There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Skull Metal Claws
This is as close you will come to becoming Wolverine in the next 10 years. These fantastic 11 1/2 inch metal claws with deadly…
Coconut Opening Kit
Opening a coconut can be a pain. Especially if you love coconut water and coconut meat. This coconut opening kit includes all the…
Heart Shaped Tea Cups
Share a glass of romantic tea in the mornings with your loved one using these clear heart shaped tea cups. Great for longing for each…
Light Up Beard Ornaments
Deck the halls and beards this holiday! These hilarious light up Christmas ornaments hang from your beard and come in festive colors like…
Nanoleaf: Sound Reactive Light Panels
The latest light panels from Nanoleaf react to sound for ambiance in any space. Plus if you’re a gamer you can sync it with…
Plant-House Houseplant Treehouse
Give your greenery a little more pizzazz with the Plant-House houseplant treehouse kit! It’s the perfect gift for the plant-lover in your life…
Nomad Rugged Leather Case for Apple AirPods Pro
Keep your AirPods Pro safe with this rugged leather case made from vegetable-tanned Horween leather. This premium looking AirPods case will not only…
Verified Stickers
Verify anything for $8 with dbrand’s new special edition verification kit. This sticker pack is sure to get a laugh from anyone who…
Reserved Beach Towel
Only important people have their own reserved beach towel. Get yours today and feel like a dignitary. Reserved Beach Towels are soft and…
Back to The Future Hover Board Doormat
Finally a place to wipe off your self-lacing sneakers. This hilarious Back to the Future Hoverboard doormat is sure to give all visitors…