Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check out this Black Toilet Paper. Sure to keep you confused, yet satisfied, when the soft texture ripples across your bottom. Adds an elegant and possibly eerie touch to any bathroom.
Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper
Wow people with a big stack of gifts looking like a cheeseburger with this cheeseburger wrapping paper. Speaking from experience us humans do enjoy anything…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
Smartphone Controlled Paper Airplane
Take your paper airplanes to the next level with this tiny smartphone controlled paper airplane conversion kit. Fully control your paper airplanes with…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Black Contacts
These Black Sclera Contacts offer a mystique that can’t be achieved without them. Incredibly deep black color. Perfect for a costume party or…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Oculus Rift S VR Headset
The absolute pinnacle of PC-gaming immersion, the Oculus Rift S features a higher-resolution display than the original Oculus Rift, dramatically reducing the dreaded…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Air Wick Cinnabon Scented Spray
The most effective use of this product is waking your kids up in the morning and convincing them that you went out to…
Meme Magnets
Slap a photo on the fridge and make some meme magic happen with these meme fridge magnets. You’ll finally be able to have…
Apple Credit Card
One card to rule them all! Apple has released their own credit card. With the primary goal of being simple with no fees.…
Kombucha Brewing Kit
Smell that? It’s the scent of your hipster status rising! This kit includes everything you need to brew your very own organic kombucha…
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your…
Stealth iPhone 6/6s Camera Case
Spy on anyone with this stealthy iPhone camera case allowing you to take photos without holding your phone up.
Stainless Steel Whiskey Stones
Every avid whiskey drinker has a set of whiskey stones to chill their drinks. If you’re sick of the stones these stainless steel…