There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Dog Poetry Book
What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever…
Darth Vader Ring
This is groundbreaking, people. Please give this to your beautiful woman. If she knows you she will know the amount of thought and…
Personalized Family Christmas Sweaters
Any family will enjoy rocking these custom family Christmas sweaters with their name printed on it. With multiple color styles and sizes there…
Legend of Zelda Sheikah Mask
Zelda fans young and old will get a kick out of this mysterious looking mask! Sporting the symbol of the Sheikah, these masks…
Retro iMac Apple Watch Stand
Charge your Apple Watch overnight in the nerdiest way possible with this retro iMac Apple Watch stand. This nifty bedside gadget charges your…
Custom Coordinates Necklace
Give your best friend a reminder of a special location in each other’s lives. These custom necklaces can be personalized with coordinates and…
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential…
Ugly Dogs In Renaissance Painting Calendar
Feast your eyes on the artful blend of canine hilarity and classical paintings with the Ugly Dogs in Renaissance Paintings calendar. Each month…
Superhero Night-Lights
The most stalwart of guardians are here to defend your bedroom with the power of LIGHT! There is a bright spot in the…
Macrame Photo Display
Ditch the boring frames — add some artistic flair to your home or office decor with this macrame photo display. A work of…