Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Best Entry Level Employee Mug
Trying to let that new college grad in your office know how you feel? Or, as the entry level employee, do you want…
Shower Beer Koozie
Getting drunk in the shower just got a lot easier. Keep your beer within an arms reach as you clean your smoking hot…
Sonos Ace Headphones
Elevate your audio experience with Sonos Ace Headphones, featuring custom-designed drivers for high-fidelity sound and spatial audio for a hyperrealistic 3D soundstage. Enjoy…
Apple Watch
Apple finally announced more about their Apple Watch. Get notifications, order ubers, track your steps, answer phone calls, and more all on your…
Giant Inflatable Balloons
Balloons always add something special to a party and kids love them. You’ll have everyone talking by adding these giant 48 Inch latex balloons…
Gear Shift Hoodie
Your car deserves to look just as cool as you do. Give your ride the fashion-forward upgrade it needs with one of these…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Tabeltop Bar Set
This tasteful cherry-stained acacia wood cocktail set is an en elegant fusion of sophistication and convenience. With 19 stainless steel and glass accessories,…
A Chart About Nothing Poster
Step right up folks, get your Chart About Nothing poster! Feast your eyes on nearly 250 characters from the beloved sitcom front and…
Stache Straws
Every fancy dinner party wouldn’t be complete without fancy mustache straws


