There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
34-Piece Lock Pick Set
Unlock life’s mysteries, or at least your storage unit, with this 34-piece lock pick set! Become a master of unlocking with pro-grade stainless…
Welcome to Scranton Unofficial Coloring Book
Bored at work? Skip the spreadsheet and channel your inner Pam Beesly! This unofficial coloring book features 20 intricate, hand-drawn illustrations inspired by…
Yellow Submarine Tea Infuser
Finally a fun way to make tea for Beatles fans. Just load this tiny yellow submarine tea infuser with tea and place it…
Squid Game Invitation Cards
Fans of the wildly popular series Squid Game will love handing out these Squid Game invite cards. Handmade in Texas these cards feature…
Star Trek Pajamas
Trek yourself in to bed at night with this comfy Starfleet sleepwear! Available in gold, blue, and red, you can dress for any…
Steamy Cat Brush
Pamper your purring pal with the Steamy Cat Brush, the ultimate grooming gadget for a mini spa experience at home. This rechargeable, ergonomic…
Xbox Wireless Headset
Anyone who games on Xbox will appreciate the official Xbox wireless headset. Designed to be the perfect headset for Xbox gamers this headset…
Star Wars Face Masks
Now safety and style meet with these cool face masks printed with iconic Star Wars characters! Turns out that the reason that galaxy…
Garden Tool Handle Knee Pads
Make gardening sessions a breeze with these Garden Tool Handle Knee Pads. These knee pads have soft foam that makes them very comfortable…
Mini Quadcopter
We can’t get enough of quadcopters, with their 4 propellers of fury and frantic movements. Well now you can have one in the…

