Shawty U Fine as Shit Tho Bear

Nothing tells your b***h “I love you” like a teddy bear telling her she’s “fine” as shit tho. Hand this stuffed bear to your loved one right before making some sweet passionate love and you know she’ll know what’s going down. Don’t just let your bear tell someone you love them but ensure they know they are one of the most beautiful crafted creatures.

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$39.95

Feeling sneaking? Hide your stash in the iStash hidden iPhone container, it’s a great alternative to carrying around a wallet. Luckily it looks like…

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If your cat spends any time out in the wild it’s time to level them up with this cat battle armor. Your cat will…

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$600.00