Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
The basic Rubik’s cube can be solved in 5 seconds, well if you want a real challenge this 13x13x13 Rubik’s cube will keep…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town…
You know sometimes having a trap door at your front door would be convenient for pesky salesmen and your in-laws. This hilarious doormat…
Delight the coffee lover in your life with a personalized tiny coffee mug, the pint-sized cup of joy perfect for those who appreciate…
What gamer doesn’t remember getting to the end of Bowser’s castle and finding out the princess is in another castle! This hilarious doormat…
Say goodbye to buying batteries with Pale Blue Earth’s convenient micro-USB rechargeable batteries! Pale Blue batteries charge 5 times faster than traditional rechargeable…
What pup or cat wouldn’t love having their portrait in a hilarious 80’s style with lasers. With plenty of unique styles this Etsy…
Add a bit of color to your bathroom with this incredibly vibrant rainbow bath mat. This fuzzy mat will make showering or taking…
Enjoy the nature of the outdoors with spectacular clarity using this One-Way-Mirror Bird Feeder. It securely attaches to your window allowing you to…
Add a bit of modern flair to any living room with this very unique and modern LED Chandelier. With it’s very contemporary design…
