Donald Trump Gifts

10 Products Updated on Jan 13, 2021

Gifts based on the United States’ most polarizing president. These funny Trump gifts are sure to give anyone a laugh.

Trump Suspended Twitter Mug

A U.S. President getting banned from Twitter sure isn’t something you see every day. Well now, you can see it every day, first thing in the morning over a hot cup of joe! And by that, I mean coffee. Clearly.

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$16.00

Donald Trump Pool Float

This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree. This is the best inflatable pool raft. What better way to show your…er…support than a funny pool float Donald? Dress him up for any occasion or float him with pride just the way he comes, either way, he’ll be the star of the party.

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$19.55

Donald Trump Birthday Card

Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious card is sure to give anyone a laugh.

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$4.85

Stretch The Truth Trump

Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making it a hilarious gag gift.

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$41.61

President Flip Flops

Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few of his beliefs and these flip flops display them elegantly on the front. These President Flip Flops are perfect for having a laugh at your next summer pool party.

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$27.99

Donald Trump Chia Pet

What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a dose of sun. “This is the best Chia Pet ever made. Only the finest product representing the finest individual. Believe me, I know Chia Pets and this one is really top of the line. There are other Chia pets, you know Hillary, Obama; you could get those…

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$19.97

Donald Trump Toilet Paper

I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all others!

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$6.95

Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms

Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald Trump condoms will let anyone know you’re huuuuuge. Hopefully you don’t get fired in the process! These Trump condoms are “tremendous” – well, not really, they’re standard sized These condoms will help you negotiate rounding the bases and scoring safely These condoms are built like a wall…

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$3.99