There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Tough Ultralight Survival Tent
Roughin’ it has never been so easy with this NASA inspired survival tent. The “Don’t Die in the Woods” tent pack is the…
ZenPod: Fidget Spinner AirPods Case
Leather is cool. Technology is cool. Spinning things around is cool. But combining all three? That’s amazing. That’s how you get The Matrix,…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Apple M2 Max MacBook Pro
The new MacBook Pro is the ultimate creative machine, leaving its competition in the dust. With a choice of either the M2 Pro…
KingCamp Double Flannel Sleeping Bag
No more fighting for space! This queen-sized sleeping bag is your personal cuddle puddle for the great outdoors. Lined with soft flannel and…
Levitating Cloud Lamp
Adding this magnetically levitating ambient Cloud Lamp is sure to give any living room a designer touch. The cloud’s built in lighting and…
Intex Floating Cooler
Stay cool in your pool with this Floating Pool Cooler by Intex. If it is hot out that is OK. Primarily because you…
Crap Taxidermy Book
The weird side of taxidermy comes out in the crap taxidermy coffee table book. This weird gift is sure to give even the…
Pixel Keychain Light
We all may have flashlights on our phones nowadays but the convenience of having a light on your keychain. With 25 lumens the Pixel…

