There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Cat Paw Oven Mitts
Cat lovers will want to get their mitts on these cat paw oven mitts. These catastic oven mitts will do a great job…
Duckey Keycaps
Quack up your typing game with Duckeys, the adorable keycap charms for your keyboard! Swap out that plain old keycap for a Duckey…
Garmin inReach Mini 3 Plus Global Satellite Messenger
Lost your cell signal? No sweat! The inReach Mini 3 Plus turns off-grid adventures into connectivity hotspots. This rugged little powerhouse lets you…
Ultra Thin Wallet
Quit carrying a massive wallet that weighs down your pants. At just 0.2 inches thick you’ll never know you’re even carrying this wallet. The…
Domo Toaster
Wish you could be eating Domo toast during breakfast? well now you easily can with the domo toaster. Leaving an impression on your…
Star Trek Catan
Test your cunning and diplomatic prowess against your friends in this Trek-inspired version of the classic Settlers of Catan strategy game. Special Character…
Game of Thrones Sword Letter Opener
Slice through the letters and armor like a true champion of war with this Game of Thrones letter opener. Engage in combat and…
Bob Ross Lego Set
Everyone loves the hippie paint icon Bob Ross, who hasn’t enjoyed a few hours of Bob Ross painting bushes on his TV show.…
AXIS Gear: Smart Motorized Shades Controller
Save money on your heating bill by automating your home’s blinds. With the AXIS gear you can turn your blinds into smart blinds,…
Student Tears Mug
Unleash your inner educator with a twist of wicked humor! This “Student Tears” mug is the perfect sidekick for those early morning classes.…

