Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Revenge By Mail PostCards
They say revenge is a dish best served cold… We say it’s a dish best mailed ;) See, nothing f*cks with people more…
Astro Home Monitoring Robot
Meet Astro, your zippy Alexa-powered pal that patrols the house like a pro. Remotely check rooms, snag alerts on unfamiliar faces or sounds,…
Zelda Triforce Lamp
Be reminded of Zelda’s Triforce every night with this Triforce lamp. Link can save the day and you can too illuminating your bedroom.…
Minecraft UNO
What better worlds colliding than Minecraft and UNO. Play a classic game of UNO featuring Minecraft characters and a special Creeper rule card.…
Rick Sanchez 3D Mug
Finally Rick Sanchez in mug form, this three dimensional ceramic mug is the perfect gift for any Rick and Morty fan. If it’s…
Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater
Rock around the Christmas tree in the most daring style with the Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater! This eye-popping sweater is your ticket…
Mike’s Hot Honey
Hot and sweet, the perfect combination, with Mike’s Hot Honey you can spice up any pizza or even salad! Just add a drizzle to…
DJI Air 3: Dual Camera Drone
The DJI Air 3 introduces groundbreaking features that take content creation to new heights. This state-of-the-art drone employs a dual-camera system that includes…
Slim Engagement Ring Case
After finding the right girl, picking the ring, and choosing a location, one of the difficulties of getting engaged is carrying a bulky…
Giant American Flag Pool Float
Bust out your guns and flex for ‘Merica. Let your freedom ring on this American flag inflatable pool raft. Perfect for the Fourth…


