There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Video Game Rage Candle
Peace, serenity, and oneness with all beings. These are the things we all associate with online gaming. Or at least, they will be…
Intex Inflat-A-Bull
You’ve been waiting your entire life for this moment. You’ve spent years training with high intensity; spent hours watching footage of these majestic…
Water Cannon Turret
In the world of super soaker every kid’s dream was to have a squirt gun hooked up to the hose for unlimited firepower.…
AK47 Bullets Ice Cube Tray
Unleash a storm of bullets upon your drink with the ice cubes in the shape of AK47 bullets, best served the same way…
Bionik QuickShot Trigger Locks for Xbox One Controllers
Competition online games is fierce so having any advantage could help you. These QuickShot Trigger Locks from Bionik transform your Xbox One controller…
iPhone Fidget Spinner Case
Protect your phone and calm your nerves at the same time! Built for iPhone 6 and 7 models, this case cover comes with…
Pac-Man Suit
Make an entrance at the next wedding you attend with some retro gamer flare with this Pac Man suit. Truly one of the…
Thor’s Hammer Water Bottle
Hydrate like Thor with this 1.7-liter water bottle shaped like Thor’s hammer! You’ll be extremely hydrated with this XXL water bottle designed for…
Rick and Morty Socks
Get your feet Schwifty with these cool Rick and Morty socks. Snuggle up on the couch and keep your feet toasty while watching…
Star Trek Spock with Ears Crew Socks
Spock himself might not see the logic in it, but he would undoubtedly find them…fascinating. The ears are what really complete the picture,…

