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How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Star Wars Kama Sutra
So you’re probably a Star Wars fan, but do you REALLY like Star Wars? If you do then this book is absolutely for…
The Millennium Falcon Owner’s Manual
Don’t feel bad if you can’t blast off into hyperspace at the turn of a hat, they made this manual for a reason.…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Fire Truck Hot Sauce Sampler
Bring the heat to the hot saucer lover in your life with this unique fire truck hot sauce sampler. Included are 6 unique…
Anker Powerhouse: Portable Battery
Everyone knows how important it is to have a battery for your phone or even laptop and the Anker Powerhouse will keep you…
I Love Tits Bird Mug
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…
Freezable Gel Shot Glasses
Get the party started with some chill shots. These little freezable gel shot glasses are a quick and convenient way to chill your…
Metal Gear Solid Special Forces Patches
Whether it’s Foxhound, Diamond Dogs, or the original FOX unit, Big Boss and Solid Snake have belonged to some of the most iconic…
Mystery Box
Firebox is notorious for having some creative, unique, and interesting items. They have outdone themselves this time with this Mystery Box. We have…
Shark Encounter Wall Projector
Enter the wild ocean and experience the great deep blue in your own bedroom! Lifelike and well detailed, this shark projection device will…
Zombie Bookends
These zombies know exactly how to get the juiciest, plumpest brain out there; hang out near books. These hilarious and trendy Mustard Zombie…
American Flag Cape
Everybody wants to show their patriotism at parties and with this American Flag Cape you’ll bleed red white and blue. Perhaps you need to…