There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Batarang Letter Opener
Open mail in style with this Batarang letter opener. You’ll be slicing through all your mail in Batman fashion. A COLLECTOR’S ITEM –…
Poop Soap
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a…
Astro Home Monitoring Robot
Meet Astro, your zippy Alexa-powered pal that patrols the house like a pro. Remotely check rooms, snag alerts on unfamiliar faces or sounds,…
Steam Deck Handheld Console
A powerful PC gaming rig right in your hands. The Steam Deck by Valve features your steam library on the go. The front…
Fiber Optic Hoodie
This hoodie embedded with fiber optic wire is perfect to light up any rave. With over 1/2 a mile of fiber optic wire in…
52 Lists for Happiness
Increase your happiness this year by filling in mindful lists of positivity. 52 Lists for Happiness is sure to cheer up anyone with…
Artificial Vine Lights
Brighten up your room with these artificial vine lights. Perfect for a moody bedroom or just to lighten up your living room. The…
Pizza Puzzle
Finally pizza in the form you’ve been craving, a pizza puzzle! This delicious looking puzzle will have you assembling a slice of pizza.
Wooden Rubber Band Guns
Shooting rubber bands at your friends is a staple of anyone’s childhood. Well now you can pass down the tradition to your kids…
Stained Glass Cat
Any cat lover will appreciate this cute stained glass cat. When the sun hit’s it right you’ll be greeted with a cute rainbow…

