There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Edison Table Lamp
Add some retro charm to your decor with this Edison table lamp. The oversized 500-lumen bulb stands at a towering 18 inches tall…
Jabba The Hutt Coffee Mug
If you’re focuses on taking down the Empire you will enjoying sipping a hot coffee or even soup out of this XXL Jabba…
Stove Top Pizza Oven
Tired of over priced low quality pizza? The same horrible pizza every mass chain in America seems to provide? Step your pizza game…
Baby Yoda Doll
Everyone loves Baby Yoda from the Mandalorian on Disney+. While there isn’t any official Baby Yoda swag yet you can get the next…
Lily Drone that Auto Follows You
Have you ever wanted to film yourself doing something awesome but were without the resources to do so? Namely friends? Now you have…
Logitech Wireless Gaming Mouse Charging Pad
The best thing about a wireless gaming mouse is that you never have to be hindered by cord drag, but that comes at…
Transparent Practice Padlock
This transparent padlock is perfect for learning how a padlock functions. Best of all if you have a lock pick it’ll help you…
USA Beer Cap Map
Who doesn’t like to enjoy a beer (or three) every night? Why not collect those bottle caps and put them in this beer…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
The Keyboard Waffle Iron
Why serve boring old waffles when you can have a geeky keyboard shaped waffle. Just bring throw the keyboard waffle iron on a…

