Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Animal Crossing Lanyard
This convenient and warmly colored lanyard, decorated with Animal Crossing’s memorable and diverse cast of villagers, is sure to bring a smile to…
Fiber Optic Hoodie
This hoodie embedded with fiber optic wire is perfect to light up any rave. With over 1/2 a mile of fiber optic wire in…
Foldable Bicycle
If you’re not quite ready for the weird looks you’ll get on the self balancing hoverboard this is all you. It’ll ease you…
Ice Dragon Pool Float
Even though game of thrones is over you can still enjoy dragons for the summer. This Ice Dragon pool float will bring chaos…
Embroidered Maple Leaf Harvest Table Runner
Ready to make your dining room feel instantly autumnal? This isn’t just a runner, it’s a cozy tapestry of fall vibes! Featuring gorgeous,…
Retro Cake Mold
Looking to be the smash hit at this year’s throwback LAN party? Bring in a cake made with this 8-bit cake mold and…
Wrist-Watch Herb Grinder
“Hey man, do you have the time”? “Totally bro, let me check right quick… Dude it’s 4:20.” Stay hella furred by ensuring your…
Amazeballs Mini Bath Bombs
Kids and adults will get a kick out of this unique bath bomb with a toy inside. These fizzy bath bombs will bring…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…


