Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Boo, You Whore Candle
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
Dinosaur Lunch Box
Whether you carry a carnivorous sandwich or just a PB&J they will fit snug in this dinosaur lunch box mouth. Durable and realistic…
Dog Fence Window
Let your pup see the world with this dog fence window! Your dog won’t be going nuts when people walk by since they’ll…
Where’s Waldo Jigsaw Puzzle
You’re bound to find Waldo when assembling this massive 3,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. The 32×45 inch puzzle features hundreds of travelers and of…
Green Tea Oreos
Oreos might be the most amazing cookies on this side of the world, but Japan might have done the impossible and improved on…
Drunk Stoned or Stupid
Looking for a hilarious and revealing party game that will tell you who your real friends are? Look no further than Drunk Stoned…
Personalized Family Christmas Sweaters
Any family will enjoy rocking these custom family Christmas sweaters with their name printed on it. With multiple color styles and sizes there…
Dinosaur Cookie Cutters
Cut yourself into the Jurassic age with these delightful dinosaur cookie cutters. Great for kids who love to be hands on in the…
Satechi Aluminum Type-C Pro Hub
Hook up all of your favorite accessories to your MacBook with this USB C hub by Satechi. With a Thunderbolt 3 port, HDMI…
Chihuahua Taco Holder
Yo quiero taco doge. These adorable chihuahua taco holders can hold 3 of your favorite tacos and do so with style and flare.…


