There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Orange Starburst 1lb Bag
Ever have the desire to consume a large amount of orange flavored candy in a single sitting? How about an entire pound of…
DJI Mini 2
DJI has brought one of the most affordable drones to the market with their DJI Mini series and they have one-upped themselves with…
Etched Skyline Wine Glass
These etched skyline wine glasses make a great gift for the the wine lover in your life who lives in a major city.…
Inkless Pen
Nothing is worse than having to keep ink in or pen, or having to sharpen your pencil. With the Beta Inkless Pen by Jac…
Manduka PRO Yoga Mat
Get ready to impress your favorite yogi with the Manduka PRO Yoga Mat. It’s so thick and comfortable, you’ll feel like you’re levitating…
Giant Googly Eyes
Add a little humor to just about anything with these giant googly eyes. Boring toilet? put them on the top for a laugh daily.…
Steampunk USB Drive
If you’re a fan of steampunk this 8GB USB drive is for you. The light up vacuum tube adds an industrial flare to…
Rainbow Sprinkler
Bring a bit of colorful fun to your yard with this giant inflatable rainbow sprinkler. At 5.5 feet tall kids and adults will…
Storm Trooper and Darth Vader Salt and Pepper Shakers
Saber the flavor with these Star Wars themed Storm Trooper and Darth Vader Salt and Pepper Shakers. You’ll be able to show any visitors…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…

