There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Cowboy Cat LED Neon Bar Sign
The Cowboy Cat LED Neon Bar Sign is the perfect addition to any cat-loving, Wild West enthusiast’s home decor. This chubby cowboy cat…
Knork: Glossy Forks Designed to Cut Meat Without Being Sharp
Who needs a spork! The Knork combines the convenance of a fork and the cutting power of a knife, all without being too…
Gun .50 Cal Bullet Folding Knife
It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references…
Apple Wireless Charging Case for AirPods
A small and lightweight option for charging your AirPods that keeps them protected when not in use. Features a small LED indicator to…
Samurai Sword Keychain Knife
Ever dream of being a Japanese Samurai? well now that dream can become a reality with the Pocket Samurai. This tiny samurai sword…
How Not to Be Helpful: An Illustrated Guide for Thoughtless Adults
How Not to Be Helpful is the hilarious guidebook for the sane and confused. Do people around you make zero sense? Do you…
Industrial Edison Lamp
Add a bit of rustic charm to your living room or even office with this industrial looking Edison lamp. This distinct looking lamp…
HyperX Cloud Stinger Gaming Headset
One of the sturdiest gaming headsets available, the HyperX Cloud Stinger brings durable design and luxury to your play sessions, no matter what…
Luminoodle TV Backlight
Protect yourself from eye fatigue by adding these USB-powered LED backlights to your TV setup! Applying these to the back of your TV…
Dumbbell Beer Glass
Why lift a 25 pound weight when you can chug a 25 ounce glass of frothy deliciousness! This dumbbell shaped beer glass is…