Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
USA Beer Cap Map
Who doesn’t like to enjoy a beer (or three) every night? Why not collect those bottle caps and put them in this beer…
Waterproof 1500 Lumen Lume Cube Flashlight
Whether you’re hiking in the woods at night or trying out unique photography techniques the Lume Cube is perfect to throw into any…
Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
Hi, I’m Mat Doormat
Hi, I’m Mat… of but of course! A clever doormat that says its name is Mat. Especially great for the home of someone…
Muscle Suit
Finally, you can get ripped without eating right or working out! Flex Muscle Suits offer a variety of totally shredded builds to choose…
Poo-shaped Coffee Mug
Coffee is a beautiful thing. But this hilarious mug is here to make light of its ugly yet awesome truth! There’s no doubt…
Crochet Knight Hat Beanie
Be the hit at any renfest with this crochet knight helmet beanie. Perhaps you just enjoy riding your fixed gear horse around town,…
Pocket Size Foldable White Board
This pocket size white board folds out to a whopping 35” x 15”. Great for high school and college kids, or anyone trying…
Nanoleaf Elements Wood-Like Smart Lighting Panels
The Nanoleaf Elements collections bring a unique wooden touch to your walls that you can control and light up with your smartphone. The…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…


