Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Aloha Rainbow Doormat
Greet guests with all colors of the rainbow with this cute Aloha rainbow doormat. This colorful inviting doormat iss ure to add some…
Manly Scented Soap
A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is…
Wyze Cam Outdoor
If you have Wyze cameras you already know they are known for the affordable high quality smart home ecosystem. The latest Wyze camera…
Poo In Progess Sign
Ensure a peaceful, uninterrupted throne time by hanging this humorous “deeply satisfying poo in progress” sign on your bathroom door. Standing at nearly…
GoPro HERO8 Black
GoPro’s latest creation is here with the HERO8 Black. This GoPro packs insane features like its new HyperSmooth 2.0 stabilization and 4K slow-mo…
Meta Quest Pro VR Headset
The Quest Pro brings a high end VR experience to the masses. With incredible optics, full-color mixed reality, and a new slim design…
Friends (TV Show) Coloring Book
This Friends Coloring Book will certainly ‘be there for you.’ Holy crap, this exists. Who needs a hot dose of nostalgia straight to…
Animal Crossing Isabelle Hat
Plant some positivity on your dome with this wholesome headgear! Featuring the fan-favorite Shih Tzu, this officially licensed hat made of 100% cotton…
Wall Mounted Sunglass Organizer
Keep your shades collection sleek and orderly with this wall-mounted sunglass organizer. This space-saving solution offers various size options and comes in four…
Crap Taxidermy Book
The weird side of taxidermy comes out in the crap taxidermy coffee table book. This weird gift is sure to give even the…


