Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Macbook Selfie Stick
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook…
Wyze Cam v3
Wyze is known for their affordable home security cameras and their new v3 Wyze Cam is no exception. Nearly improving on all aspects…
Monopoly Longest Game Ever Edition
If regular Monopoly wasn’t long enough for you this new “Longest Game Ever” edition of Monopoly will push your limits. In this unique…
Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover
Strap into your Millenium Falcon with ultimate pride once you equip your ride with this Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover. You may be inclined…
Gold Bar Door Stop
Add a little class to your place with this gold bar door stop. Perfect for when you invite guests over and want people…
Light Saber Toothbrush
Use the power of the force to clean your teeth and stay hygienic. Get your kids interested in brushing when they can do…
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Endless Meowy Christmas Card
This card plays a meowy Christmas tune on repeat for over 3 hours! Prank your friends with a glitter surprise. Sign it, seal…
Neck Tie Pillow
Snoozin’ in the office just got a little more discrete. Strap up in the morning with your number one choice for ensuring a…
Super Mario Warp Pipe Outlet Cover
Level up your home decor game with this Super Mario Warp Pipe outlet cover! Adding a vibrant, geeky touch to any room, this…


