Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Panono: Panoramic Ball Camera
Take quick panoramic photos easily with the Panono ball camera. Just throw it into the air and at the highest point it’ll snap…
Unicorn Tears Gin
Add a bit of this mythical spirit to your cocktails made entirely from tears of Unicorns. Real Unicorn Gin includes a glittery finish and…
R2D2 Latex Body Suit
Let’s face it, R2D2 is hot. Those classic lines and sultry beeps and boops are truly something to behold, and even to emulate.…
Hexagon LED Garage Lights
Stop fumbling in the dark and turn your garage into a high-end showroom. These ultra-bright honeycomb lights deliver a crisp 6500K glow that…
LEGO Minions Set
Kids will love building their own Minions with this LEGO Minions kit. This 800+ piece LEGO set has you building 2 Minions that…
Kylo Ren Light-Up Chop Sabers
A short time ago in a dining room not so far, far away…. A family of Star Wars fans used glowing red chop…
The Pickle Rick Game
Are you ready for the board game that comes with a pickle! Any Rick and Morty fan will appreciate the Pickle Rick board…
Nachosaurus Dip and Snack Dish Set
Bring a prehistoric friend to the party with the Nachosaurus dip and snack dish set. Just stuff some Doritos in the back of this Stegosaurus…
Wild Turkey Fixed Blade Tracker Knife
Whether you’re camping or hunting the Wild Turkey fixed blade tracker knife will make a great companion. With an included leather sheath and…
Kim Jong-un Cat Scratching Post
Does your cat have an issue with North Korea? Do you enjoy having the funniest conversation pieces in your home? Well this Kim…


