Nothing tells your b***h “I love you” like a teddy bear telling her she’s “fine” as shit tho. Hand this stuffed bear to your loved one right before making some sweet passionate love and you know she’ll know what’s going down. Don’t just let your bear tell someone you love them but ensure they know they are one of the most beautiful crafted creatures.
Beer Can Stein
Let’s be honest. We can pretend that drinking beer out of a can is classy, but we would be lying to ourselves. This…
Wearable Chairless Seat
Tired of standing all day? Slip into this clever exoskeleton-style seat that wraps around your legs for instant support. Adjustable in five heights…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Giant Rainbow Pegboard Shelf
Inject a splash of color and a dose of organization into your space with this giant rainbow pegboard shelf. This lively and versatile…
Rolling Measurement Tool
From carpenters to fashion designers, architects to sewists, anyone working with non-sharp or rolling edges and angles can appreciate this Rolling Measurement Tool.…
Mini USB Paper Shredder
Add a bit of fun and productivity to your work station with this mini USB powered paper shredder. Perfect for when a coworker…
Pwnage StormBreaker Mouse
Unleash unmatched performance in your gaming sessions with the StormBreaker gaming mouse by Pwnage. Crafted from a durable magnesium alloy, this ultra-light mouse…
Oculus Go: VR Without a Phone or Computer
Finally a VR headset for anyone! No need to put your phone in it or have a huge gaming computer to power it.…
Fruit Loop Scented Candle
Feeling homesick? Light up a Fruit Loop Scented Candle and play your favorite Nintendo game. The scent will fill the air for hours.…
Porn for Women of a Certain Age
Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of…


