Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Finally a place to wipe off your self-lacing sneakers. This hilarious Back to the Future Hoverboard doormat is sure to give all visitors…
Impress your dinner guests with the Dangerous Experiments for After Dinner book! Full of 21 daredevil tricks the book features step-by-step instructions. From…
Add a bit of llama fun to cleaning with this llama dusting mitt. The furry exterior of this mitt will collect dirt and…
Google knows more about the internet than we ever will, so why not trust them with your home wifi system. With the Google…
Every Christmas it’s the same ole crap on your lawn…Santa’s fat a$$. Reindeer. Cherubs. A snowman… But not THIS Christmas! Why? Because it’s…
Who hasn’t come across a terrible park job? Seriously does someone really need to take up 3 parking spots with their PT cruiser.…
Look no further for the ultimate survival guide. 100 Deadly Skills is written by a retired Navy SEAL and covers everything from getting…
Ever wonder who was running the show 4,000 years ago? Dive into “The Histomap” (1931), a stunningly colorful and remastered Giclée print that…
Who doesn’t love to get around town quickly. Boosted boards can reach up to 22 mph and travel 7 miles, so you’ll be…
You’re magical, and it’s time the world knows. Kick ass every day when you start it with a cup of joe in this…
