With the Tactical BBQ Apron, you can take on the grill like a true BBQ commando. It has more compartments, clips, and pouches than a real SWAT vest, and it has an adjustable MOLLE system so it can fit anyone. Prepare for the worst and grill until the last burger is gone.
Silicone Bottletop BBQ Baster
The Silicone Bottletop BBQ Baster will add a new dimension to your grilling experience. Right from the bottle, baste your meats and vegetables…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Windproof Foldable Camping Stove
Ever finding yourself wanting the ability to summon flames? “Man, I have these two beautiful steaks with me, but nothing to cook them.”…
Slash & Serve Meat Claws
Have you ever wanted to unleash the fury of a half-man half-beast hybrid? Do you look down at your pathetic human hands and…
Indoor Grill
Yes you can still be a grill master when the summer ends. Start grilling those steaks and vegetables inside your house with the…
Machete Spatula
Believe it or not the coolest part of this spatula isn’t that it’s shaped like a machete, it’s that it’s shaped like a…
Pig Bacon Grill Press
Make your bacon in style with this incredible pig grill press. No one has time to wait for bacon and this will easily…
Light Saber BBQ Tongs
Use the power of the force to flip those juicy burgers and chicken. Be the master of your domain with these Star Wars…
Canned Dragon Meat
Have you ever sunk your teeth into a fresh flank of phenomenally charred dragon? Of course you haven’t, but that doesn’t mean you…
TGX Tactical BBQ Fork
Never incorrectly stab your meat again with this tactical bbq fork. Designed to ensure precision poking, flipping, prodding, and gripping. Your dogs have…
Light Up SOG Tactical Knife
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical…
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Freeze Dried Watermelon
Make snack time a fruity affair with these freeze-dried watermelon slices. Each pack brims with organically sourced watermelon, masterfully dehydrated and sliced thin…
Llama Dusting Mitt
Add a bit of llama fun to cleaning with this llama dusting mitt. The furry exterior of this mitt will collect dirt and…
Asshole Repellent
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
Star Wars Holiday Sweaters
Celebrate the holidays in a galaxy far far away with these awesome Star Wars holiday sweaters. Bring the dark side to any ugly…
Troll Planters
Trolls are known for luck, and this is your lucky day. You can now purchase the Plantroll (Original Ace Troll Doll With Air…
Kim Jong-un Cat Scratching Post
Does your cat have an issue with North Korea? Do you enjoy having the funniest conversation pieces in your home? Well this Kim…
Serenity Now! Button
Feeling angry? Frustrated? Serenity now! Let the iconic Frank Costanza bring you some calm with this easy-to-use button. Just press it and listen…
Realistic Beer Mug Pool Float
Everyone will want to chug down this giant realistic beer mug pool float. This massive pool float that looks like a mug of…
Star Wars Self Stirring Mug
Use the force and stir up any delicious drinks in this Star Wars self stirring mug. Mix up hot cocoa or even coffee…