Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Super Mario Piranha Plant Hand Puppet
Have you always wanted to know what it feels like to take a bite out of an Italian plumber? This is probably the…
Space Invader Crayons
Invade your creativity with these Space Invader Crayons. Great for the kids and even better for the adult that hasn’t quite grown up…
Bedol Water Clock
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Bourbon Whiskey Making Bootleg Kit
Why settle for store-bought bourbon when you can make your own with this bootleg kit? It comes with everything you need to feel…
Sony PlayStation 4 VR
Easily the best cost-to-enjoyment ratio of any Virtual Reality system on the market, Playstation VR doesn’t require you to pour thousands of dollars…
Blank Whiteboard Wall Clock
Siri isn’t too good with the whole A.M. / P.M. thing when telling her to set a reminder. Never miss out on a…
Piggyback Rider Harness System
Carry your kid in style with this piggyback rider harness system. Just snap your kid and yourself in and you’ll be carrying your…
Blood Bath Shower Gel
Ever wash yourself down with the blood of the innocent? No? Neither have we, but we are willing to give it a go.…
Bacon Bowl
Why eat out of a bowl you have to clean afterwards? Be resourceful and economic by eating the bowl your food is served…
Actually Curious the Card Game
Get past the small talk and build meaningful connections with literally anyone! These cards FOR humanity are sure to spark interesting questions between…