Stretch The Truth Trump

Who doesn’t remember the classic toy Stretch Armstrong, well now you can stretch the truth with Trump! The 45th president can stretch over 4 feet and has his classic orange complexion making…

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President Flip Flops

Who isn’t familiar with president Trump’s twitter account at this point. With over 35,000 tweets Donald Trump has flip flopped on a few of his beliefs and these flip flops display them…

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Donald Trump Chia Pet

What? You think growing beautiful locks of hair happens overnight? It takes time, patience, the right amount of water and nutrients, and a dose of sun. “This is the best Chia Pet…

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$15.57
Donald Trump Toilet Paper

I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in the USA this Donald Trump toilet paper trumps all…

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$9.95
Trump "I'm Huuuuge" Condoms

Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald Trump condoms will let anyone know you’re huuuuuge. Hopefully…

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$3.95