There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Poop Soap
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a…
Tiger King Coloring Book
Live out all of your Joe Exotic fantasies wiith this Tiger King coloring book. Stuffed with 42 unique Tiger King coloring pages and…
Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade
This Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade is a replica of the one used in the game series. Unfortunately it can’t be used to defend…
Modular Smart Lighting Panels
Add some unique lighting to any room with the Nanoleaf smart lighting panels. Choose from over 16 million colors or simple soft white…
Skull And Spine Beer Bong
Take the halloween festivities to the next level with this hilariously spooky skull and spine beer bong. Just pour some natty light into…
Retro Cake Mold
Looking to be the smash hit at this year’s throwback LAN party? Bring in a cake made with this 8-bit cake mold and…
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Tiny Knife That Fits in Collar, Phone Case, or Wallet
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one…
Tentacle Doorstop
There’s nothing nicer to guests than greeting them with tentacle when they enter a door in your home, with this door stop any octopus should…
YETI Rambler Insulated Tumbler
Who doesn’t love a big insulated cup of coffee on a cold day. Maybe soda is more of your thing, just full this…

