Hailing frequencies open! Modeled after The Next Generation’s iconic NCC-1701-D, this novelty Bluetooth speaker features galaxy-class sound quality for music and also includes a bank of built-in sounds from the show, like photon torpedoes and red alert klaxons. It also makes for a great relaxation aid, with a 60-minute loop of the calming, gentle humming of the warp engines to lull you to sleep in the knowledge that you’re being safeguarded by the finest crew in Starfleet.
Star Trek Wines
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to sip a Cardassian Kanar at Quark’s bar? Well now you can find out!…
Star Trek Cats
Captain’s log: we’ve encounter a stunning book full of hand illustrated cats in iconic Star Trek scenes. The Star Trek Cats book features…
Star Trek Klingon Bat’leth Multitool
Glory to you and your house projects! This neat little multitool comes in the shape of the iconic Klingon weapon from Star Trek:…
Borg Longsleeve Shirt
Is there a cooler looking enemy in Star Trek than the Borg? Probably not. And now, you can freak your friends out with…
Star Trek Pajamas
Trek yourself in to bed at night with this comfy Starfleet sleepwear! Available in gold, blue, and red, you can dress for any…
Star Trek Sun Shield
Keep your car cool while keeping your car cool. Any fan of Star Trek will appreciate this Star Trek sun shield. The ultimate…
Star Trek Catan
Test your cunning and diplomatic prowess against your friends in this Trek-inspired version of the classic Settlers of Catan strategy game. Special Character…
Personalized Star Trek Decanter
Star Trek has always been about a brighter future, and now you can toast to that undiscovered country in stellar style with this…
Star Trek Polo Shirts
Whether you’re playing Racquetball against Dr. Bashir, or just want to show off your arms while you karate-chop a Gorn, these Star Trek…
Star Trek Live Long & Prosper T-Shirt
An iconic line, and also just a nice thing to say. You don’t even have to be a Star Trek fan to appreciate…
Star Trek Bluetooth Communicator
Beam me up, Scotty! What, nobody ever said that on the show? Well, nothing is stopping you! This authentically modeled communicator pairs to…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Humane AI Pin
Say hello to the future, pinned right on your tee! The Humane AI Pin isn’t just a flashy brooch; it’s your next-gen buddy…
Xbox One Game Hard Drive
There is no worse feeling for an Xbox gamer than when they buy a new game and their internal hard drive is full.…
The Office Sticker Pack
Show your love of The Office with this epic pack of 50 stickers. With all of the classic lines like “That’s What She…
Blue Yeti Nano Microphone
Having high quality audio at your computer can be extremely useful. Especially with the explosion of growth in podcasting and streaming. The Blue…
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace…
Retro Super Mario WiFi Clock
Power up your desk with this pixel-perfect tribute to the Mushroom Kingdom! This 3D-printed WiFi clock features a vibrant LED matrix display that…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
Battleship USB Hub
A fan of Battleship, a fan of more USB ports? well add 5 more USB ports to your computer with this Battleship USB…
Osmo Nano Magnetic Pocket 4K Action Camera
Meet the Osmo Nano, your tiny sidekick for epic 4K/60fps footage! This pocket cam features a massive 1/1.3″ sensor for brighter, sharper video,…
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand-Sanitizer
We all know that shady guy in the office. We know what he does during his lunch break. Prevent touching the balls of…

