If you’ve been concerned with what might kill you, they have a book for it!
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Star Wars Kama Sutra
So you’re probably a Star Wars fan, but do you REALLY like Star Wars? If you do then this book is absolutely for…
The Millennium Falcon Owner’s Manual
Don’t feel bad if you can’t blast off into hyperspace at the turn of a hat, they made this manual for a reason.…
Porn for Women of a Certain Age
Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of…
Steam Deck Handheld Console
A powerful PC gaming rig right in your hands. The Steam Deck by Valve features your steam library on the go. The front…
Ope! A Guide to Midwestern Conversation
Ever wonder what ‘ope’ really means? Or the difference between ‘a couple-two-three’ things? This hilarious, illustrated guide decodes the charmingly indirect language of…
Hot Dog Toaster
For the maximum lazy, and the maximum efficient, the hot dog toaster can quickly toast your buns and dogs at the same time.
Spikeball 3 Ball Kit
Spikeball is a fun and highly competitive game, and I bet that your boy will love to have a kit of his own.…
Harry Potter Sorting Hat Tree Decoration
Transform your Christmas tree into a Hogwarts spectacle with the Harry Potter Sorting Hat Tree Decoration! This isn’t your typical bauble – it…
Pajama Suit
If you’ve ever wanted to be Barney Stinson from How I met your Mother, the pajama suit is for you. This classy suit…
Light Up SOG Tactical Knife
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical…
Keys Phone Wallet Doormat
Never leave the house without your keys, phone, wallet with this doormat. The giant text on this doormat will ensure you remember your…
Razer Reusable Straw
Razer has always been synonymous with quality, and we’ve never seen them make a product that sucks until now. Fortunately, it’s supposed to!…

