Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Cast Iron Hand Ashtray
If you need to put a cigarette out on your hand with dignity, this ash tray is perfect for you. This rustic looking cast iron…
Bitcoin Hardware Wallet
If you’re a geek who is addicted to the latest cryptocurrency trend of Bitcoin and Ethereum you’ll love the Ledger Nano S hardware…
The 6-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen
Arm yourself with the ultimate sidekick for all your daily adventures – the 6-in-1 Multi-Tool Pen! More than just a pen, it’s a…
Friends Couch Dog Bed
Your furry friend can now nap in style on this Friends couch dog bed, designed after the iconic Central Perk sofa! As comfy…
Cleatskins
Nothing is more annoying than tearing up a floor with your cleats on, now you can block your cleats with cleatskins. Just stretch…
Sunglass Chewbacca T-Shirt
Who’s the slick, handsome, smooth-talking scoundrel who flies the Millenium Falcon? Chewbacca, of course! Han Solo’s best buddy can smuggle his way past…
Beer Mug Pool Float
As quaint as it is snuggly comfortable, this pool float designed to uncannily resemble a beer mug will be a great addition for…
Super Mario Odyssey Cappy Hat
Everyone loves Nintendo‘s official mascot Mario. Every geek has been a fan of Mario since the original games, well now Mario is back…
Foldable Clear Kayak
Cruise through the open waters with convenience and ease in this fold-able clear kayak from Clear Blue Hawaii. This Kayak is perfect for…
Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket
Why not represent the true stench of your dirty laundry with this Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket.We all go through periods of rough stench, be…