Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check out this Black Toilet Paper. Sure to keep you confused, yet satisfied, when the soft texture ripples across your bottom. Adds an elegant and possibly eerie touch to any bathroom.
GoPro HERO12 Black
The GoPro HERO12 Black stands as a testament to advancement in action cameras. At its core is a 27MP image sensor, echoing its…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
Smartphone Controlled Paper Airplane
Take your paper airplanes to the next level with this tiny smartphone controlled paper airplane conversion kit. Fully control your paper airplanes with…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Black Contacts
These Black Sclera Contacts offer a mystique that can’t be achieved without them. Incredibly deep black color. Perfect for a costume party or…
Hot Pink Neon Black Light Lipstick
Sometimes you just want to look flashy as all hell, gurl. Here is your opportunity to hit that rave with style, glam, and…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Don’t F**k Up The Table Coasters
Let’s be honest, the only reason you have coaster is so that someone doesn’t f**k up your fancy table from Ikea. Tell it…
Mustache Pacifier
No one is ever too young for a mustache, and luckily the mustache pacifier will get your infant that rustic mustache look.
Outlet Tower
With the Outlet Tower, you’ll never have to worry about running out of outlets again! It’s the ultimate power strip for the modern…
Pizza Puzzle
Finally pizza in the form you’ve been craving, a pizza puzzle! This delicious looking puzzle will have you assembling a slice of pizza.
Alien Xenomorph Pen Holder
Transform your desk into a sci-fi haven with the Alien Xenomorph Pen Holder. This detailed and menacing Xenomorph cradles your pens with eerie…
Unicorn Dog Costume
Give your furry friend the power of a Unicorn with this magical unicorn dog costume. Exactly what your little pup needs while running…
Solar Rover Kit
This is another kit designed to introduce eight-year-olds to the world of science, but in this case, we are talking about solar technology.…
Lensball: Crystal Ball for Photography
For photographers, the Lensball is a crystal ball for visual magic! Made scratch and bubble free out of the same special K9 crystal…
Toblerone Jumbo, 4.5kg Candy Bar
This chocolate bar is not for the feint of heart. It is not recommended to be consumed in one sitting and absolutely not…
Manduka PRO Yoga Mat
Get ready to impress your favorite yogi with the Manduka PRO Yoga Mat. It’s so thick and comfortable, you’ll feel like you’re levitating…





