There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Boo, You Whore Candle
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
Globe Piggy Bank
Teach your kids financial responsibility and geography all at once! This globe coin bank is not only a stylish accessory for any room,…
Personalized Wax Seal
Start sending formal letters in style with this personalized wax seal. Whether it’s for a wedding invitation or just a letter to a…
Cute Cat Paw Vase
Charm your space with the Cute Cat Paw Vase, a delightful addition that cat lovers will adore. This unique vase, shaped like a…
Arnold Commando Bazooka iPhone Case
The 3 lenses on the iPhone 11 pro has caused quite the stir. Give people a laugh by highlighting your 3 lenses with…
Dog Water Fountain
Looking for a way to provide your furry friend an easy way to access fresh water at the push of a paw? This…
Realistic Bear Sleeping Bag
Have you ever wondered how bears keep warm through the deep chill of winter? How do they manage to hibernate deep in caves…
Wall Mounted Can Crusher
Some people are just ok at recycling cans… Others absolutely CRUSH it… Seriously, think about how much space you waste tossing tall cans into…
The Festivus Board Game
Are you tired of the same old boring holiday traditions? Spice things up with the Festivus Board Game! Get ready to air your…
Satan’s Blood Hot Sauce
Just staring at the bottle puts a fiery glow in your eyes. Pop the cap and you’ll feel Satan’s heat rush through your…

