There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Unicorn Lamp
Two Words: Brilliant Majesty. This splendid unicorn lamp will be the shining star in your room or office. It’s hand crafted and carries…
Time Magazine Cover Mirror
Who’s man of the year? you’re man of the year with the Time magazine cover novelty mirror. Made famous by the movie The…
Keychain Touch Tool: open doors & press buttons without touching them
Avoiding germs is now a full-time job in the current state of our world. Peel has introduced this convenient keychain tool so you…
Metal Gear Solid Special Forces Patches
Whether it’s Foxhound, Diamond Dogs, or the original FOX unit, Big Boss and Solid Snake have belonged to some of the most iconic…
Dad Jokes Book
Whether you need a gift for a new dad or your dad just about anyone will appreciate this book full of dad jokes.…
Gold Lego Bricks
The one piece missing from your Lego collection is 24 karat gold bricks. Compatible with all other Lego pieces this set of 8…
Mexican Wrestler Bottle Opener
Open your next beer with a head lock with this Luchador bottle opener. No need to dress up with this mexican wrestler bottle opener…
Pillow with Built-in Speaker
Everyone loves listening to a few songs before bed, make it a better experience with this pillow with a built-in speaker. Headphones can tangle your…
How to Count to 100,000
Embark on a numerical odyssey with ‘How to Count to 100,000’, the coffee table book that’s as intriguing as it is deceptive. At…
F’ing Mood Spinner Pin
Express yourself with the F’ing mood spinner pin, perfect for those moments when words just aren’t enough. Crafted from durable metal and vibrant…

