Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check out this Black Toilet Paper. Sure to keep you confused, yet satisfied, when the soft texture ripples across your bottom. Adds an elegant and possibly eerie touch to any bathroom.
GoPro HERO12 Black
The GoPro HERO12 Black stands as a testament to advancement in action cameras. At its core is a 27MP image sensor, echoing its…
GoPro HERO11 Black
Capture your adventures in stunning 5.3K with 27 megapixel stills with the new GoPro Hero 11 Black. The latest GoPro features a front…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
GoPro HERO8 Black
GoPro’s latest creation is here with the HERO8 Black. This GoPro packs insane features like its new HyperSmooth 2.0 stabilization and 4K slow-mo…
Smartphone Controlled Paper Airplane
Take your paper airplanes to the next level with this tiny smartphone controlled paper airplane conversion kit. Fully control your paper airplanes with…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Capsule Pet Travel Backpack
Cruise around with your cat or pup in this breathable backpack with clear back so your pet can travel with ease. Great for…
Sassy Desk Plates
Tell everyone who visits your desk you woke up like this or that you’re productive as f**k with these sassy desk plates. With…
Breaking Bad Lego Set
Everyone loves Breaking Bad, everyone loves Legos, why not enjoy the love of both with this Breaking Bad RV Lego set! It comes with…
Canned Dragon Meat
Have you ever sunk your teeth into a fresh flank of phenomenally charred dragon? Of course you haven’t, but that doesn’t mean you…
F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt
Have a friend who is a master of the kitchen? They’ll crack up at this oven mitt with “This is F**king Delicious” printed…
Keychain Breathalyzer
So many people these days think they’re good to drive after a night of drinking. A DUI or hurting someone is not fun!…
Rain Cloud Watering Pot
Bring a rainy day to your plants with this cute rain cloud watering pot. Just mount this cool planter to your wall and…
LEGO Ninja Turtles Turtle Lair Attack
Relive your childhood or introduce your children to the glory that is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Includes 5 mini figures: Leonardo, Raphael, Master…
Dog Water Fountain
Looking for a way to provide your furry friend an easy way to access fresh water at the push of a paw? This…
You’ve Goat This
Tackle life’s hurdles with a dash of caprine wisdom from You’ve Goat This. Packed with sage advice inspired by our four-legged, horned friends,…