Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Whisky-Scented Bath Bombs
Indulge in the intoxicating allure of a whisky-infused escape without the buzz using these Whisky-Scented Bath Bombs! Elevate your relaxation game as you…
Star Trek Cats
Captain’s log: we’ve encounter a stunning book full of hand illustrated cats in iconic Star Trek scenes. The Star Trek Cats book features…
Don’t Fear The Meeper Shirt
Fans of the Muppet will love this t-shirt featuring Meeper as a mischievous collector of souls. “Don’t Fear the Meeper” which is a…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Electric Wine Opener
There’s no printable word for the rage induced by trying to opening a bottle of wine only to end up ripping the cork.…
Xbox Wireless Headset
Anyone who games on Xbox will appreciate the official Xbox wireless headset. Designed to be the perfect headset for Xbox gamers this headset…
Momofuko Spicy Sauce
If you’ve ever been to NYC you’ve likely heard of Momofuko. With restaurants all over the world at this point Momofuko’s unique flavors…
11-In-1 Survival Gear Kit
When you’re stuck in a survival situation, you need tools that can do more than just one thing. That’s where the 11-in-1 survival…
Inflatable Glitter Unicorn Pool Float
Make relaxing in the pool a magical experience with this hilarious and adorable unicorn-shaped pool float that sparkles and shines in the sun!…
Undetectable Mouse Jiggler
Is your home office being ruined by over bearing managers monitoring your every move? Well look no further than this undetectable mouse jiggler…


