There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
LEGO Minions Set
Kids will love building their own Minions with this LEGO Minions kit. This 800+ piece LEGO set has you building 2 Minions that…
Streetwise Pain Pen
Ever wish your pen could do more than just doodle? Meet the Streetwise Pain Pen. It looks like a normal writing tool but…
Elgato Facecam Webcam
Enjoy crisp 1080p footage with the Elgato Facecam. Whether it’s streaming for for a Zoom call the Eglato Facecam will make you look…
Glow Stick Rim Party Cups
Bring on the party with these awesome glow stick disposable cups. Whether it’s for a birthday or a rave these vibrant cups will…
Thor’s Hammer Water Bottle
Hydrate like Thor with this 1.7-liter water bottle shaped like Thor’s hammer! You’ll be extremely hydrated with this XXL water bottle designed for…
The Neck Hammock
Relax with the neck hammock, this tiny hammock for your head is designed to attach to any door and relieve any neck or…
Black Raven Table Lamp
From your desk to a reading room this black raven table lamp will make fans of Edgar Allan Poe go wild. This ominous…
Massive Telephoto Zoom Lens
You don’t have to be an astronaut to photograph moon craters. And you don’t have to get close to a lion to capture…
Tactical BBQ Apron
With the Tactical BBQ Apron, you can take on the grill like a true BBQ commando. It has more compartments, clips, and pouches…
Bacon Clothesline
If bacon is your vice this bacon clothesline will make the perfect addition to your kitchen. Designed to get the grease off your…

