There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Personalized Face Ugly Christmas Sweater
Nothing brightens up an ugly Christmas sweater quite like the face of you or someone you love! With the option to add anywhere…
Yolk Fish Egg Separator
Tired of getting your hands messy when you want just the whites or the yolks? Love fish? Great… check out this nifty little…
NERF Sniper Rifle
Prepare for all-out war! This awesome dual threat blaster has the best of both worlds… Its bolt action canon and slide-action sprayer can…
Color Me Vintage: A Coloring Book for Adults
Why should small children have all the fun? Color Me Vintage is an adult coloring book, full of 49 images ready to be…
Wyze Cam Pan: Smart Home Camera
Whether you want to monitor your home for security or just to watch your dog while you’re at work the Wyze Cam Pan…
Solar System Crystal Ball
Hold the entire solar system in your hand with this solar system crystal ball. Great for a student, astronomer, or anyone who just loves…
Jack Bust Bank
Everyone’s favorite christmas character Jack Skellington is now available in piggy bank form! This sharply dressed piggy bank is a great way for…
Light Up Umbrella
Light up a rainy day with this super awesome light up umbrella. With a light directly under the top of the umbrella this…
TMNT Christmas Sweater
There’s no better way to spend the holidays than with your favorite Ninja Turtles gang. Grab a slice of pizza at an ugly…
Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…