Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check out this Black Toilet Paper. Sure to keep you confused, yet satisfied, when the soft texture ripples across your bottom. Adds an elegant and possibly eerie touch to any bathroom.
GoPro HERO12 Black
The GoPro HERO12 Black stands as a testament to advancement in action cameras. At its core is a 27MP image sensor, echoing its…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
Smartphone Controlled Paper Airplane
Take your paper airplanes to the next level with this tiny smartphone controlled paper airplane conversion kit. Fully control your paper airplanes with…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Black Contacts
These Black Sclera Contacts offer a mystique that can’t be achieved without them. Incredibly deep black color. Perfect for a costume party or…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
“My White Elephant Gift” T-Shirt
Everyone at the Yankee Swap will be having a laugh at this “My White Elephant Gift” t-shirt. With multiple colors this shirt will…
Hot Dog Pet Bed
Make your little hot dog a comfy boy with this hot dog bed. Mustard not included! You dog or cat will love lounging…
Kylo Ren Light-Up Chop Sabers
A short time ago in a dining room not so far, far away…. A family of Star Wars fans used glowing red chop…
Razer Basilisk V3 Pro Gaming Mouse
Here comes the ultimate gaming mouse. The Razer Basilisk V3 Pro features an ergonomic design, 90-hour battery life w/ fast charging, and has…
Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket
Why not represent the true stench of your dirty laundry with this Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket.We all go through periods of rough stench, be…
Monogram Cork Holder
What wino doesn’t love showing off their cork collection. Hang this monogram cork holder on the wall or just sit it on a…
3D-Glasses Contact Lens Case
This cute little container will be a great addition to any contact user who is tired of the bland and drab little disks…
Power Ranger Ugly Sweaters
Rangers! A giant snow cloud is moving in on Angel Grove! These charmingly tacky sweaters are based on your suits. Take these, and…
The Gentleman’s Guide to Cocktails
Turn on your class and go suave. This book outlines all the classics and some modern twists sure to prove your cocktail knowledge…
Portal Cake Mix
The cake is no longer a lie with officially licensed cake mix from the popular game Portal. Everyone who has played the game remembers the…





