Shawty U Fine as Shit Tho Bear

Nothing tells your b***h “I love you” like a teddy bear telling her she’s “fine” as shit tho. Hand this stuffed bear to your loved one right before making some sweet passionate love and you know she’ll know what’s going down. Don’t just let your bear tell someone you love them but ensure they know they are one of the most beautiful crafted creatures.

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$34.95

Add fun to any classroom with this tiny metal pencil slingshot. Just attach it to any pencil and you’ll be launching paper balls around…

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$9.99

Bring a little bit of class to the break room with this golden toilet mug. Who can argue with someone drinking their coffee…

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$12.99

Buying an entire paintball gun can be an expensive and cumbersome process. Lucky for us there are throwable paintballs to get your friends…

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$19.99

Recorking wine is always annoying, especially using all of those weird specialized gadgets. Use the century old method of condoms for your wine! These…

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$16.97