Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
90’s Retro Jazz Mug
Bring the 90’s back in your office and get jiggy with it whenever you go to the break room with this retro solo…
Cat DJ Turntable
Introduce your cat to one of the most popular music genres of the decade: EDM. What better way to get your cat integrated…
The BIG Hot Dog
Ever eat a hot dog and think “hmmm this would be better if it was 40 times bigger?” well the big hot dog…
Razer Kishi Mobile Game Controller
Any mobile gamer knows how annoying touch controls can be. The Razer Kishi brings console level controls to all your mobile games. Best…
Wearable Sleeping Bags
Finally you can wake up after camping and stay in your sleeping bag all day. These wearable sleeping bags are perfect for the…
Sleeping Cat Pillow
Who doesn’t feel relaxed seeing a sleeping cat in the corner. This sleeping cat pillow is a perfect way to add a relaxing…
Boo, You Whore Candle
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
Wooden Tankard Beer Mugs
Feel the spirit of the Viking ancestors flow through you each time you guzzle your golden brew from these wooden tankard beer mugs.…
Playful Cartoon Bath Mat
Tired of boring bath mats that are more slip ‘n slide than spa day? This isn’t your grandma’s bath rug (unless she’s super…
Yellow Submarine Tea Infuser
Finally a fun way to make tea for Beatles fans. Just load this tiny yellow submarine tea infuser with tea and place it…


