Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Gin Advent Calendar
Bring a bit of booze to the holidays with 24 individual drams of gin. One gin for each day leading up to Christmas…
The Bierstick
Is the force of gravity no longer an efficient enough way to get the golden refreshment of the gods down your throat fast…
Steam Gift Card
If you’re buying for a PC gamer, you absolutely can’t go wrong with this. The sheer variety of games available on Steam means…
Mount Fuji Tissue Box
You’ve pretty much got to have tissues somewhere in your house or apartment, so they might as well look pretty darned awesome. Stop…
Stanley Hudson Drink Coaster
Who doesn’t love Stanley Hudson and his love for pretzel day. Now you can relive Stanley in all of his glory on this…
Bionik QuickShot Trigger Locks for Xbox One Controllers
Competition online games is fierce so having any advantage could help you. These QuickShot Trigger Locks from Bionik transform your Xbox One controller…
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Glass Moose Mug
Celebrate Christmas like the Griswolds with this charming glass mug! Modeled after the prop from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, it’s perfect for sipping…
Star Wars Blood-Smeared Finn Helmet Pin
Everyone remembers that heart wrenching scene where Finn gets blood smeared on his helmet from The Force Awakens. Now you can wear this…
Tough Portable Coffee Maker
Brew up a K-Cup anywhere with this tough portable coffee maker. With it’s dust and water resistant body it’ll withstand anything you can throw…


