There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Sombrero Juicer
Need to get a lemon or lime easily into your drink? Well this little sombrero citrus juicer can do the job easily while…
Among Us Friends T-Shirt
Every fan of Among Us loves meeting up with their crew online to find the Impostor. This shirt features a crossover of Among…
Gourmet Coffee Sampler Box
Perk up your pal’s mornings with the ultimate wake-up call – a gourmet coffee sampler box! This isn’t just coffee; it’s a world…
Meow The Book for Cats
Only one word can describe the perspective of a cap. Meow the book is loaded with one word and one word only, that…
Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…
Razer Stream Controller X
Razer’s Stream Controller X is the pinnacle device for streamers looking to streamline their processes and up their game. This stylish controller will…
Homer Simpson Mr. Potato Head
Donut included. This wildly cute Mr. Potato Head was created to celebrate 25 years of Simpsons history. Fun and/or collectable! Check it out.
Slice of Pizza Night Light
Fantasize about a pizza man showing up in the middle of the night to deliver you a delicious slice of cheese pizza? Well…
Tide Pod Bath Bombs
You know how great Tide Pods are at cleaning your clothes (and maybe even breath)! Well now you can get squeaky clean and…
Pale Blue USB Rechargeable Batteries
Say goodbye to buying batteries with Pale Blue Earth’s convenient micro-USB rechargeable batteries! Pale Blue batteries charge 5 times faster than traditional rechargeable…

