There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Star Trek Polo Shirts
Whether you’re playing Racquetball against Dr. Bashir, or just want to show off your arms while you karate-chop a Gorn, these Star Trek…
Blue Yeti Nano Microphone
Having high quality audio at your computer can be extremely useful. Especially with the explosion of growth in podcasting and streaming. The Blue…
Absolut Vodka iPhone 6 Case
Why not show just how much of a vodka connoisseur you are with an Absolut Vodka iPhone case? This case is guaranteed to…
Seinfeldia Book
Dive into the world of Seinfeld with the Seinfeldia book. Discover the fascinating story of how the groundbreaking show about nothing was created…
Aloha Rainbow Doormat
Greet guests with all colors of the rainbow with this cute Aloha rainbow doormat. This colorful inviting doormat iss ure to add some…
Giant Lego Brick Coffee Table
She’s a brick… houssse… well, not actually but with this giant Lego brick coffee table you’ll have a big brick in your house!…
Carma Sutra: Auto-Erotic Handbook
Making sweet love in your vehicle just got a lot easier (and a lot more adventurous). Increase your sex drive and prove to…
Dragon Ball Z Color Changing Mugs
Who says anime and coffee don’t mix? This set of Dragon Ball Z mugs are awesome. When they get heated up the raw…
AmpliFi Alien – WiFi 6 Router
If WiFi performance tickles your fancy the AmpliFi Alien will make a perfect addition to your home. With a touchscreen display, WiFi 6…
Razer Basilisk V3 Pro Gaming Mouse
Here comes the ultimate gaming mouse. The Razer Basilisk V3 Pro features an ergonomic design, 90-hour battery life w/ fast charging, and has…