There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Donald Trump Chia Pet
What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a…
Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar
Unleash thy fury (with wit!) using the Shakespearean Insults Daily Calendar. Each day arms thee with a clever barb from the Bard himself—perfect…
Kim Jong-un Cat Scratching Post
Does your cat have an issue with North Korea? Do you enjoy having the funniest conversation pieces in your home? Well this Kim…
Hoppy Beer Soap
Beer lovers will love bathing in this hoppy IPA bar of soap. Made in the US with real beer these hoppy beer soap…
Arlo Pro 3 Home Security Camera
Arlo has released their latest pro security camera with 2k video recording and HDR video. This will give you unparalleled image quality for…
Boba Life Hat
You didn’t choose the Boba life, the Boba life chose you! And you can show it proudly with this adorable 100% cotton hat!…
AI Generated Cat Portraits
Of course any cat lover would train an AI model to create portraits of them! ProfilePicture.ai allows you to generate portraits of your…
You Have Just Been Poisoned Pint Glass
Trying to scare your friend with a little bit of honesty? We can’t blame you and this You Have Just Been Poisoned Pint…
Superhero Night-Lights
The most stalwart of guardians are here to defend your bedroom with the power of LIGHT! There is a bright spot in the…
Water Proof Socks
So there I was… deep in the jungles of Brazil with only a canteen of water and half a pack of Melba toast rounds.…

