Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Apple HomePod
For years Alexa and Google have owned the smart speaker space but now you can finally have Siri and Apple Music in your…
Steamy Cat Brush
Pamper your purring pal with the Steamy Cat Brush, the ultimate grooming gadget for a mini spa experience at home. This rechargeable, ergonomic…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…
Pillow with Built-in Speaker
Everyone loves listening to a few songs before bed, make it a better experience with this pillow with a built-in speaker. Headphones can tangle your…
Did You Feed the Dog Device
The Did You Feed the Dog Device is the perfect solution for keeping track of your furry friend’s feeding schedule. With its strong…
Ant Filled Watch
Who would want to tell time when you could watch ants build their colony! With a year supply of ants this ant filled…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Automatic Domino Train Set
Get ready to domino like never before with our Automatic Domino Train Set! This bad boy comes equipped with a direction adjustable train…
Non-Slip Yoga Socks
These yoga socks are an ideal gift for anyone who enjoys yoga, barre, dance, or even pilates. You won’t have to worry about…
Bug Zapper Lightbulb
Get rid of those pesky bugs from your door step with this bug zapper light bulb. No more mosquitoes on your pouch when…


