Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper

Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper comes in handy. Never feel dark and afraid in the bathroom again. Old faithful will guide you to the promised land with a few satisfying wipes. Great for blacklight parties especially.

Discontinued

Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check…

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$17.99

Just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean we aren’t watching you, buddy! If I don’t see you performing your tasks, I’ll convince everyone…

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$4.09