Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Strong Portable Door Lock
Hotel rooms and dorm rooms come with only a knob lock! Not cool! Certain rental properties lack doors with deadbolts as well! That…
Melissa & Doug Deluxe Magic Set
This one’s for kids who love being mysterious and equally have an interest in magic. The deluxe magic box comes in an impressive…
Arlo Ultra: 4K Wireless Security Camera
Keeping your home security always gives you peace of mind. With the Arlo Ultra you’ll have ultra high definition 4k footage with HDR…
Tracksuit Tuxedo
Want to look good enough to get married but still be ready to run a marathon (you know, in case you change your…
Amazon Alexa Echo Studio
Bring high quality audio to your home with the Amazon Alexa Echo Studio. This Alexa powered speaker featuring high quality “3D sound” and…
Mophie 3-in-1 Wireless Charger
Charger your iPhone, Apple Watch, and AirPods all on one device with the Mophie 3-in-1 wireless charging pad. With a dedicated spot for…
Game Controller Soaps
After a hard day of gaming on your Xbox your hands are bound to get sweaty. Why not wash them off with an…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Insect Pushpins
Pin your papers to your cork board with just a fly on the wall, these insect pushpins will be sure to make anyone…
Don’t F**k Up The Table Coasters
Let’s be honest, the only reason you have coaster is so that someone doesn’t f**k up your fancy table from Ikea. Tell it…


