Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Portable Nightlight Balls
Light your way to the bathroom at night with these seriously neat portable nightlight balls. Lasting up to 30 minutes these balls will…
Don’t F**k Up The Table Coasters
Let’s be honest, the only reason you have coaster is so that someone doesn’t f**k up your fancy table from Ikea. Tell it…
Transparent Practice Padlock
This transparent padlock is perfect for learning how a padlock functions. Best of all if you have a lock pick it’ll help you…
Snapchat Spectacles v2
Addicted too Snapchat? Step up your videos and photos with the new Snapchat Spectacles v2. The Snapchat Spectacles are a pair of glasses…
Harry Potter Coloring Book
Finally you can color the charcters you imagined while reading the books, you can customize the characters and Hogwarts in your own way,…
You Son of a Bitch I’m In Sticker
Whether it’s for your laptop or water bottle show people that you are IN to Rick and Morty with this “You Son of…
Space Invader Crayons
Invade your creativity with these Space Invader Crayons. Great for the kids and even better for the adult that hasn’t quite grown up…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Prima Unwind CBD Bath Bomb
Looking for a way to unwind after a long day of work or a tough workout? Look no further than the Prima Unwind…
Pug Mask
Whoa is that a chill dog in your house? oh no? just a friend wearing this pug mask. Wear it to the office,…


