Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Green Army Man Bottle Opener
Need a little assistance with that bottle in your hand? Crack open a cold one with military precision using this nifty little beer…
Damascus Steel Alaska Ulu Knife
Meet your new kitchen sidekick. This Alaskan ulu knife rocks through veggies, meats, and pizza with total ease. Handcrafted with beautiful Damascus steel…
Time Magazine Cover Mirror
Who’s man of the year? you’re man of the year with the Time magazine cover novelty mirror. Made famous by the movie The…
Apple Watch Series 6
The latest Apple Watch is here with an all new blood oxygen sensor. In addition to the new sensor the always-on screen is…
Dr. Who Tardis Doormat
Okay Dr. Who fans… Just buy this thing. A great comical piece for all your guests to appreciate and for you to revel…
Bourbon Barrel Toothpicks
Clean out your teeth with a touch of whiskey, these bourbon barrel toothpicks are handmade from American White Oak Bourbon Barrels including the…
Lighter Watch
When you’re at the club it’s important to be quick on the draw with a lighter. Well now you can have it on…
Superhero Night-Lights
The most stalwart of guardians are here to defend your bedroom with the power of LIGHT! There is a bright spot in the…
Moleskin Beer Journal
A great gift for any beer drinker, this moleskin beer journal will help catalog your drinking adventures. With pages designed for summarizing your…
Game Boy Heat Changing Mug
Does a hot cup of coffee fire you up in the morning the same way firing up Pokemon Red felt 20 years ago?…


