There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Chemist’s Cocktail Kit
Who said drinking wasn’t scientific? Mix up a potion and throw it back! Science is always a great excuse to get drunk and…
Chewie Star Wars Hoodie
Have you ever wanted to rip someone’s arm out because you lost a game? Do you like to speak in a variety of…
34-Piece Lock Pick Set
Unlock life’s mysteries, or at least your storage unit, with this 34-piece lock pick set! Become a master of unlocking with pro-grade stainless…
LEGO Star Wars Yoda’s Starfighter
Add this amazing building kit to your boy’s Star Wars collection and watch him take his adventure to a whole new level. The…
Yoga Joes
Keep the peace with this collection of Yoga Joes action figures. These green army men aren’t carrying weapons but enjoying Yoga. With classic…
Ultimate Undetectable Earpiece
Feeling like James Bond? Then you’ll love the Ultimate Undetectable Earpiece. This tiny gadget, designed for your inner spy, syncs with your Apple…
Clue: The Office Edition
Fans of the Office will lose their mind at this Office edition of the classic board game Clue. Relive classic shenanigans Dwight and…
Bald Eagle Mask with Talons
Show your true American heritage by becoming a bald eagle with talons. This set of mask and gloves will instantly transform you into…
Cat Hammock Wall Activity Center
Have mischievous kittens at home? give them a new toy to jump around on with this cat wall hammock activity center. For the house cats…
Honeycomb Shelves
Building a unique office or room in the house? These honeycomb shelves will make a very uncommon mark on just about any room. Showing…

