Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Every consider getting a neck tattoo? Well now you can publically show the world what you’re about with this “No Ragrets” temporary tattoo. Any…
Trying to scare your friend with a little bit of honesty? We can’t blame you and this You Have Just Been Poisoned Pint…
The basic Rubik’s cube can be solved in 5 seconds, well if you want a real challenge this 13x13x13 Rubik’s cube will keep…
Relive every second of Joey, Rachel, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica with this print of the FRIENDS apartment floor plan. Everyone remembers the…
In the age of social media tweets are often so quickly forgotten about. Well now you can relive any of your favorite tweets…
Are you a Sriracha lover? Well, this keychain Sriracha bottle is right up your alley! You don’t have to worry about Sriracha-less meals…
Watch our coastline disappear on this temperature sensitive mug. The global warming mug is perfect for a scientist who enjoys a cup of warm coffee in the morning.
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! easily get caught in a trance with this Hypnotoad vinyl figure from Futurama with actual hypnotizing eyes.
Okay Dr. Who fans… Just buy this thing. A great comical piece for all your guests to appreciate and for you to revel…
