What goes on in the mind of man’s best friend? And could ruff prose do it justice? Of course not. If you’ve ever looked into the big, sparkling eyes of a doofy doggo, you’ve looked into the eyes of a poet! I Could Chew On This is full of funny, sweet poems all written from the perspective of your playful pupper pal. Don’t feel left out, cat lovers! Author Francesco Marciuliano created this as a companion volume to his other bestselling book about cats, ‘I Could Pee On This’
Cave Calming Dog Bed
Create a cozy sanctuary for your furry friend with the Cave Calming Dog Bed. This ingenious dog bed is designed to provide your…
Personalized Dog Hawaiian Shirt
What dog wouldn’t love their face plastered all over their owners shirt and what dog owner wouldn’t want it! These personalized dog Hawaiian…
Personalized Dog Sweatshirt
What better way to show the world your love for your dog than a personalized dog sweatshirt. Just select your dog’s breed and…
Personalized Dog Bowl
Whether it’s Spike, Darby, or Rook you’ll be able to get your dog’s name on this personalized dog bowl. This handmade bowl made…
Foldable Dog Pool
Everyone knows their dog loves playing in water or might just need a bath. This foldable dog pool is perfect for playtime and…
Star Trek Uniform Dog Collar
These adorable dog collars perfect for when you’re boldly going on walkies with your Porthos or Number 1! After all, when you’re headed…
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book
Experience the sensitive side of the stable genius Donald Trump. In “The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump Book” you’ll be swooned with quotes…
Hot Dog Pet Bed
Make your little hot dog a comfy boy with this hot dog bed. Mustard not included! You dog or cat will love lounging…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
Panda Costume for Dogs
Who said dogs can’t be pandas? Certainly not us ;) So let the cuteness begin. It’s time to trade in their bone for…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
Dog Business Ties
If you’re taking the dog to the office you might as well make sure he looks dashing. With these business ties for dogs…
Reusable Glass Boba Tea Cup
Enjoy your bubble tea the environmentally-friendly way with this adorable reusable glass tumbler! And you can take it a step further by choosing…
Fruit Infuser Water Bottle
Stay healthy during the day with a fruit infuser water bottle. Perfect for when you’re on the go but want a bit of…
Razer Raiju Elite PS4 Gaming Controller
If you’re an avid PS4 gamer you can get a bit jealous of the Xbox elite controller. With additional buttons, presets, and sensitivity…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board
It is time for a kitchen upgrade. Slice through rebel troops with great accuracy and precision. This Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board…
Toilet Mini Golf
Sometimes you just want to play some putt putt on the loo. With this toilet mini golf course you’ll be able to play…
Solar System Crystal Ball
Hold the entire solar system in your hand with this solar system crystal ball. Great for a student, astronomer, or anyone who just loves…
Yolk Fish Egg Separator
Tired of getting your hands messy when you want just the whites or the yolks? Love fish? Great… check out this nifty little…
Chewbacca Mug
I suggest a new strategy, R2…always use the Wookiee cup! A great gift for the Star Wars fans, this BPA-free ceramic mug features…
You Look Sus Shirt
Whether someone just doesn’t seem on the level, or you just want to make sure you don’t get tossed out the nearest airlock,…