There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Fire Breathing Dragon Table Lamp
Bring the power and might of a fire breathing dragon to your bedside with this epic dragon table lamp. This incredible lamp has…
Solar Fire Starter
Unleash the power of the sun with the Solar Fire Starter, your pocket-sized partner for igniting blazes with ease. Harness the sun’s rays…
Magical Unicorn Hood
Be accepted with the unicorns while wearing the magicorn unicorn hood. Great for a night out at a rave or just a house party…
Bulbasaur Planter
Everybody needs a little Pokemon flair in their garden and this ceramic Bulbasaur planter is the perfect grass creature to do so. Just…
Eat. Sleep. Game. Mug
You know the life, and the life ain’t easy. Well, unless you’re playing on easy. The three best activities known to humanity, listed…
Territory Foods Gift Card
Looking after your diet is a lot of work, and while the fitness and health benefits of proper eating are undeniable, the time…
Tablet Pool Float
They say most electronic devices are water resistant these days. Well, this funny pool float will one-up even the toughest competitors because it…
iPhone Fan
Finally your iPhone can keep you cool with this fan that goes in the bottom of your iPhone.
Heated Car Seat Covers
Is it winter? Heated Car Seat Covers are the answer to your cold-weather woes. Your butt and back will be thanking you for…
Slash & Serve Meat Claws
Have you ever wanted to unleash the fury of a half-man half-beast hybrid? Do you look down at your pathetic human hands and…

