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Fake Parking Ticket
You always think of leaving a note or sending a message to that asshole in the massive truck that took up 2 spots…
The Book Of Pretty Much Everything
This colorful and detailed book is a mid-career comprehensive look at the marketing and design of Draplin Design Co. Within the pages you…
Leaning Tower of Pasta
Who doesn’t love a good plate of spaghetti? More importantly… who doesn’t love a sharp looking kitchen with some interesting accessories? I mean…
Sunglass Chewbacca T-Shirt
Who’s the slick, handsome, smooth-talking scoundrel who flies the Millenium Falcon? Chewbacca, of course! Han Solo’s best buddy can smuggle his way past…
Wiener Dog Pool Float
If you reckon that your outdoor pool looks a bit threadbare this summer, then this pool float Mattress is just the item you…
Doctor Who – The Tenth Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver
Call me Doctor. Not quite as fancy as the one on the show, but a practical little gadget none the less. Look like…
Set Sushi Sock Set
Sushi lovers rejoice! You can now wear your favorite swimming treats as socks. These colorful sushi socks are sure to turn heads next…
Apple MagSafe Duo Charger
Bring the convenience of wireless charging to your Apple products with the MagSafe Duo Charger from Apple. This nifty charger includes a MagSafe…
Mario Question Block Piggy Bank
Level up your savings game with the Mario Question Block Piggy Bank, straight from the colorful world of the Mushroom Kingdom. This 3D-printed…
Boosted Board – Electric Skateboard
Who doesn’t love to get around town quickly. Boosted boards can reach up to 22 mph and travel 7 miles, so you’ll be…
Porn for Women Book
Nothing turns women on more than a clean house, well now there is a book full of men completing these sensual tasks. From…