There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Ash Ketchum Hat from Pokemon
This is a hat for the ultimate Pokemon master, why shouldn’t it be you? We know you’ve collected all original 150 Pokemon, so…
Funny Demotivational Pens
Brighten up your office days with these hilarious demotivational pens. Each pen comes with phrases that might not be entirely safe for work…
NES Cartidge Cutting Board
Chances are you won’t have to blow into the bottom of this NES cartridge cutting board to get it working. Enjoy being reminded…
Come In Go Away Doormat
Tell guests to your home how you really feel this this come in and go away door mat. Keep your house open with…
To Be A Master: An anthology of erotic Pokemon Go stories
There is a rule on the internet. If you can think of it, someone has made it. To Be A Master: An anthology…
Carry-On Cocktail Kit: Old Fashioned
It’s hard to get a good drink on an airplane, well now you can sip on an old fashioned in the sky. Just…
Stuffed Confetti Wrapping Paper
Give your gifts an explosive upgrade. This wrapping paper is pre-stuffed with confetti that bursts out for a surprise shower once it is…
Retro Wavy Amber Light
Illuminate your space with a blast from the past using the Retro Wavy Amber Light. This tabletop gem channels the soul of the…
Smart Food Scale Prep Pad
Be sure to pick up an iPad stand so you can easily see what you need to prep next. This Smart Food Scale Prep Pad…
Bose Open-Ear Audio Sunglasses
Bring music with you on a bright day with this unique Bose open-ear sunglasses. They function as normal sunglasses plus have built in…

