There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Nerf N-Strike Elite Strongarm Blaster
Tap into a boy’s combat potential with this state of the art rotating barrel blaster. This Elite model of Strongarm toy guns is…
Mini Cinder Block Pallet
Bring a bit of construction chic to your desk with the Mini Cinder Block Pallet! This set includes 24 realistic 1:12 scale flat…
Best Friend Wizard Mug
The perfect mug to bond over with your fellow muggle. You can customize it to fit your hair color, and scarf for whatever…
Floating Beer Pong Table
What could be better than playing beer pong in the pool with your friends. Just throw this floating beer pong table in the…
Canon EOS R5
Photographers with tons of Canon lenses will love shooting on Canon’s latest mirrorless the Canon EOS R5. With a massive 45MP sensor, IBIS,…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Legend of Zelda Sheikah Mask
Zelda fans young and old will get a kick out of this mysterious looking mask! Sporting the symbol of the Sheikah, these masks…
S’mores Fishing Pole
Clearly the world if built for kids these days, remember when you were a child and you had to use a stick from…
Cat Lounge Pod
Treat your cat to a lounge in this hilariously cute cat lounge pod. Its clear bottom also makes it great for serving snacks…
Unicorn Piggy Bank
Add a little glitter and whimsy to your child’s room with this hand-painted unicorn bank. Watch your progress through the transparent cover; you’ll…