Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Bottle Opener Fidget Spinner
Finally a way to fidget and drink a few brews. This fidget spinner bottle opener will be able to crack beers on the…
Keurig Kold Carbinated Drink Maker
Keurig exploded the coffee scene and now they have a cold carbonated drink maker. Now you can make Coke, Root beer, Ginger ale…
Bubble Candle
This bubble candle will be a stylish touch to just about any room. Each candle is made out of high-quality soy wax with…
You Had One Job 2020 Day-to-Day Calendar
You had one job! This day to day calendar will have you in stitches with a hilarious photo everyday. Everyone has had a…
Mac and Cheese Cookbook
Good old-fashioned macaroni and cheese is one of the classic comfort foods, and The Mac + Cheese Cookbook helps you breathe new life…
Orange Starburst 1lb Bag
Ever have the desire to consume a large amount of orange flavored candy in a single sitting? How about an entire pound of…
Giant Narwhal Pool Float
Bring the magic of a narwhal to the beach with this cute giant narwhal pool float. Your summer will be a blast at…
Spiderman Kid’s Bed
Only one step away from sleeping in a web is sleeping on a giant Spider-man. One of the most epic Marvel comic book…
Cold Beer Coats
Keep your cold ones cool with these cold beer coats. These unique koozies are designed to prevent condensation, keep your hands warm, plus…
Wrist-Watch Herb Grinder
“Hey man, do you have the time”? “Totally bro, let me check right quick… Dude it’s 4:20.” Stay hella furred by ensuring your…


