Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Giant Bread Loaf Pillow
Screw traditional pillows, you can finally sleep like a baker with this giant bread loaf pillow. Whether you are taking a nap or…
Porn for Women of a Certain Age
Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of…
Dr. Who Tardis Doormat
Okay Dr. Who fans… Just buy this thing. A great comical piece for all your guests to appreciate and for you to revel…
Double Dish Snack Bowl
There’s nothing worse than guests snacking on pistachios at your party and throwing the shells on the floor so your dog can eat…
Oculus Go: VR Without a Phone or Computer
Finally a VR headset for anyone! No need to put your phone in it or have a huge gaming computer to power it.…
Sushi Roll Shaped Push Pins
I have one major issue with all these sushi styled home and office supplies: I want to eat them. However, if you decide…
Mystical Wireless Charging Pad
Charge your iPhone in the most mystical way with this magic array wireless charger. As you lay your phone on this wireless charger…
Fortnite V-Bucks Gift Card
Everyone who plays Fortnite knows the importance of V-Bucks. Whether it’s for the latest season or a skin V-Bucks are used to buy…
Somehow I Manage
Wht fan of The Office wouldn’t want a copy of Somehow I Manage by Michael G. Scott on their bookshelf. Keep in mind…
K’NEX Building Set
Does you know a boy loves to put things together and make a mess of the house in the process? The solution to…


