There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
TimeFlip2: Interactive Time Tracker
TimeFlip2 is the world’s first interactive time tracker. It features embedded LED, pomodoro timer and tap-on function. TimeFlip2 is the evolution of TimeFlip…
Handheld Super Mario Bros
Celebrate 35 years of the most influential game in history with this special commemorative Game and Watch! With the original Super Mario Bros.…
Slothzilla Shower Curtain
Every time you walk into your bathroom will be an opportunity to stand with mouth agape at the glory and vastness of Slothzilla.…
iCufflinks
Be king of the nerds with these very unique cufflinks that light up. The iCufflinks have power lights on them that slowly glow…
Star Trek Live Long & Prosper T-Shirt
An iconic line, and also just a nice thing to say. You don’t even have to be a Star Trek fan to appreciate…
Concrete Brutalist Chess Set
Fans of Brutalism and chess will just die over this concrete Brutalist chess set. Handmade with 16 natural grey concrete pieces and 16…
Willie Egg Fryer
Do you like eggs? Are you a big fan of phallic shaped things? Two yolks and a shaft of egg whites make for…
Elgato Key Light: Lights for Streamers
If you’ve ever streamed on Twitch or Youtube you know how important lighting and image quality can be. The Elgato Key Light aims…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Bluetooth Speaker
Hailing frequencies open! Modeled after The Next Generation’s iconic NCC-1701-D, this novelty Bluetooth speaker features galaxy-class sound quality for music and also includes…
Tiny Little Hands
Take your first step on the way to vine stardom with these miniature baby hands, any regular activity instantly becomes hilarious when done…

