anyone…
Minecraft Foam Diamond Sword
Equip one of the most powerful weapons from Minecraft. You might remember the Minecraft pick axe bottle opener we posted, this is something…
Medieval Weapons Push Pins
Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Fortnite Jenga
The classic Jenga game with a Fortnite twist. With artwork and characters from Fortnite you use holes in the blocks to have your…
Edison Table Lamp
Add some retro charm to your decor with this Edison table lamp. The oversized 500-lumen bulb stands at a towering 18 inches tall…
Thug Life Temporary Tattoo
Are you down with OPP? Well you know me! With this Tug Life Tattoo temporarily on your body you’ll be able to get…
2020 One Star Review T-Shirt
If you could review 2020 it would be 1-star across the board. This hilarious shirt features a 2020 1-star review with “very bad,…
Terrarium Candle
Enjoy a unique touch to your living room with this terrarium candle. With a tiny cactus or poppy inside your eyes and nose…
Pineapple Express Stash Pillowcase
Anyone who loves Pineapple Express will know all about this massive stash. This realistic looking pillow case made to look like a giant…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Skarp Laser Razor
Everyone hates shaving, especially having to buy expensive razors over and over. This Kickstarter is proposing a new way to shave using a…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…