Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check out this Black Toilet Paper. Sure to keep you confused, yet satisfied, when the soft texture ripples across your bottom. Adds an elegant and possibly eerie touch to any bathroom.
GoPro HERO12 Black
The GoPro HERO12 Black stands as a testament to advancement in action cameras. At its core is a 27MP image sensor, echoing its…
Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom.…
Smartphone Controlled Paper Airplane
Take your paper airplanes to the next level with this tiny smartphone controlled paper airplane conversion kit. Fully control your paper airplanes with…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Black Contacts
These Black Sclera Contacts offer a mystique that can’t be achieved without them. Incredibly deep black color. Perfect for a costume party or…
Hot Pink Neon Black Light Lipstick
Sometimes you just want to look flashy as all hell, gurl. Here is your opportunity to hit that rave with style, glam, and…
Penguine Paper Clips
Do people even use paper clips anymore? We aren’t sure, but if they do use them they may as well use a cool…
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark…
Badass Daily Affirmation Jar
Skip the toxic positivity and kickstart your day with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packed with 60 hilariously blunt affirmations, this jar is…
Mophie Wireless Charger
Now that iPhone 8 and iPhone X have joined the hundreds of Android phones that have Wireless charging it’s time to cut the…
I Love Tits Bird Mug
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…
Super Mario Super Star Tree Topper
Power up your holiday decor with this iconic Super Star tree topper. It does not just sit there looking pretty; it puts on…
Porn for Women of a Certain Age
Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of…
Garmin GPS with Alexa
Everyone has had to deal with the annoyance of typing in an address into a car GPS. Well now a new Garmin GPS…
Cabbage Umbrella
Give a rainy day some unique flair with this cabbage leaf umbrella. A perfect gift for the vegetarian or veggie lover who wants…
Inflatable Hot Tub
Hot tubs can cost thousands of dollars not including installation. Finally you can enjoy a warm soak without the massive costs with this…
Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course For Kids
Keep your kid as strong as a ninja with this Ninja Warrior obstacle course designed for kids. With support for up to 250 pounds…
GrowlerWerks Copper Mini Keg
Take your beer game to the next level with this copper mini carbonated growler by GrowlerWerks. No need to worry about flat beer…





