There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
LEGO Ninja Turtles Turtle Lair Attack
Relive your childhood or introduce your children to the glory that is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Includes 5 mini figures: Leonardo, Raphael, Master…
Elon’s Musk Air Freshener
Add a bit of Elon’s Musk to your car with this Elon Musk Air Freshener! It’ll elegantly hang from your rear view window…
Rick and Morty Socks
Get your feet Schwifty with these cool Rick and Morty socks. Snuggle up on the couch and keep your feet toasty while watching…
Massive Hammock
Hammocks are great and all, sure, but sometimes they get tight, uncomfortable, and for a large man it doesn’t always work out. Introducing…
SanDisk 1TB SD Card
Take your camera to the next level with an insane amount of storage with this SanDisk 1TB SDXC memory card. If you film…
Crying Unicorn Candle
Everyone wants to be a unicorn, except this unicorn. The daily pressures of unicorning have become too big a burden to bear, what…
Homesick Tatooine Scented Candle
Craving for some galactic nostalgia? Light up the Homesick Tatooine Scented Candle and be whisked away to the iconic desert planet from Star…
Manly Axe Coffee Table
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
Personalized Gamer Water Bottle
The only thirst that rivals the thirst for victory is thirst itself! With these personalized gamer water bottles, you can hydrate like a…
USB N64 Controller
If you don’t remember owning your friends at Goldeneye 64 on Nintendo 64 as a kid you may be too young for this…