Nothing tells your b***h “I love you” like a teddy bear telling her she’s “fine” as shit tho. Hand this stuffed bear to your loved one right before making some sweet passionate love and you know she’ll know what’s going down. Don’t just let your bear tell someone you love them but ensure they know they are one of the most beautiful crafted creatures.
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Amazon Prime Membership
Amazon Prime is so useful that you might as well be giving someone an entire year of their life back. For many people…
Super Nintendo Classic
Following the wild popularity of the NES classic that allowed you to play 30 classic Nintendo games is a new SNES classic. You’ll love…
The Pussy Magnet
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips…
Anatomically Correct Swimsuit
Bring a bit of science to the beach with this anatomically correct swimsuit. Perfect for the nerd out there who wants to show…
Heart Anatomy Coasters
Learn all about the human heart with this six piece heart anatomy coaster set with different cross sections of the heart. Just stack them…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Fire Breathing Bowser Action Figure
Reign chaos upon your toy shelf with the imposing fire-breathing Bowser action figure. Standing at a commanding seven inches, this meticulously detailed figure…
R2-D2 Beer Coozy
You’ve never been able to hold R2-D2 like this. He will be your friend, your companion, and most importantly he will keep your…
Anti-Morning Person Coffee Mug
Am I the only one that thinks mornings suck? Birds singing all loud. Sun rising all bright. Alarm clock shrieking like mad. Yeah,…


