There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must be eradicated, or at least held at bay. Now it is possible without even confronting or interacting with them. Spray liberally and carry often.
Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
Bob Ross Positive Energy Drink
Everyone knows someone who can use some positive energy, it may even be you! Spread the good vibes with this Bob Ross positive…
Magnetic Bottle Opener with Hoop Cap Catcher
Dunk on your friends using a brew with this magnetic bottle opener with built-in hoop cap catcher. Plus it has a powerful magnet to…
Not My Job Self-Inking Stamp
Make your stance unmistakably clear to management with the “Not My Job” self-inking stamp. This essential office tool leaves no room for interpretation,…
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Hands-Free Umbrella
This isn’t your Mary Poppins style umbrella. Nope. This rain device is innovative, and hands-free. No gripping a silly handle and fighting fierce winds. No holding on…
Teacher Life Coloring Book
Coloring books aren’t just kids stuff! This teaching-themed coloring book is a great activity for those brave adults who serve on the front…
Casey Neistat “Ask Me Anything” Desk
If you’re a fan of YouTube you’re well aware of the site’s most popular vlogger Casey Neistat. During Casey’s unique “ask me anything”…
Multi Lines Extension Cord
There’s nothing worse than a lack of outlets in your home, or even outside for Christmas decorations. The multiple line extension cord is…
Ant Filled Watch
Who would want to tell time when you could watch ants build their colony! With a year supply of ants this ant filled…
Cat Hammock
If you didn’t think your cat’s life was easy enough, well now you can make it even easier with the space saving cat…