Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
For the ultimate baby Batman fan, this will have any kid styling while sitting in the back seat. It also has two spots…
Add a coffee kick to your pancakes with this coffee infused maple syrup. Handmade in Brooklyn this maple syrup infused with stumptown coffee is…
Add a touch of modern to your living room with this burled river coffee table, great for those with expensive tastes. This stunning…
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Add a bit of stranger things to your living room with this Eleven bleeding nose candle. Just light a red candle stick and…
Hey, jerk! Don’t be caught without the perfect comeback again. The Seinfeld Jerkstore t-shirt will let everyone know you’re witty and quick on…
Have you ever felt like your brain will literally melt right out from your eye sockets? Well, these guys will get you. If…
Your newborn will be the hit of the party with this turkey hat. As delicious as a baby looks, add some extra gravy…
Unleash your inner educator with a twist of wicked humor! This “Student Tears” mug is the perfect sidekick for those early morning classes.…
Share the wealth with an Animal Crossing lover with this adorable Bell Bag! They don’t grow on trees, though: they’re made to order,…
