Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Microwave Bowl Huggers
When a piping hot bowl comes out of the microwave it’s nearly impossible to hold. Well have no feat the microwave bowl hugger…
Rubik’s Cube Coasters
Give your home that 80’s feel with these very retro Rubik’s Cube Coasters. This set of six plastic coasters will be a fantastic…
Chewbacca Koozie
Anyone who loves Star Wars and beer will love sipping a cold one out of this Chewbacca koozie. After a few beers you’ll…
Wall Hanging Planter Set
Mount plants just about anywhere with these ceramic wall hanging planters. Cacti, succulents or air plants will all look great hanging on your…
Frog Slippers
Hop to it with these frog sandals! Great as pool slippers or just lounging around the house.
Book Clock
Fill your bookshelf with this beautiful clock that someone could easily confuse with your books. An extraordinary gift for any book worm. With 3 fake books includes…
Myard Human Skull Fire Pit Log
Looking to enhance your backyard space with a touch of spookiness? This highly detailed Human Skull Log made by Myard could be that…
Coffee Infused Maple Syrup
Add a coffee kick to your pancakes with this coffee infused maple syrup. Handmade in Brooklyn this maple syrup infused with stumptown coffee is…
Otamatone: The Strange Instrument with a Face
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky…
Bonny Boy Liquor Dispenser
Piss away your liquor with this cheeky liquor dispenser. No matter if it’s whiskey, vodka, or gin it’ll hold all of your favorite…


