Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Say hello to the teeny-tiny sentinel of holiday cheer, the World’s Smallest Elf on the Shelf! This little guy, standing at just over…
Looking for a mug that’s not just for coffee but also doubles as a training tool for climbers? Look no further than the…
Everyone remembers the ghosts that chase you all over Pac-Man. Now any retro gamer can relish the 8-bit era with this Pac-Man ghost…
What gamer doesn’t need more RGB at their desk. The Razer Base Station V2 Chroma is a headphone stand that features an RGB…
Keep your hands busy and your mind relaxed with this handy little fishing reel! Perfect for fidgety folks, this twenty-inch rod comes with…
The art of the practical joke is, sadly, one not practiced nearly enough. Prank your friends, neighbors, and enemies with this decoy alligator…
Tails up for the cats! Hang with the cool cats with this cat tail cactus planter. The cat lover in your life will…
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
A great username is something special, and with these personalized LED signs, a gamer can really make their space their own! Whether they’re…
Why play games when you can be filling your body with liquor. These NES Cartridge flasks are perfect for the geeky in all…
