Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
If your house is the life of the party in the summer this wall-mounted hook and ring game with bottle opener will be…
Who doesn’t love a salty pretzel on a summer day. Well now you can rock a pretzel all summer long with this giant…
Looking to spruce up your living space with some Seinfeld-inspired art? Look no further than this minimalist Elaine poster. This piece captures one…
Never leave the house without your keys, phone, wallet with this doormat. The giant text on this doormat will ensure you remember your…
Feeling homesick? Light up a Fruit Loop Scented Candle and play your favorite Nintendo game. The scent will fill the air for hours.…
Finally, you can get ripped without eating right or working out! Flex Muscle Suits offer a variety of totally shredded builds to choose…
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
Just because you don’t drive a nice car doesn’t mean your kids can’t. Hell, maybe they will even let you take it out…
Remove sulfites and sediment from your bottled wine by aerating wine in the Ullo wine purifier.. The Ullo wine purifier is designed to…
Check out this sweet (and maybe bitter too :D) beer soap from Swag Brewery. With great reviews and several fun selections this will…
