Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made
P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick…
Kim Jong-un Cat Scratching Post
Does your cat have an issue with North Korea? Do you enjoy having the funniest conversation pieces in your home? Well this Kim…
Blink Mini Indoor Security Camera
Hey Alexa show me my living room! Get alerts on your phone whenever motion is detected in your home with the Blink Mini…
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
Wearable Chairless Seat
Tired of standing all day? Slip into this clever exoskeleton-style seat that wraps around your legs for instant support. Adjustable in five heights…
Wilson Castaway Volleyball
Craving to be a castaway in your backyard? well it’s your turn to be Tom Hanks. After your done saving private Ryan you…
Dwight Schrute The Mask Sequin Pillow
Who could forget when Dwight cut the face off the CPR training dummy in The Office. Relive the iconic scene every day with…
Types Of Pizzas Poster
Feast your eyes on the Types of Pizzas Poster, the ultimate wall art for pizza fanatics looking to graduate to pizza connoisseur status!…
Joe Exotic Father’s Day Card
Who could ever forget the Joe Exotic saga, if your Dad loves Joe he’ll love this card! With “Hope Your Father’s Day is…
Beauty by Earth – Organic Bath Bombs Variety 6pk
Organic, 100% natural, and larger than the leading brand, this Beauty by Earth 6pk bath bomb sampler is the perfect gift for that…


