There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Darth Vader Ugly Christmas Sweater
I find your lack of cheer disturbing! This hilarious sweater features one of Darth Vader’s iconic lines with a holiday twist. Perfect for…
Lego R2D2
This one foot tall R2D2 Lego figure from Star Wars is something even Luke Skywalker would want in his hut. With realistic panels…
Christmas Lights you Can Control with an App
Everything is smart these days from fridges to bikes, well now you can buy smart Christmas lights. These app controlled lights allow you…
The Official Seinfeld Cookbook
Hungry for some classic Seinfeld dishes like Elaine’s muffin tops, Jerry’s cereal, or Kramer’s stolen marble rye? Look no further than The Official…
Stretch The Truth Trump
Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over…
VW T1 Camper Pet Carrier
Not only humans can appreciate fine German engineering. Offer your favorite feline, or young pupper a chance to ride in style as you…
Jabba The Hutt Coffee Mug
If you’re focuses on taking down the Empire you will enjoying sipping a hot coffee or even soup out of this XXL Jabba…
Giant Inflatable Balloons
Balloons always add something special to a party and kids love them. You’ll have everyone talking by adding these giant 48 Inch latex balloons…
Spider-Man Kite
NOT QUITE BATMAN. Zip through the air like a superhero with this Spider-Man Kite. Townsfolk and city dwells alike will peer out their…
Library Scented Soy Candle
Add the classic vintage book smell to your reading nook at home with this soy wax candle that features scents of mahogany, oak,…

