Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
One-Way-Mirror Bird Feeder
Enjoy the nature of the outdoors with spectacular clarity using this One-Way-Mirror Bird Feeder. It securely attaches to your window allowing you to…
USB Typewriter
How hip are you? If you own a record player and a vinyl collection I have no clue why this isn’t being displayed…
Hot Dog Pet Bed
Make your little hot dog a comfy boy with this hot dog bed. Mustard not included! You dog or cat will love lounging…
Pizza Puzzle
Finally pizza in the form you’ve been craving, a pizza puzzle! This delicious looking puzzle will have you assembling a slice of pizza.
Lensball: Crystal Ball for Photography
For photographers, the Lensball is a crystal ball for visual magic! Made scratch and bubble free out of the same special K9 crystal…
Electrical Gremlin Keycap
Calling all mechanical keyboard enthusiasts: say hello to your new favorite frenemy, the Electrical Gremlin Keycap! This mischievous keycap sprite has one mission…
Pocket Sand
Who doesn’t remember Rusty Shackleford’s pocket sand from King of the Hill. Dale Gribble always had tricks up his sleeve and his protection from assaulters…
Darth Vadar Cookie Jar
Protect your consumables from weak minded Jedi with this Darth Vadar Cookie Jar. Who would dare challenge the Sith Lord? If the cookies…
Wedge Pillow Headboard
Introducing the Wedge Pillow Headboard, the ultimate bed accessory for reading, scrolling, and…other activities. These big ol’ 3D triangles are made of cotton…
Emoji Slippers
Lighten up your day or night and put a smile on your feet with these amazing Emoji Cartoon Slippers. Let your feet and…


