Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Momofuko Spicy Sauce
If you’ve ever been to NYC you’ve likely heard of Momofuko. With restaurants all over the world at this point Momofuko’s unique flavors…
I’m F**king Magical Coffee Mug
You’re magical, and it’s time the world knows. Kick ass every day when you start it with a cup of joe in this…
Fortnite Jenga
The classic Jenga game with a Fortnite twist. With artwork and characters from Fortnite you use holes in the blocks to have your…
Plant-House Houseplant Treehouse
Give your greenery a little more pizzazz with the Plant-House houseplant treehouse kit! It’s the perfect gift for the plant-lover in your life…
Playful Cartoon Bath Mat
Tired of boring bath mats that are more slip ‘n slide than spa day? This isn’t your grandma’s bath rug (unless she’s super…
TMNT Pajamas
Looking good while you’re asleep is important. Being ready to take down the Foot Clan at a moment’s notice is even more important.…
iPhone Notebook Case
You thought your iPhone case was classy? well think again, the iPhone leather notebook case will add a bit of flare to any…
Star Wars Death Star Fire Pit
Star Wars lovers, brace yourselves… The Death Star is here.. and it’s the fire! Seriously. There’s no other fire pit as bada$$ as…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Light Up Hoodies
Light up the night with this LED light up hoodie. You’ll look like you’re from the future with its unique glowing rim. The…


