There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Inception Totem
Control time and control your destiny… or just have fun and watch this little guy spin in circles infinitely. Will it ever stop?…
“It Is Your Birthday” Card
Every fan of the Office remembers when Dwight and Jim threw Kelly a surprise birthday. This birthday card with “It Is Your Birthday”…
Dark Playing Cards
Not your grandmother’s deck of cards! The crisp, high quality, and sleek design of Ellusionist Bicycle Shadow Masters playing cards are made specifically…
Pajama Suit
If you’ve ever wanted to be Barney Stinson from How I met your Mother, the pajama suit is for you. This classy suit…
Mexican Wrestler Bottle Opener
Open your next beer with a head lock with this Luchador bottle opener. No need to dress up with this mexican wrestler bottle opener…
Pug Mug
Love your pug? well then there’s no better way to show appreciation for your pug than by sipping morning coffee out of a…
Personalized Star Trek Decanter
Star Trek has always been about a brighter future, and now you can toast to that undiscovered country in stellar style with this…
Nanoleaf: Square Light Changing Panels
Add a splash of color to any room with the Nanoleaf Canvas starter kit. Nanoleaf offers a range of light changing color panels…
Playstation Paladone Icons Heat Changing Mug
Get your game on with the PlayStation Paladone Icons Heat Changing Mug! This 295ml mug features a design inspired by the original PlayStation…
Xbox Series S Toaster
Power up your breakfast routine with the Xbox Series S Toaster, the ultimate carb-loading companion for gamers. Sleek in its black and white…

