Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check out this Black Toilet Paper. Sure to keep you confused, yet satisfied, when the soft texture ripples across your bottom. Adds an elegant and possibly eerie touch to any bathroom.
GoPro HERO12 Black
The GoPro HERO12 Black stands as a testament to advancement in action cameras. At its core is a 27MP image sensor, echoing its…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
Smartphone Controlled Paper Airplane
Take your paper airplanes to the next level with this tiny smartphone controlled paper airplane conversion kit. Fully control your paper airplanes with…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Black Contacts
These Black Sclera Contacts offer a mystique that can’t be achieved without them. Incredibly deep black color. Perfect for a costume party or…
Hot Pink Neon Black Light Lipstick
Sometimes you just want to look flashy as all hell, gurl. Here is your opportunity to hit that rave with style, glam, and…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Stretch The Truth Trump
Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over…
Ninja Shuriken USB Drive
Are you a master of martial arts? Have you ever thrown a ninja star at your computer? This is a great opportunity to…
Scratch & Reveal Golden Ticket
Handing someone a printed email confirmation for a surprise trip is pretty anticlimactic. With this gold foil ticket, you handwrite the destination in…
Star Wars Self Stirring Mug
Use the force and stir up any delicious drinks in this Star Wars self stirring mug. Mix up hot cocoa or even coffee…
Troll Planters
Trolls are known for luck, and this is your lucky day. You can now purchase the Plantroll (Original Ace Troll Doll With Air…
Funny Toilet Timer Gag Gift
Some people treat the bathroom like a personal reading lounge. This wooden Toilet Timer, a little sand hourglass stamped with this is a…
Personalized Dog Hawaiian Shirt
What dog wouldn’t love their face plastered all over their owners shirt and what dog owner wouldn’t want it! These personalized dog Hawaiian…
Personalized Dog Bowl
Whether it’s Spike, Darby, or Rook you’ll be able to get your dog’s name on this personalized dog bowl. This handmade bowl made…
NES Cartridge Flasks
Why play games when you can be filling your body with liquor. These NES Cartridge flasks are perfect for the geeky in all…
Saturday Morning Cartoons Candle
Who doesn’t remember watching Saturday morning cartoons in the ’90s while snacking on some Fruity Pebbles? Well, this soy candle will bring back…





